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2012

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is suicide prevention week, which was convenient because when I found out Katy Perry made 44 million dollars this year….I figured it wasn’t worth living…but to be fair to Katy Perry’s undeserved success…cuz as all the millions of talentless busty chicks everywhere who are hotter and more talented than Katy Perry will agree the world is unfair….we already knew this….so we carry on with our misery….especially when CHIMPS ARE BEING TRAINED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ….

And this guy’s got it all figured out….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Kesha’s Penis Not Wearing Pants for Black History Month….
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Courtney Stodden is a Slutt, Sex Crazed Mermaid
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Live Web Cam Sluts that Will Drive You Wild
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Best Titty Commercial Ever
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A Girl and Her Penguin Hug
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Audrina Patridge Jogging in Tight Clothes
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Toy Tank PUlls SUV
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Jennifer Aniston Covers a Magazine
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Scarlette Johansson Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mouth
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BETCHES LOVE THIS – VIDEO
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A History of Women Who Date Down, Which Means You Have a Chance, No?
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Miranda Kerr Topless Underwear Shots
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Oh So NOW Kim Kardashian Wants Privacy. Fuck This Bitch is SUCH a Cunt
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Vikki is Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Conner Cruz = Like Crazy Father, Like Crazy Son
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Estella Warren is All Sorts of Sexy
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Shy Girlfriend Makes a Dirty Video – VIDEO
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Release Date and Cover Girl Odds
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This is Probably The Weirdest/Freakiest Thing You Will See All Day. FACT – GIF
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Emma Stone Fly By SideBoob Shot
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Rooney Mara is Annoying
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This Pizza Man is Desperate For Some Pussy
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How About Some Sexy Superbowl Sluts
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Warcraft Sex Anyone?
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Emma Stone Rocks a Black Bikini in Brazil! (PHOTOS)
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What’s Wrong With Kids These Days?
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale Tight Body
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Mmmmmmm Taylor Vixen
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Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations
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This Fatty Stripping in Public Impresses No One – VIDEO
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Bad Girls Club Fight Insanity
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Mandy and Eva Get It On – VIDEO
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Revenge Sex Fantasy
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Kayden Kross Strips Down and Masterbates – VIDEO
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Some JWoww Cause It’s a Slow Day
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I Love a Gal With Legs For Days
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Ahhhhhh Abbey Clancy
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Sexy Cam Gal Has Some Fun – VIDEO
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Marion Cotillard is the Hotness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Mellissa
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The Situation is Gay Or Something
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Jessica Pare Totally Sizzles In GQ
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Ariany Celeste Topless in Zoo
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Kelly Brook’s Spread Open Legs In A Bikini Makes Everyone Smile
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Demi Lovato’s Tasty Ass Eats Her Bikini Thong
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Manhole Cover Explodes…
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Chloe Kardashian Trying to be Hot is Always Horrible
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Miley Cyrus Makes A Perfect Whore
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Ke$ha’s Cunt Will Kill You. Here’s The Proof…
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Slutty Slut Sluts With Big Tits. Who could ask for anything more?
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Some Spiderman Trailers…
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Guy Rides a Rhino
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Selena Gomez in her Bikini
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Gillian Zinser in her Bikini
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Nina Dobrev in her Bikini
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Behati Prinsloo in her Bikini
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not for Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

Feb

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that…


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

08

Feb

Emma Stone Still Boring and in a Bikini of the Day

Emma Stone is like this year’s JUNO, you know a bitch who gets a whole lot of hype but based on her physical appearance, it is totally unwarranted but because nerds like her…for whatever reason…whether it be her silly roles she’s cast in…or the fact that nerds find her attainable…it doesn’t change the fact she’s got little uninteresting tits and a pretty boring body…..you know the kind of body a 15 year old fat boy has more sex appeal than…no pedo…..making me wonder why she’s in these bikini pics….but realizing I love bikini pics…even on fake redhead skinny bitches more famous than they should be…


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Posted in:Emma Stone

2012

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for shit…

San Antonio Strippers Caught Soliciting On Camera
For years nuns have been pushing to have a local strip club shut down and now there’s video proof that the ladies of The Player’s Club were violating city ordinances and solicited prostitution.

Caught on Tape: Drunk Driver Drives In To Day-Care
A drunk driver drives in to a daycare window twice and falls asleep in the parking lot of the day-care. Police are still looking for the suspect.

Heavy Metal Band ‘Ludlow Falls’ Leading Singer Derek Brunsveld Is In Jail
A 16 girl claims that the former lead singer of Dayton area heavy metal band lured her on Facebook wanting to have sex with her. Officials say this is not his first attempt.

HS Athletic Director Arrested For Solicitation
A high school athletic director Brian Donoher was catch soliciting a undercover officer for sex. Officials said there was a undercover operation that land 10 other men in jail.

Indian Lawmakers Filmed Watching Porn During Debate
Three Indian lawmakers resigned Wednesday after they were filmed allegedly watching porn on a cell phone during a heated debate at a state assembly in Bangalore, southern India.

Strip Club to Open Next to Convent in Illinois
A massive, multi-million dollar strip club is set to open right next to a convent in the western suburbs. The nuns said they didn’t find out until it was too late.

Students In Nashville Classroom Told To “Take It Like A Man�
A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned Feb. 6 and at least 10 students were given out- of-school suspensions for playing a game called ‘Take It Like A Man.

School Aide Accused of Making Child Porn
A New York City teacher’s aide was accused Tuesday of making videos of himself spanking one naked child and fondling another in an elementary school classroom.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

08

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Ass in a Bikini in Chile of the Day

Demi Lovato may be a pudgy little troll and that lost it’s appeal when she turned 18….or for some of you when she left the cast of Barney and Friend at 5…..but the fact reemains that her pudginess may be a direct relation to her meds…and her meds are a direct relation to her crazy and her crazy is a direct relation to her bi-polar disorder and her bi-polar disorder is a sign of manic unprotected sex while burning all her money in a coke and booze soaked night….so seeing her fat ass from some stalker vantage point is hot to me…cuz I know this is the kind of girl you can K-Fed hard….shaved head like Britney without all the Britney money or fame….and as a voyeur with a dream… these work for me…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

08

Feb

Chrissy Teigen in her Bikini for Some Bikini Company of the Day

I hate this Chrissy Teigen bitch….but only because she’s fucking annoying and hating has never stopped me from wanting to fuck a bitch before…often times it is the reason I want to fuck them…in hopes I have AIDS and that I give it to them…see cuz I don’t believe in condoms or STD testing….

Now for the reason I hate the bitch….it all started one fall day on twitter when I followed her not knowing who she was, despite the fact that she’s a huge model in her mind who was in one or two issues of SI Swimsuit along with dozens of other bitches I don’t know the names of….anyway – I start following her, she follows me back, we go back and forth, I find her kinda funny, but only cuz she’s posting half naked pics of herself then bitch blocks me for no good reason out of no where…leaving me alone to fend for myself like I was before I started following her on twitter the day before….and it’s just this irritating lack of support from people I get that makes me hate them….and more importantly makes me realize that under this half nakedness lives an evil cunt who thinks she is funny but who is actually fucking irritating…which works for her cuz no one needs to see past her half nakedness….

Here she is crying for attention in a bikini, cuz she wants to be known for more than just a wallet fucker gold digging a black musician while pretending to work by getting half naked as he racks in the millions…

Cunt.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2012

08

Feb

Lana Del Lip’s Lip is Deflated of the Day

In one of life’s great tragedies…it seems that whatever Lana Del Rey’s people jacked her lip up with to make her look glamorous for the making of all her videos that had billions of youtube views…has leaked out leaving her with nothing more than an average at best sized lip instead of what looked like it could have been a live creature living on her face….or maybe even just a major birth defect that she overcame by learning how to make it help her sound….all while looking ridiculous in duck face stance at all times….

Oh thank god…it was a false alarm….Del Lip’s still lippy….

When’s this twat’s other set of lips gonna get into porn or at least scandal…cuz when I cross reference her lip on her face I can’t help by wonder what kind of lifeless fleshly mound she’s hiding in her underwear…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

08

Feb

Jessica Pare Big Titties in GQ of the Day

It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits…

Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth….

Here’s the video…..

Posted in:Jessica Pare

2012

08

Feb

Amber Heard Bikini Top for Max of the Day

Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention….

Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag….you know cuz it’s all about me…

Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2012

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard Babes In Bed for Nuts of the Day

Her name is Lacey Banghard….and whether it’s a stage name or a real name…but I’m going with stage name…but no one really knows or cares because her claim to fame, besides having a huge set of tits, was winning some 2011 Page 3 Girl Idol competition for the UK Sun for having huge fucking tits….a title not really worth issuing bios and memoirs or running interviews that have more depth than “what’s your favorite lotion to apply to your tits”…..because it’s all about her tits…she’s just a portal to get them out to us….and at 20 years old she knows her fucking calling and embraces that she was pretty much destined to be a titty model and now the UK loves her tits ..and thanks to Nuts Magazine…and their much needed improvements to men’s magazines by introducing nipples, something America mags never did….I love her tits too.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard