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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

04

Jan

Shauna Sand’s Whore Stack of Money of the Day

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Here is Shauna Sand hanging out with her old lady stripper body, stupid fake its, and a stack of money she got from either making porn with male prostitutes she staged as being leaked in hopes of getting a bit of a career going like she was a Kardashian 10 years too late , savings from doing nude photoshoots over 2 decades ago, escorting cuz that’s what people who look like this normally do, all plastic and scary and willing to fuck…despite how scary their vaginas look….or alimony from her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas…

Her hair less blonde…a lot more sublte, maybe she’s officially society and not the spic trash we all assumed she was…..but I know classy, toned down or not, her vagina is probably just as dead…

I’ve been keeping tabs on her for a long time …I even had the EXCLUSIVE on her Sex Tape ….and I think these pics are a glorious addition to my Shauna Sand archives…She’s amazing now BUY THE SEX TAPE – IT IS WORTH IT …..

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2012

04

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens’ Titties Look Homeless In Period Stained Clothes of the Day

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Homeless pussy is the best pussy.

Low expectations…..most of the time it is medicated, confused or crazy, hungry and willing to do anything for a few bucks for its next fix….or even for a warm bed or meal….and if you can get past the urine and feces smells…or the fungal infections on genitals and asshole…you can find love, even for just an hour before she tries to kill you for being satan and steal your money cuz the voices in her head told her….which is better than being alone…

I get Hudgens is really just rocking out JAP lazy style…even though as a Filipino you’d think she’d be more on the nanny to the JAP’s dressed like this cuz she is in hand me downs…cuz the actual jap would never wear pants she had her period in in public….but the maid’s family would…but she’s a big movie star…so she’s allowed and here are the tight shirt pics for you to love…

Heres a bonus shot of her period stains…

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2012

04

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news for you unappreciative half retarded cocksuckers who drain my soul and bring it to a dark place that may get me on local news for doing some kind of crazy…

NC Man Tries To Pass Off $1 Million Bill
A North Carolina man tried to pass off an obviously fake $1,000,000 bill at a Wal-Mart.

Woman Hit with Blow Dart Shot from Car
A Michigan woman was surprised when she was stuck from a needle shot out of a passing car.

PA Teacher Arrested For Sending Nude Photos To Students

Police Scare Girl Because Of Overdue Library Books
A Massachusetts girl was startled when police showed up to their house to collect overdue library books.

Southwest Philadelphia Vandals Caught On Camera
A video posted shows vandals spray painting a stop sign and cars in southwest Philly and bragging about it.

Man Wrapped in Bandages Robs Pharmacy
Police are searching for a man who robbed a pharmacy on Christmas Eve disguised in bandages.

Gun aimed at clerk’s head jams
The Orange County Sheriff’s Office is looking for robbery suspects who held guns to the head of a clerk. Deputies say one of the suspects pulled the trigger but the gun did not fire.

Video: Robbers drag woman outside store
A woman held onto her purse for nearly 40 feet Friday morning, as robbers tried to snatch it in the parking lot of a Sweetbay grocery store. Two men are now in custody.

911 Dispatcher Gives Shooting Advice To Mother
A recently widowed mother in Oklahoma calls 911 when intruders invade her home — a dispatcher tells her to wait until the men are actually in the house, then shoot, so that it would be considered self defense.

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2012

04

Jan

Irina Shayk Goes Topless in Esquire of the Day

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Irina Shayk teaches the youth of today a very valuable lesson they don’t teach in school…and that lesson is to fuck someone famous, rich or successful in business, sport or hollywood and good things will happen to your modeling career….So don’t focus on books and studying…focus on being pretty and not getting fat…cuz no famous, rich or successful person like fat chicks…except maybe Pierce Brosnan ….

Hot body, hot photoshoot, who cares how she got there, just be happy she’s doing this while she’s there….cuz we all get to stare.

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2012

04

Jan

Sofia Vergara Grocery Shopping Like the Help of the Day

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Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

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2012

04

Jan

Rachel Hunter is an Ex-Model Turned Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day

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I was never ever into Rachel Hunter when she was at her prime bikini modeling…I barely even looked at her twice, even when the bikini was see through and her nipples were exposed….I just always found her to have a big jaw, big face, big head cuz maybe she was just big….I also just assumed she was the front for Rod Stewart’s homosexual tendencies…you know cuz famous musical acts are all weird….and appently nothing ever changes for the better cuz as it turns out her sex appeal is something that clearly doesn’t improve with age…but that’s not news to anyone….just look at your mom, wife, high school crush…bitches just get uglier…and here are the ex bikini model pics to remind us that not everyone is Elle Macpherson….

Rachel Hunter….Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….

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2012

04

Jan

A.Rod’s New Tough Pussy is Wrestler Torrie Wilson of the Day

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A.Rod is known for being a big of a faggot….at least when it comes to the women he chooses…they all start out with vaginas, but he puts them through some training routine that makes their tits shrink, their shoulders broaden and their hips go masculine…It happened with Madonna and Cameron Diaz and I can only assume it is going to happen to this Torrie Wilson wrestler bitch and I’m sure she’s going to love every second of being relevant and in the same bed as Madonna and other celebrities, while he’s going to love every choke hold she puts him under while screaming at him and calling him a little bitch…Love is a beautiful thing especially when you have weird fetishes.

BONUS – Artistic Crop With Vagina Lip and a Bag that Reads “Juicy”….

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2012

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Does Baldness of the Day

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Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….

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2012

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Pumping Gas in Tight Pants of the Day

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I saw the episode of CSI where a motherfucker exploded for talking on the phone at the gas station….too bad that didn’t happen here….not cuz I want Gomez dead but because it would make things a little more interesting…Life needs to be more like bad movies…not long drawn out hell…and I figure what better way to make hat happen, than by taking these overpaid puppets and integrating them into society only to stage amazingness like exploding at gas stations….

I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but it makes sense to me…but unfortunately all we’ve got are these pics of her in tight jeans that are seriously uneventful…More nudity needed….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

04

Jan

Aida Yespica Bikini Ass of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these bikini pics of Aida Yespica, the south american ex model or pageant girl who has posed nude in the past, rocking out with her hot mom body and fake tits in a bikini, because I’ve posted so many bikini pics the last few weeks, it is all a blur, not to mention most of them were of this girl and her friends, because they were milking the paparazzi while the real celebs were hiding from them….but I’m posting the pics anyway…cuz I got nothing better to do…

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