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2011

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s days like today that I wish I was a mall Santa to hustle all the hot single moms who need a dick in them this holiday season so that they don’t feel alone, or like the failures they are….cuz those are the women who give the best blowjobs….I mean how do you think they became moms in the first place…not to mention…sitting in the mall in a Santa suit…watching bitches going up and down the escalators…..trying on bikinis for their winter vacations….is less suspect that the creepy guy in cum soaked sweat pants with a digital camera….

Either way, this is the season of coming together…So I should get off the computer and start giving my xmas gift that keeps giving for 20 – 40 mins….roofies.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Sofia Vergara and Her Golden Globes
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Jodie Marsh’s Hymen Has Magically Grown Back
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Live Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Adriana Lima Up On Some Modeling Shit
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Some Bitch Dances Like Nobody’s Watching in a Laundromat….
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Some Insane Voicemail Accident that’s Insane….
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Gloria Kim is Sexy by the Pool
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#FriskyFriday Happy Holidays Edition!
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Halle Berry’s 10 Biggest Career Fails
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Chloe Sims Tits Are Popping Out
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Lucy Pinder Has a Calendar in Case You Didn’t Know
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BREAKING (WIND) NEWS: Whoopi Farts On The View? – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, What Are You Waiting For?
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The Sexiest Red-Carpet Looks for Ladies in Sports
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Stuff YOUR Stocking With 2011’s Best Nude Re-Releases
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Blake Lively Dullness
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Celebs Sport Serious Cleavage with Plunging Necklines (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee poses for a photo shoot in Miami
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And MORE Sofia Vergara
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Senior Citizen Flash Mob – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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It’s Not a Beer Belly, You’re Fucking FAT
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Star Sandusky Witness Describes Penn State Shower Scene “I Heard Slapping Noises In The Shower!� [Video]
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some Lesbian Action Starts Things Off
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Samantha and Angelica Get Their Scissor On – VIDEO
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Top 10: Fictitious Sexy Psycho Women
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Francesca and Her Friend Get It on – VIDEO
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Meet Ani Lorak
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Crazy Hipster Lady in Her Crazy Clothes
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Charlize Theron & Others @ “Young Adult” Premiere
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Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Gotta Love a Brunette Amateur
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Janet Jackson Lost a Bunch of Weight Again
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Gotta Love a Hottie in a Tiny Pink Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger Was Held at Gun Point
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Ashley Tisdale Gets Leggy In Skin-Tight Leather Pants
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This Charlie Chaplin Remix is Next Level….
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Some Street Skiing….
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Kate Beckinsale for Flaunt Magazine
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Saggy Old Chick In Skimpy Bikini. I’ll Take It!
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Salt Boarding Looks Fun if You’re Not a Fat, Diabetic Alcoholic…
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Pam Anderson Still Holds Her Shit Together
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You Can’t Shut Christian Bale Up
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Possibly The Hottest Sports Babe Ever?
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First Escalator in Yemen
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Some Daytime Fireworks….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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DSFer MadamMeow with Doug Llewelyn….
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Annalynne McCord 90210 Nipple
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Tila Tequila Shitty Fake Tits
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Jenna Dewan Really Hard Nips
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Amy Childs Does America
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CHRISTMAS FLASK STOCKING STALKING STOCKING STUFFER DRUNKARD

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Dec

AnnaLynn McCord Nipple Slip on Set of the Day

Useless Annalynn McCord decided to let her titty bust out of her shirt on set while the paparazzi was conveniently in the right place….because you know those paparazzi are sneaky and by sneak I mean hired by the celebs, production companies, marking departments to get assholes like you and me talking about it like a nipple is a big deal….I am just giving into this because I am bored, lazy and figure a running nip slip in motion…even on shitty tits and monkey faced bitches is worth wasting my time on….it distracts me from what’s important in life…like fucking hot bitches who are turned on by a drunk poor joke of a celebrity blogger because the whole concept of celeb blogging is humiliating especially when no one has ever heard of you……pics….

Posted in:AnnaLynn McCord

2011

16

Dec

Throwback Brie Larson’s Slutty for Tanner Hall of the Day

Brie Larson is some 22 year old actor….she’s in United States of Tara and Scott Pilgril vs. the World…..and apparently she’s also in some movie called Tanner Hall that came out in 2008….which would make her 19 in this….either way, I’ve never heard of her but this clip made me laugh so I’m posting it anyway…

Posted in:Brie Larson

2011

16

Dec

Kardashian Jailbait Second String of the Day

Here’s the second line or second string or the back-up plan for the Kardashian mom – who breeds and exploits her youth like she was a pageant mom but who is actually just some gold digging cunt who figured out how to hustle money….and despite being over the Kardashian’s and hating the Kardashians….ready for the Kardashian’s to disappear….you can’t help but look…cuz the bitches in the tight dresses all adult like aren’t quite 18….jailbait and illegal for your pervert mind….so you can’t help but pay attention….further proof that the Kardashian’s fucked the devil up the ass or something cuz they don’t deserve this shit….and either do you but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Kardashians

2011

16

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Booty of the DAy

READY TO DROP PORN’S NEVER BEEN ACTIVE IN MY MIND….seriously I am normally scared of pregnancy and the concept of mutants growing inside a bitch…but Hilary Duff changed that – maybe my biological clock is clicking like a 30 year old single woman…..or maybe her big fat ass is something I want to burry my face in in hopes of discovering some lost world like I’m Indiana Jones or some shit….or a lot of shit…i figure pregnant chicks have nasty shit…all that eating for 2…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

16

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is fucking ugly….I hate her face and everything about her and the only thing she has going for her is that she works out to overcompensate…since there’s only so many nose jobs you can get before realizing you have no hope….other than to be the body people want to fuck…especially older people…who are accustomed to faces that are haggard and build like old baseball mitt’s you find at garage sales in the poor part of town…if you know what I mean

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

16

Dec

Polly Parson’s Bathing Suit Hustle of the Day


The fact that I have no fucking clue who Polly Parsons is doesn’t matter…because I don’t really need to cuz she’s half naked and riding her dude for the paparazzi in a bathing suit and that’s really what matters…I’m not about to google a bitch….you can do that yourself. I’m hungover and ready to fuck….not hungover and into staring at a screen asshole…

Posted in:Polly Parson

2011

16

Dec

Rose McGowan is Beautiful of the Day

Rose McGowan

I love Rose McGowan’s face. I’ve tried to add her to facebook at least once and she just ignores me…and even if that account isn’t actually her, but of a Russian kid into fan fiction and fantasy….it still hurts me….but not as much as whatever it is she’s doing to her face probably hurts her….not that it’s a bad look, I’m all for puffy faces, some of my best friends have puffy faces, but then again…I spend a lot of time alone and most of my best friends are my wife’s stuffed animal collection…those fuckers just never stop staring at me….sometimes they tell me to do bad things to them….I always feel shame when I’m done and left to clean the cum soaked stuffin…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

16

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Versace of the Day

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

16

Dec

Josie Goldberg’s Topless in Miami of the Day

Here is piggish as fuck Josie Goldberg topless in Miami which isn’t really a big deal…it is just big.

I hate fat bitches like this deeply….especially when they lack the decency and common sense to wear fucking clothes cuz wearing clothes doesn’t get the paparazzi taking pics of your fat once in playboy ass….and I’m posting the pic anyway…

Posted in:Josie Goldberg