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2011

29

Dec

Maria Menounos’ Hot Greek Bikini Body of the Day

Most Greek Bitches I know have fat asses….while Maria Menounos has the kind of fat ass I want to fuck….She’s like the Hollywood Greek along with Jen Aniston…you know the one they pull out of some anal sex party and say

“hey we need more greeks in hollywood, but we don’t want actual greeks, they are hairy and have fat asses, but you’re the exception to the rule, let’s put you on Friends and you….you get put on Access Hollywood alongside Mario Lopez…yeah the guy from Saved by the Bell..yeah we know….it’s humilating, but at least you’ll be the hot one and you won’t be forced to work at your dad’s restaurant/diner or fast food spot all greek people seem to own…and trust me…the anal sex is far superior in Hollywood….all the men are bisexual and learn from the best faggots”….

Here she is hot in a bikini….

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens is Fat and in a One Piece Bathing Suit Under Overalls of the Day

When fat and forced to go to the beach – you have limited options – one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

29

Dec

Rihanna’s Booty Does Twitter of the Day

Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

29

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing….especially around the holidays…it really gives perspective on all things Christmas….

Canadian Tourists Find Severed Leg In Florida
A group of Canadian tourists made a gruesome discovery outside the home they were renting for the holidays: A severed human leg had washed ashore.

Mothers Hold ‘Feed-In’ At Target Store
Some mothers in Pittsburgh staged a “nurse-in” at a local Target store after a woman in Texas was asked to move to a fitting room because she was breastfeeding her baby in the store.

Mom and son suing Orlando Walmart Over Assault
An Orlando man and his mother are suing retail giant Walmart. Justin Ohle and his mother Paula say this all stems from a disagreement over a television.

Cops look for serial flasher in Boston
Police are looking for a man they say exposed himself to passengers riding on the Blue Line and Red Line on Christmas Eve.

Colorado Man Goes On Car Crashing Rampage
A Colorado man was set off and started ramming parked cars and attempting to run over strangers.

Incredible Dashcam Video Of Stolen Police Car
A Michigan man took off in a police cruiser while he was being placed under arrest for operating a meth lab in a hotel.

Boston is America’s ‘Drunkest City’
Boston ranks first out of 25 cities when it comes to not knowing when to close the bar tab.

Crocodile Attacks Lawn Mower
An Australian crocodile attempted to devour a lawn mower at a park

Jilted Arizona Wife Runs Over Estranged Husband
Mesa police say a woman ran over her estranged husband with her Jeep because he was cheating on her.

AZ Mother Arrested For Holding Kids At Knifepoint On Christmas Eve
A valley mother is under arrest, accused of holding her two children at knife point — and it allegedly happened on Christmas day.


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Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

29

Dec

Claudia Galanti is Still Milking her Bikini of the Day

Does it really matter that this Paraguay model is still in her bikini….weeks after the first set of pics of her in a bikini surfaced…loving the attention so much she extended her vacation….and decided to crawl around on all fours for effect….I don’t know I kinda like her strategy to get noticed…more girls in everyday life should be this obvious and half naked…it would make going to the store to use my food stamps far more fucking exhilerating…while now it just remains depressing, cold, lonely and without half naked bitches screaming “Look at me….Look at me”….someone needs to give this twat a nobel peace prize cuz she’s found the cure to all things miserable…attention seeking sluts….they solve everything….

Posted in:Claudia Galanti

2011

29

Dec

Some Bitch Named Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin. She’s 35. She’s a contributor on the Today Show. She was on Good Morning America. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks. She is a writer. But to me she’s a fucking nobody in a bikini that I am only posting because the paprazzi took pics of her in a bikini and I’m addicted to posting pictures taken by useless paparazzi immigrant trash who are tipped off or hired by the person in the pictures in the first place…in efforts to get some attention in the media….you know to celebrate her ass she works so hard on all year for this moment of bikini pictures ont he internet greatness that’s not so great at all…if anything it is depressing that I’m part of this.

Posted in:Jill Martin

2011

29

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Exploiting Immigrants and New Years of the Day

Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

29

Dec

Chloe Green’s Still Rich and Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

I guess something Ashley Tisdale has proven time and time again is that money can’t buy good looks….it can buy tans, designer clothes, facelifts, botox, and implants….it can buy chin implants, personal trainers….it can buy mae up artists, creams and potions…..but the key is you gotta actually buy the shit…to make it work…you know invest in it…something this Chloe Green, daughter to some billionaire from the UK, clearly doesn’t do….maybe her daddy needs to increase her allowance or credit card limit…or maybe she’s gotta stop feeling like the queen of the fucking world, able to get by looking like shit, cuz she’s rich and dillusional, since everyone around her sucks her dick to get to her daddy….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you can just look at her in her bikini, cankles and all…cuz I know that’s what I’m doing….

Posted in:Chloe Green

2011

29

Dec

Eliza Sys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Here’s some model I’ve never heard of because models are a dime a fucking dozen getting naked for fashion because the natural course of a model’s career…or really any woman’s career is to show a willingness to fuck in order to work their way up the ladder of unequitable pay and emotionally driven decision making that no man in business will every respect but will always fuck because we are perverts.

True fucking story.

Here are pics of some hot bitch making moves the way I like moves made…by showing titty…

Posted in:Eliza Sys