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Memphis Eve Sunny Day Iris Hewson’s Tits in a Dress of the Day
Memphis Eve Sunny Day Iris Hewson’s Tits in a Dress of the Day
Jurrnee Smollett’s Ass of the Day
Jurrnee Smollett’s Ass of the Day
CJ Perry Grabbing her Tit of the Day
CJ Perry Grabbing her Tit of the Day
Amanda Seyfried Mom Tits in a Tight Shirt of the Day
Amanda Seyfried Mom Tits in a Tight Shirt of the Day
Britney Spears Creepy Thong Dance of the Day
Britney Spears Creepy Thong Dance of the Day

2012

29

Mar

Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

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I am addicted to models…all models…I just like looking at their lean bodies and great faces that make them lots more money than the bitch working the checkout at Walmart makes….

They are fucking professionals, even if the work is a fucking joke and all it really takes to be pro is the ability to listen to some photographer and show up on time while not too hungover or jacked on coke that they can’t photoshop you hot…and hot in pictures when my only relationship with a bitch is through pictures works for me….I don’t care how busted up or freakish she is off camera….that doesn’t affect me or my gawking…

This model is named CONSTANCE JABLONSKI and she’s from france….and more importantly she’s wearing latex thigh highs…a new trend this year that I know about cuz my stepdaughter wears this shit….fetish gear of the past….turned to activewear of the now…I’m into it….and I’m into CONSTANCE JABLONSKI she’s got that modeling contract stamp of approval that lets me like her…under all circumstances!


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2012

29

Mar

Georgia Salpa Seeking Attention the Right Way of the day

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Georgia Salpa is not just some Kim Kardashian looking bitch, she’s also some trashy, attention craving big of a woman, who luckily has hot tits and a good body, who is more importantly more than just a tranny, cheesy looking face, and more than just some Big Brother reality trash, and even more than just some bitch with tits eating ice cream in the park….and that is that she’s Greek….has 2 vaginas by default….one where she shits and the other where she gets abortions.

I’m a fan of her hustle.


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2012

29

Mar

Blake Lively and Chloe Grace Moretz in Some Promo Pics for “Hick” of the Day

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I have no idea why I am posting these promo pics that just dropped from some movie called HICKS that is gonna hit theaters in May….but I assume it has something to do with giving big movie companies who refuse to advertise on this site even though it is the perfect site to advertise on free press….I mean if they won’t pay me, I might as well just give it to them for free…or maybe it’s the great storyline…and a great storyline always sucks me in…

A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas.

There’s not titty, no cleavage, no bikini, no upskirts in these promo pics….the only thing of interest in these pics is how fucking old Blake Lively looks up against Chloe Grace Moretz the 11 year old virgin losers masturbate to….and I guess it’s just a picture of out with the old and in with the new jailbait…but Blake Lively always looked 40 so I don’t think she was ever Jailbait…..and really who fucking cares. This post is stupid.


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2012

29

Mar

Irina Shayk I Can See Your Thong of the Day

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I think you have to Magic Eye Poster this shit and look at it cross eyed to really make out the thong that is apparently visible in this dress and I figure that’s a great exercise for you to undertake, cuz lets face it staring at this bitches ass, cross eyed, straight on, or with a glass eye, is always amazing….Her Russian ass is an Iron Curtain I’d like to chip my fucking tooth on….Seriously. She’s hot and she whores her way to the top….qualities important in a woman.


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2012

29

Mar

Selena Gomez and Some Other Disney Sloppy Seconds Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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You know the highlight of the last week in the celeb world has really been the constant flow of bikini pictures and
” target=”_blank”> TOPLESS PICS from the set of Spring Breakers…even if they are getting repetitive….if bikini pics of these ex-disney child prostitutes you all probably jerked off to when they were 15, even though Selena Gomez still looks 15, and Vanessa Hudgens is a hairy little money who was shooting nude pics at 15, cuz at Disney you learn the real value of your vagina at a young age, growing up fast while taking meds to repress your growth like some Olympic gymnast or some shit….can get repetitive.


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2012

29

Mar

A Horrible Phoebe Price Optical Illusion from Hell that Nightmares are Made Of….of the Day

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So many half naked Phoebe Prices in one picture….using mirrors to simulate her own army of clones coming to invade every paparazzi hot spot to hopefully get noticed and make it in the tabloids….a challenge she sets herself out for everyday….like a hero going into battle…because approval from the media….is like that approval her dead daddy used to give her…before giving her an inheritance that allows her to pretty much chase paparazzi all day….turning herself into some modern day personality or clown no one knows or cares exists…all while pushing 40….all while her prime is behind her….all when having no

And this pic is fucking with my head head so hard I think I just shit myself, but that may be unrelated to this image that reminds me of a nightmare I once had….

She posted it to Facebook…I have no idea what it is all about….I try not to read her updates.


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2012

29

Mar

Uma THurman’s Big Filled Uterus in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Earlier today, when I was fully absorbed in my hangover and not thinking straight, because I live with an obese woman and she has that effect on me….I made a crazy statement about MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TICKING CUZ I KEEP SEEING MOMS WITH NICE ASSES ….but these Uma Thurman, man hands, squatting on her yacht, you know ready to drop in a way I think the baby’s head crowning through her bathing suit, or maybe that’s just her mangled twat from other pregnancies, brought me back down to earth……gave me that perspective I needed….parasite fetus in womb is marketed as being natural…but shit is straight out of a sci/fi movie.


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2012

29

Mar

Paris Hilton in Some Bathing Suit Bullshit of the DAy

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Paris Hilton always does that fucking face, pose, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that makes me want to punch her in the fucking face. You know all pouty and bird faced, like some little fucking princess brat at her birthday party where she doesn’t let any of her guests play with her toys….She’s not hot, but she is a waste of fucking money. So much could come from the millions she has both inherited and made for herself, but instead she just relies on being a tacky, useless, pouty faced cunt….a stain on society and a bad influence on little girls…turning them into sex tape producing materialistic cunts like her…which I guess is only half bad….if you know what I mean….cuz I like sex tape producing cunts…just when they are a little down to earth you see…

Who cares.


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2012

29

Mar

Adrianne Curry Useless Tits for Twitter of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Adrianne Curry is the attention a virtual nobody gets because of her fake tits and willingness to show them off because they aren’t really even her own tits and if anyone judges her she can blame the plastic surgeon….coupled with the fact that fake tits, except on breast cancer survivors, that save shitty tit, also attract really fucked up, insecure, women you can easily manipulate because the fact they saved up and got a set of tits, means some shit is going on in her crazy head……

It amazes me that someone who does nothing, offers the world nothing, has no interesting thoughts or opinions, who is only known because of a series of reality shows when reality shows were just starting, can lure thousands of people to sign-up to her and wait around for pics like this….It is pathetic and depressing what our world amount too….shit makes me want to get a set of fake tits to post on my TWITTER …the same TWITTER Adrianne Curry blocked and sent her gang of retards after…..because that way I’d get more followers….

Tits get hits people. Except maybe for me, this site, my twitter….but for the girl who owns those tits…it’s on.

Here are some faceless nudes….unfortunately not of her after her face was ripped off by a psycho killer….you know trying to save the world from her horrible kind of trash…


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2012

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been noticing more and more moms with hot asses. Does that mean my biological clock is ticking?

Are my balls asking me to knock up a bitch before they dry up and fall off?

Or maybe I just like all ass attached to a vagina…

So many questions – so early in the morning.


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