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2012

09

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

I guess this is step one to nude pics or a sex tape the mom has already scripted – like the rest of her life cuz there’s no way she’ll let her fame die…it makes too much money and feeds too many egos…because the Kardashian’s are garbage…but at least this strain of the disease that is them has longer, thinner, better all american genes…a little more fun to watch than her pig half sisters…

Either way, this is going to lead to a very bad place….sit back and enjoy watching…..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2012

09

Jan

Rita Rusic’s Hot Beach Body of the Day

Old ladies with hot bodies can inspire….to make us believe..they bring us hope that not all the women we end up marrying will end up sloppy and disgusting on the beach when we go on vacation…and that not all the women we end up marry will look humiliating in a bikini and that not all the women we will marry will end up making us lose our sex drive completely cuz even the hot ones fall the fuck apart….before turning to hooker, our secretary, rape, or jerking off to unwholsome shit like our daughter’s 17 year old friends and our family pool party, cuz anything is better than the hell pussy we locked into…if you know what I mean…and that is that I don’t care what plastic surgery went into this…I am just glad it did….

Posted in:Rita Rusic

2012

09

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt is Amazing on the Beach of the Day

Victoria’s Silvstedt may be a high class escort….living as the mistress to a billionaire…but who the fuck cares…does it really fucking matter how a bitch makes a living or whether she sucks midget dick for a dollar….what we need to focus on is that even though she’s 40 and dresses and acts like she’s still in her 20s posing for Playboy for the first time like it was still the 90s…and she was at the peak of her 5 minutes of fame….she’s still all hard bodied….and hot….and that’s coming from me, someone with a deep hatred for this bitch cuz she tried to sue me…not to mention I hate seeing young hot pussy droop and get sloppy…but for some reason it’s all good with this twat…and that reason stems for her not being fat and always willing to get in a bikini….good times…

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

09

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too…

Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

09

Jan

Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum hates me and that’s ok…I never get along with whores because I always end up calling them out as being whores…and whores hate admitting that in a whole “the truth hurts” kinda shit I live for…I can’t even count how many times I’ve offended some slut by calling her out for being a slut…but if I could remember at least one story it’d probably make this post more interesting….but I figured nudity on primetime cable TV makes it interesting enough cuz it is the future of TV people…I just can’t wait til there’s hardcore porn on NBC daytime……stop being so needy…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

09

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek.

So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date….

And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek….

That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

09

Jan

Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass of the Day

I’m over Amanda Seyfried. I found it cute and almost erotic that she was this boring celebrity bitch who didn’t play it up for the paparazzi – exposing her tits or pussy for attention because sometimes, very rarely, but sometimes, that whole thing gets boring….

I thought how cool she must be to do these wholesome movies while getting naked IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE ….never officially exploiting herself or her great tits…always playing it cool and uninterested…

But that was before today, when I was forced to accept that she’s got a shitty ass, she’s dull, I can’t jerk off to her paparazzi pics, not that I can jerk off to anything, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she fucking sucks.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking down the street yesterday and the cops pulled me over. I thought I was for sure getting arrested for posting the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics from when she was 17, or something similar, like having sex with 17 year olds, but they just wanted to lecture me on the dangers of Jay Walking and threaten me with a ticket and the funny thing in all that is that when they were doing that to me….half a block up the street some asian or native looking motherfucker was pushing a chubby young blonde girl while screaming in her face that he has the money while she held her opened hand out with crack rock in it….reminding me that police really have their priorities in check…maybe they should forget the crack whores getting beaten and hand out some talking on your cell phone tickets to drivers…idiots…

Yes that is all that happened to me this weekend. I only left the house once. Hermit.

Here’s some morning links to get the party started…

Meanwhile in India…. – VIDEO
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25 Biggest Female Wedgies in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Hotness
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Car Surfing Is Really Fucking Dangerous – VIDEO
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Emily Addison is Everywhere
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Ahhhhh Nicole Sparks
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David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Ohhhhh Yeaaaahhh
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Big Tittied Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 100 Sexiest Album Covers of All Time
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How to: Waste $2000+ Dollars on the Complete Bullshit, Thanks to Kate Gosselin
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Bitch Shits in Supermarket – Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

Jan

Courtney Stodden’s 30 Year Old and Her Implants Attention Cry at The Grove of the Day

A good friend of mine runs NotSomebody.com….he lives in LA and gets exclusive pics of these celebrity idiots whenever he accidentally crosses paths with them…I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to convince him to leave the house with a camera and make some paparazzi money out of it more often, but he’s pretty committed to remaining not a somebody…but this weekend he was dragged out of the house and got these pics of an actual nobody….Courtney Stodden in a skimpy dress despite the cold cuz that’s what attention cries are all about…

Either way, Here’s what he had to say:

Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband� Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing the same crappy black outfit he’s had on for about a year. Don’t blame the guy though. I’m sure he’s pretty much broke and he’s pinned all his dollars and hopes to some weird publicity stunt, that judging by the one paparazzi that was there, isn’t working out too well.


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not drinking….but I should be. The site is time consuming and doesn’t make me money. I should just be working the street corner collecting cans and sucking the occasional dick for my next hit of whiskey…it’d be less humiliating than this fail….not to mention some of these cans are work 20 cents, so you just need 5,000,000 of them to have a million dollars..an act far less tedious than updating this bitch….Drinking/weeekend/ time. Fuck you.

Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt
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Tip Of The Day: How To Dry Hump Doogie Howser In Public – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Will Make Your Weekend Better
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25 Biggest Wedgies in Sports
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More LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Ass Bikini and Botox Face
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Shitty Lady Gaga Topless Photoshoot Pic
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Hot to Destroy Your House
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Cynthia is Too Hot to Handle
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Butt-Head Gets into Ashley Salazar’s Pants; Beavis Whereabouts Unknown
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Alison Brie’s Most Risqué Looks
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Kristina & Karissa Shannon Aren’t Celebrities, They’re Sluts
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Sooo…Casey Anthony Has A Video Diary – VIDEO
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Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Legacy Will Be Passed On (Hopefully)
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love It
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College Slut Has Crazy Orgasm
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The Hottest Cheerleader on Each NBA Team
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LeAnn Rimes is Down on All Fours
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Tina Fey is Fucking Awesome
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Rihanna is Looking Dumpy
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Lady Gaga is an Attention Whore of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Responds to Amber Rose Calling Her a Home Wrecking Whore
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Now This is One Hot Ass
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Demi and Louisa Are All Sorts of Sexy
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ANOTHER Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sex Forbidden In Outer Space By Joyless Scientists
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Robbin Has Fun with a Dildo – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement – Black Lingerie
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Slut in a Fur Coat
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Gina Carano & Others Who Attended The “Haywire” Premiere
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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How About a Healthy Gallery of 50 Amateurs?
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Minka Kelly Had A Girls’ Night Out
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Lolla is One Sexy Blonde
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Mila Kunis for Dior. Yaowza!
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Candice Swanepoel’s “Bikini Tease� Video Is Sexy
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Brittany Binger’s Hottest Pictures
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Olivia Palermo BIkini
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Some Tits at a Premiere
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Crazy Soccer Goal
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Hottest Cheerleader on EACH NBA Team
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Julianna Hough Bikini
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Young Chicks On Crack. What Could Go Wrong?
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I Like Big Tits On My Women, And This Chick Certainly Has Them
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Emily Blunt at a Premiere
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Some Leann Rimes Vag and Ass Crack Pics
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Cheap Jersey Slut On Display
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Evil Kitty
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Jill Martin Has A Heavy Set Of Tits. Here They Are
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Mexico Michael Jackson Puppet Dance Routine
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Now That’s How You Wear A Fucking Bikini
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20 Athletes You Wouldn’t Want to Live Next To
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Jessica Simpson Tank
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Glowsticking in College
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Shakira’s Hot Ass Sun Bathing
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Miss Switzerland in Lingerie
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Olivia Palermo Red Bikini
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Victoria’s Sivstedt Hooker Showing Off Huge TIT
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Amy Child Bikini in Dubai
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Sophie Howard Ridiculous Huge Naked Tits
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