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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

Mar

Alyssa MIller Topless for Fashion of the Day

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These could be some old pictures of Alyssa Miller topless for fashion, and they probably are, but I figure hey can’t be that old, considering she’s only 21, and even if they were, it wouldn’t really matter, because topless pics are timeless, I know plenty of dudes who can still fap to vintage playboy shoots, or nude scenes from movies that were made decades ago, or even to pictures of their own mom’s in bikinis…..so these particular pics of her nipples are new to the site, thus new to me, thus new to you cuz I do this all day and if I haven’t seen them, then you probably haven’t either….

If throwback nipple pics isn’t enough for you, here she is for Ay Yildiz Swimwear in 2011…..for no reason other than posting half naked pics of her works for me. You’re all a bunch of fucking dirtbags….

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2012

Mar

Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Round One of the DAy

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Wrestling is the gayest sport on TV, firstly it is not a real sport, but guys acting, secondly, those guys acting are half naked and grinding each other like a gang of queers, for little boys to watch at home and simulate with their friends…in what could be the single reason gay is so popular now, that’s to the 1980s…

So I can assume you really want to see Hulk Hogan fuck, or see what he looks like when he fucks, you can just watch this clip of him working out in ’87, it’s probably the same thing, just a little older, greyer, with some nasty striper porn bitches in the Mix….

But if that’s not good enough, there’s a Hulk Hogan sex tape that’s being talked about. Apparently between his divorce and his remarriage to a girl that looks like his daughter, he went on a fucking rampage that he doesn’t remember, but that someone captured on video….

Now it never really happens like that, but they like to pretend for the press, I know lots of legalities come into the mix and all these sex tapes are usually leaked….

What it comes down to is that I want to see everyone in the world have sex, so this works for me.

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Now here are some pics of him being a dirtbag creep..with his daughter…amazing how the love a father feels for his daughter is sometimes so strong he needs to cop a feel and jerk off to it.

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2012

Mar

Old and Drunk Goldie Hawn Turns Me On of the Day

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Here are some pics of Goldie Hawn fucking wasted and I love it. Maybe it is cuz I’m a chronic binge drinker, which is socially acceptable term for a fucking dirtbag drug, or maybe it is cuz I love drunk girls of all ages cuz they are fun, entertaing and always put out…

Sure, Goldie Hawn wasted was probably far more rewarding 30 or 40 years ago when she was starting out…all round assed and cute, before polluting the world with Kate Hudson….but getting with this is still a trophy I’d love to hang on my wall….

There’s just something about old, over tanned, falling off her chest, rich woman tits I want in my mouth….age is just a number and when they are done with menopause you don’t have to worry about that whole need to get knocked up bullshit that results in shit like Kate Hudon….

What it comes down to is that I just hate Kate Hudson.

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2012

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is the best post, arguably on the entire internet, because it’s a cross section of the American people, it’s non discrimenatory, or fixated on the rich, powerful, glamourous detached from American life….It is a mix of everything, I mean unless you consider focusing on idiots who make the news typecasting and stereotyping….either way…it is the best post on the internet.

Mother, Son Duke It Out Over Salsa
Christopher Phillips, a 23 year old Florida man, got very upset when his mother tried to use some of his salsa and taco sauce without his permission. Phillips got so worked up he put his mother in a head lock, injuring her neck and breaking her glasses. Phillips along with his girlfriend, 27 year old Lisa Tyre, are both facing battery charges.

Ohio Girl Tased While In Diabetic Shock, Loses Brutality Law Suit
In Stow, OH Chelsea Garrett was pulled over after experiencing temporary blackouts on the road from her diabetes medicine. During the traffic stop, the officer used a taser on her multiple times.

California Teacher Moonlighting In Porn?
Junior High School students in Oxnard are being told to avoid internet sex sites, not on general principal, but because they might see one of their teachers.

Affidavit: CPS Worker Paid Teen for Sex
An investigator for Texas Child Protective Services has been arrested and charged with the sexual abuse of a child.

Model fired for ‘big hips’
A Dutch model is the winner of a lawsuit against her agency after claiming she was fired for having big hips.

Lottery Winner On Welfare
Andrea Clayton, a Michigan woman won $1 Million in the lottery, spent money on new cars and a new house, but is using welfare money to buy food and sees nothing wrong with it.

Child Finds Condom on School Playground
The mother of a second grader, who found an open condom on an Austin elementary school playground, is speaking out.

Miami Cop Fired For Driving With Mattress On Roof Of Patrol Car
A Miami-Dade County police officer is out of a job just days before retirement when she was spotted driving a patrol car with mattresses tied to the roof.

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2012

Mar

Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pictures For Passionata of the Day

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I like my Jewish girls hot, big tittied, and army trained. The kind of bitch who can negotiate blood diamonds for me in hebrew, while being capable of sniffing out terrorist attacks and stopping them in hand to hand combat….especially when they have a modeling contract, a pre-req for having sex with me as of last week.

Not that Bar Refaeli ever did the military, she was too spoiled and a model fucking A List celebs for that, but I still can have fantasies of feeding her pussy my dick latkes on Purim while she’s dressed up like Wonder Woman like the bitch I saw leaving the synagogue this morning with her two kids in tow.

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2012

Mar

Kayley Cuoco’s Big Booty Creeper Pics of the Day

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I only like paparazzi pics when they feel like paparazzi pics…and by feeling like papaprazzi pics I mean feel like peeping tom pics…cuz the whole industry is such a pile of fucking shit and with the digi cam and cellphone camera taking over….and the fact that all these idiot celebs want to be on the sites and in the mags…they stage the pussy flashes and tit slips and a good old fashioned, unwanted pic, the kind that killed Princess Diana just doesn’t happen….You know when the paparazzi get a bitch as she’s shitting in a field on a road trip…like shit scandals are made of…

So this is as close as we’re getting to that today…creeper through the fence, big ass in tight pants, the John Ritter killer edition.

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2012

Mar

Naked Protest for International Women’s Day of the Day

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It is international women’s day and as someone who celebrate women and their sex organs on a daily basis, I figured I might as well celebrate women who are naked postesting, cuz that’s the only kind of protesting I care about, especially when the protestors are women trying to make a point, cuz I’ll always listen when tits are exposed….

The shortest demonstration of FEMEN was in Istanbul

Ukrainian FEMEN activists were taken into custody earlier today when they attempted to stage their trademark nude demonstration in Istanbul. The demonstration was aimed at drawing attention to violence against women and was specifically designed to take place on March 8 International Women’s Day.

The FEMEN members fought back when the police tried to intervene but were taken into custody.

It’s always those fucking Ukrainian bitches making a big deal about throwing acid on bitches to keep them under veils….just let nature take it’s course people….Via Jon Turk

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2012

Mar

Rihanna’s Topless Twitter Picture of the Day

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Rihanna’s been on this sex icon kick for a while, I guess it was all part of her three year marketing plan someone who wasn’t a high school drop out teen prostitute crafted for her.

From my perspective they were put her out as a pop good girl to get into the mind of the youth, then she got beat up, propelling her to the next level with sympathy from everyone, paving the way for her comeback as an empowered, I don’t need a man to define me or own me, I just need my pussy and my tits, and I’ll be the boss of them, leading to this phase of her career that is songs about the smell of sex, and topless twitter pics….It’s all a machine controlled by many, and unfortunately those many don’t just release her getting sodomized on the size of a Barbadian road by all the dudes who wouldn’t give her the time of day growing up, cuz she sucked then and sucks now.

Who cares.

Here’s a video of her rolling around in her underwear for Armani….

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2012

Mar

Lady Gaga Leaving Her Hotel in a Bra of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lady Gaga because I didn’t wake up sick and miserable enough today, and felt I needed that extra kick in my testicles….but then again, in a lot of ways Lady Gaga is inspiring, and I’m not talking on a homosexual, she makes me feel accepted kind of front, I’m talking on a she’s so fucking ugly, has nothing going for her visually, looks like a clown to divert people from that fact, but still managed to win over idiots everyone and make millions off them…in what should never have fucking happend….she should be working a desk job, or telemarketing, or phone sex lines…she should not be thinking she’s the next Madonna with gangs of losers sucking on her dick….and that to me means pretty much anything is possible if you spin it the right way….

Here’s her bra leaving a hotel, that unfortunately didn’t burn down.

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2012

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been sick all week with what some would call a flu…but that I call AIDS….because I know the quality pussy I stick my dick in unprotected…at least the quality I was sticking my dick in the last three or four months and that isn’t very high…

I’m talking girls who don’t know what fucking day it is, let alone who they actually are as a person, or enough common sense to put a condom on a stranger they met off the fucking internet cuz they read his site since 2005….cuz imagine who else they did that too….and now I’m paying for it….

Remember – all girls are trash….even the seemingly normal ones, the seemingly sweet ones, the seemingly nice ones….they are fucking nuts, out for themselves, liars and cheats, dirty fucking cunts, but maybe I’m just bitter cuz of the whole contracting AIDS thing….cuz some people like making you suffer with them….

And that’s not to say girls aren’t good for fucking, that’s just to say, you should always leave it at just fucking, even if it makes for great comedy.

Happy International Women’s Day a day late.

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I’d Like to Be All Over Marissa
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Kim Kardashian is Bald and Wants to Bang Kanye West
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