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2012

23

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Got a Bit of a Shitty Ass of the Day

Before you start crying like a gang of fucking girls, her ass isn’t horrible and I’d love to crawl up and die in it, even if she had the shits…..

More importantly, her ass isn’t something photoshop won’t fix and it is possible that it is just the jeans she’s wearing that is making her look less like a hot assed bikini model and more like a middle aged rich mom who does her daily workout classes and eats organic, but who still has three kids that ravaged her….and not her being dumpy, thick and overrated as a bikini or lingerie model….

Even more importantly, I love me some big asses…just not when those big asses are wide, flat and lack personality….less of a smile and more of a frown….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t here are the pics….


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2012

23

Feb

Kate Upton Nude for Muse of the Day

This is some Kate Upton I can almost get behind and fuck with….partially because she’s not at the stage in her career where her body catches up to her tits thanks to a slowing metabolism that happens to ever chick…you know when she’s no longer freshly 19 rocking DD tits…and 28 rocking the plus sized store to find pants she can fit in….

Sure the nudity is cheap and strategic so that she might as well not be nude at all….but it’s still nudity and that means someone saw her cunt and nipples in the process and lets hope that someone camera phoned the shit…cuz I need to see how these fucking tits hang…

So take it in before she becomes the next Anna Nicole Smith peddling fucking diet pills and prescription pills remembering the glory days…

I bet her favorite part was at the cafe….I’m sure there were donuts…her favorite…mmmmmm

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

23

Feb

Some More Nudity in Lovecat #4 of the Day

I hope I don’t get sued by Lovecat #4 because I’ve already posted: THIS DUTCH BITCH’S ASS and THAT CANADIAN BITCH’S NIPPLE from the issue.

Here are Aurelie Claudel, Bekah Jenkins, Claudia Mason, Fanny François, Le Call, Tehlia and Elie Ross….I don’t know who is who there are too many vaginas to keep track of….but I know some of them are showing nipple and nipple is a good thing….especially for hungry babies looking for dinner…and by hungry babies I mean perverts.

I know these are up and coming models and I appreciate their willingness to get naked for press…..and fame and fortune in efforts to make it as models….even if they are all making the same stupid facial expression…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Bought a Hollywood Star and Gives a Cunt Speech of the Day

I love how full of shit Jennifer Aniston is in this speech she is giving at the Hollywood walk of fame…saying shit like “I can’t explain how surreal this is….” talking about how honored she is….when bitch was nominated amongst 200 people, probably mainly by herself, and had to buy the fucking thing and agree to make a public appearance for the thing, in what is pretty much the weirdest Trophy if it was anywhere else, but in Hollywood, these self indulgent cunts love being praised and celebrating themselves so it totally makes sense and reminds us just how vapid this cunt and ever cunt she surrounds herself with is…..It’s like if I bought myself a trophy that said “best human ever” and paid some downtown location rent to put it on fucking display so that everytime people walk by they think – shit that guy’s the best human ever….only in my case, my trophy wouldn’t be surrounded by hundreds of other cunts just as self involved as me….

Highlight of the speech “I’ve walked the streets of Hollywood Blvd for years” unfortunately, she caught on that she was calling herself out as a whore…

Here are her hard nipples on Conan talking about some bullshit

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

23

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Great Cleavage of the Day

I am a big fan of Rose McGowan’s tits….so much that I feel they need to be showcased without her heavily plastic surgery face that was fine before the plastic surgery and that now looks like every other plastic face in Hollywood….distracting from what matters….her tits…

I became a fan in the 90s, when she was less muscle, more womanly and had huge full light nippled glorious tits that she didn’t mind showing off in movies….and for nostalgic reasons, I’m still a fan….even though all good things do come to an end….

I think it probably has something to do with her being raised in a sex cult…early to the game motherfucker…means lots of practice….and thus good at what she does…like it is second nature….


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2012

23

Feb

Katy Perry is a Fucking Idiot of the Day

I don’t care how big a set of tits are on a bitch….Katy Perry fucking sucks….She’s boring, sloppy, has cankles and just because she made 44 million dollars last year, thanks to radios playing the shit out of her bad music, making the average brainless idiot think they need to buy her music and go to her show, brain washing them like Josie and the Pussycats, raping them to the point they feel like losers if they don’t like her music, but more importantly, repeating it so hard that they think they actually lke her music….doesn’t mean she can sing or dance….or has talent…

Here she is in video in a car that matches her stupid hair, pulling a publicity stunt, intentionally causing traffic, to feel good about herself, since her cunt behavior can’t even keep a man…but at least the people and adoring fans love her for who she is…this is a confidence boost that would be beter if it was her fucking random dudes at night clubs….

All this to say…too bad this isn’t her funeral procession…

What a cunt.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

23

Feb

Whitney’s Last Photoshoot of the Day

I hate the Whitney death, not cuz I was a fan, or that I care about a dead drug addict who can sing, many drug addicts who can sing die every day, they just aren’t millionaires, they are real crack head using piss to clean syringes and shit, not the diamond studded Whitney Version…

What it comes down to is that I wonder how much her whore family made on this shit, you know preteding it is for her daughter’s college fund, or rehab programs or whatever…pretty fucking tasteless….

But there are necrophiliacs out there who would argue this is Whitney at her hottest…luckily…I’m not one of those people….I’m more into the lost art of grave robbing….fucking close-circuit security camers….especially when there half a million in this shit…it is like some pirate treasure motherfuckers…

Posted in:Whitney Houston

2012

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hangovers are for pussies. This is how I feel everyday.

Here are the morning links….

I’d Like to Go Surfing With Dolphins – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Sports Jersey Pics
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Free Cam Show Hotness For a Thursday Morning
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Ozzy Osbourne Likes to Scare His Fans
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Marisa is Definitely Easy on the Eyes
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Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Perfect Tittied Blonde and Her Favorite Toy – VIDEO
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The 25 Douchiest Bars in Los Angeles
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Lindsay Lohan Just May Get Through Her Court Case This Time
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Lonely Arab Wants Free Head
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Posted in:MHD

2012

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said all I need to say for the day….so here’s some links to entertain you while I medicate and possibly die from this liver throbbing and cunt wife causing anxiety bullshit that only goes away when I drink…weird.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Some LeeAnn Rimes Looking Bitch Spray Tan Erotica
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Mob Wives Big Ang Dresses As Marilyn Monroe is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Break Dancing on Crutches
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A Bunch of Shitty Trash Celebs in Vogue
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This is what Adele and Aguilera Jerk Off To
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Glee Mocks Retards
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Sit Your Whore Ass Down
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Lindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime!
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help Wednesday Go By a Little Easier
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This Guy Dances on Crutches Better Than I Dance On My Legs – VIDEO
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The 25 Greatest Moments Of Female Nudity In Hollywood Movies
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Nicole Scherzinger Drops Some Perky Cleavage
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Chris Brown Should Probably Shut The Hell Up Now – VIDEO
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Ashley T is a Trashy Blonde and I Like It
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Nastya Kunskaya is a Russian Hottie
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, You Will Love Them I Promise
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Amateur Slut Gets Filmed While Getting Herself Off
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Warm Up Winter with 25 Summer Sports Hotties
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Surfing With Dolphins
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Cyndi Lauper is in an Ad Campaign – Good Luck Jerking Off to this
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Snow Circles
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Aneliese Roettger Slo-Mo Tits and Ass In HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS!
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Happy “Somebody PLEASE Pay Attention To Me” Day, Jennifer Love Hewitt!
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Carly Rae Jepsen is Some Young Piece of Ass That Justin Bieber Just Signed to His Label
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Biggest Bitch in Porn? – You Decide
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Nurse Fucking a Panda? Sure!
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Happy Birthday Drew Barrymore – GALLERY
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Alina Baikova is Hot in Lingerie
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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How to: Shut Up a Drunk in Jail – VIDEO
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This Blonde is a Great Dancer – VIDEO
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Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties
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Jodie Has a Teeny Body
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Gorgeous Killers – Naked Ladies Will Make You Cream Your Pants
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Playmate Jessica Burciaga – Behind The Scenes
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Hippy Chicks Annoy Me But I’d Still Fuck Her
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I’d Love to Be All Over Victoria Justice
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Luckiest Guy Around
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Obama Sings
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale, Rooney Mara And More Rock The Purple Carpet
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Angie is One Hot Blonde
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Arianny Celested Naked on a Balcony in Miami
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Rose McGowan Drops Some Wicked Cleavage And Curves
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Throwback Sexy Webcam Fail
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My Kind of Massage 😉
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Charlize Theron Brown Bags Herself
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Ashley Tisdale Pumps Her Gas
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Lindsay Lohan DOes Court and Looks Old
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Indian Actress Sneha Ullal
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Jessica Chastian Cleavage
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Amanda Seyfried is Hot and High
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Ali Larter Mom Ass in Mom Jeans
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Kate Upton on Kimmel
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Jennifer Love Birthday Thickness
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Rihanna Does the Alien
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Paris Hilton is Trash
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage
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Today’s Smut Meet
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Your Daily Dose of Asian Porn
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Webcam Star of the Day
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2012

22

Feb

Tulisa Contostavlos in her Bikini of the Day

I’ve never heard of this bitch, but apparently she is an X-Factor judge who was in some hip hop group…..she’s 23 but has the body of a late 30 year old and she’s half greek…I assume the good half…you know the one that doesn’t need lube for anal thanks to generations of anal….anal that I assume only black guys get down with based on the shape of this thing….

The funny thing is that I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICS BEFORE ….totally shocked she was Cheryl Cole’s replacement…for obvious shitty bodied reasons…but the truth is I don’t really care either way…


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