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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

24

Feb

Annalynne McCord in a Bikini Who Cares of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord may only be in Hollywood because she had an ego crowing up in her small town that needed to be fed in the form of fame and fortune to show all her hometown haters what they missed out on…..and she may only have work cuz she agreed to work a nonsense show no credible actor would work….and she may not even be getting paid for her work…but instead just takes advantage of the events she gets to attend and the cock she gets to meet…way better than sitting on her parents couch unemployed….and she may have one of those stupid faces you just want to punch evertime it’s big mouth smirks….but her body is pretty thin and tight and as someone who loves me some skinny girls…I am not fully against her bikini pics depsite being totally against her….

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2012

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus Leaves Medical Marijuana Dispensary of the Day

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In who gives a fuck news…Miley Cyrus was seen leaving a medicinal marijuana center…cuz I guesss Miley smokes week…like 80 percent of 15-80 year old people….

Possibly for media attention…possibly because American law is so stupid getting a fake prescription for the shit because it prevents getting arrested and dealing with legal issues for shit that shouldn’t be illegal in the first place…because if I was her, I’d probably get someone to deliver it to my house…but that’s just cuz I’m lazy…

I am sure the media is gonna blow this up cuz they are bored, she has young fans and weed is illegal…unless you lie to your doctor like everyone in any place shit is legal…Stupidity.


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2012

24

Feb

Emily Browning Naked in Sleeping Beauty Caps of the Day

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Her name is Emily Browning. She’s 23 from Asustralia. You know her her award winning role in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or maybe you know her from the Hallmark channel’s Echo of THunder…..or maybe it was the Amanda Seyfried replacement in Sucker Punch…. well it turns out that she went for an intense role to make up for that Sucker Punch cash grab in this Sleeping Beauty shit…where she gets naked for old men….or whatever the fuck is going on here and I think that effort to re-invent herself for Oscars instead of Disney smut is good…especially when naked, in lingerie and showing little nipple and a little bush….here are the screencaps….

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2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

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Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Kate Beckinsale|Victoria Beckham

2012

24

Feb

Emmy Rossum’s Heart Shaped Pastie at Some Vanity Fair Party of the Day

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I know, who cares…I am a firm believer that EMMY ROSSUM isn’t that great…maybe average at best…probably someone I wouldn’t notice in line in front of me at a coffee shop, unless she was wearing legging two sizes too small making them see through…I figure she looks like every girl…nothing special, she just happens to be on tv, so you idiots confuse sleeping with producers and making good money with sex appeal…and I’m not just saying that cuz she blocked me on TWITTER …

I’m saying it cuz she gets naked on cable …..she FUCKS TITTY OUT….and now she shows up to events with cute little pasties even though we’ve all see her tits…to get noticed…

And real hot celeb pussy doesn’t need to try so hard…..

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the tits…she’s one step away from porn trying to make it so bad, and that’s better to watch than her at events she probably shouldn’t be invited to cuz she’s not A-List enough hiding nipple…if anything this is mocking us and pissing me off…if anything she should be flaunting those nipples cuz they are the only reason she’s on fucking TV. Useless.


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2012

24

Feb

Kate Upton Braless Continues of the Day

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So here is Kate Upton in some “Skinny Trousers” according to the poofter voice over cuz I know that’s what you are looking at, I mean isn’t she known for her skinny trouser wearing….take it in cuz in 5-7 years the only skinny jeans she’ll be wearing will be XXL…I know it..

Point is that Kate Upton, bra or not, has big tits…and that’s about it. She got popular on the internet, cuz the internet is filled with low standard losers, and the mainstream media responded….she’s uninteresting, overrated and annoying and I’m pretty sure her tits hang badly on her untoned body…but I don’t know why I bother…cuz you’re all the low standard losers endorsing this bitch who made this bitch a covergirl….you’re all gonna just call me gay…cuz calling a bitch overrated and average at best, especially one with big tits, cuz I’ve met hot girls with big tits that I wanted to fuck…but if I don’t like Upton…it makes me love cock in my ass according to you fucking idiots.

Now watch Kate Upton take it all in….


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2012

24

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Review of the Day

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She looks like a tranny at best….but the really question is:

How is this a song?

She’s so musical…She’s just fucking talking a nonsense story that even her family would stop listening to…about a boring night at the club….I am assuming this is an answering machine message remixed…by one of her friends who hates her….cuz you know by looking at her that all her friends hate her….

I got to 1:28 – that’s only cuz I was trying to be a blogger and struggled to get that far….how good can you do….Let’s make a Friday Game out of it….Post your answers in the comments….

Don’t confuse this for me promoting her…

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2012

24

Feb

Kate Walsh Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

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There are certain girls you care about seeing in photoshopped bikini pics, you know like Roseanne, Rosie and other fat chics cuz it is funny…..and then there’s the girls you want to see in photoshopped bikini pics like women you wanted to fuck in their youth making a publcity stunt “look at me” in a bikini….then there are the girls you just want to see in a bikini, photoshopped or not cuz they are hot….and then there’s the girls you want to see in bikinis cuz you like any girl who is half naked…

Then there’s Kate Walsh….someone you don’t know of or care to see in a bikini….but since she is in one, we’ll look at I’ll post, but it’s really a who fucking cares situation….

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2012

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some days, I just have nothing to say…this is looking to be one of those days….I just feel like kicking back and staring at ass without much effort…I blame my wife for trying to have sex with me last night…burning her naked belly image in my head….this is post traumatic stress….with that horror…I feel like I can relate to war vets…but war vets will probably disagree…but I know I risk my life with this shit…

Here’s some links…

Gotta Love Super Sexy Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday a Little More Sexy
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Kari Sweets is Looking Sweet
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Real Life Super Mario! – VIDEO
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Stephen Dorff Is On A ‘Campaign Of Terror’ Against Leilani Dowding
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Live Web Cam Sluts Make Any Day Better
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Solo Slut Gives Her Pussy a Pounding
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The 50 Hottest Smart Girls
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Posted in:MHD

2012

24

Feb

Sheryl Crow Bikini Pics of the Day

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I hate that I just posted a clip of a girl running her mouth off for E!News to lead into the Sheryl Crow bikini pics, because the paparazzi company who owns the rights to the pics, wants to sue me and I had no fucking options people, I am doing my best to archive every single bikini that happens, even on ripped stomached, manly menopausal 50 year olds who I didn’t find hot when she was at her peak in the 90s…and who I sure as hell don’t find hot now…..what it comes down to is only 50 year old women care about seeing 50 year old women in bikinis….

While the real joke in all this is the fucking spic Liz Hernandez showing off some cleavage in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress, reading her script like a 5 year old, making outrageous assumptions claims, with useless banter that just doesn’t fucking matter or even hold any purpose other than being noise while pretending to be reporting news….

Saying things like “chasing after her kids surely keeps her fab physique in check” coupled with all the puns, cliches, nonsense they report to the trailer park moms just made my fucking brain explode….this people at E! are the devil…and Liz Hernandez bitch needs to be raped on her way out of the studio to teach her a fucking less…


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