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2011

23

Dec

Ryan Phillippe’s New Pussy of the Day

There comes a time in every married man’s life, especially a married man who was a victim of entrapment for knocking up one of the most irritating, pudgy celebrities who didn’t deserve to be famous…..when he has to throw in the towel on her annoying christian lie, and find himself some Young hot pussy dying to have him inside her….cuz she’s not famous or anything she’s just under 25 and tight pussied, allowing him to finally feel what penetration is actually supposed to feel about, while his ex Reese Witherspoon’s out faking jokes and taping her labia to her thighs so no one knows the truth that she’s fucking disgusting…

EIther way, I’m all for the mistress, the rebound, as long as she’s hotter, tighter, and a lot less annoying cuz new pussy is always better than old, tired, played out pussy….and here are the pics.

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2011

23

Dec

Gabrielle Union Orange Bikini of the Day

I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards…

Here’s the bikini

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2011

23

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bra For Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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2011

23

Dec

Evelina Oboza Ass in Hostel Part III of the Day

I read that the movie Hostel Part III is coming out on DVD on December 27, which makes total sense because as DVD producer, who wants to capitalize on all those annoying Christmas sales, you know where people don’t really put much thought into their gifting, but instead pick up the shittiest thing they can find, like a big Toblerone bar, just to let a motherfucker know you don’t care about them….in the nicest of ways….through presents…

Either way, her name is Evelina Oboza, I’ve never heard of her, there’s no real info on her ion the internet other than that she was on Scrubs as the Hot Blonde back in 2006, something I am sure she’s very proud of, I mean before her ass made it into this Hostel bullshit….perfect for the xmas season….to get you in the xmas spirit….thinking of what you’d do to Santa for making you look bad….if he actually existed….who cares.

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2011

23

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Still Pregnant of the Day

Turns out that Hilary Duff is still pregnant and in tight clothing….I figure it is just a matter of weeks before the fun in watching her first pregnancy comes to an end and the cold truth of a ripped apart vagina that will never be the same again…even after all those pilates classes….damaged goods…but until then she’s fresh pussied and you can cum inside her without risk of knocking her up since she is knocked up, unless of course she had her husband do some hockey hazings on her with household objects, in which case she’s still probably better off than having a baby shred her apart…..and here are the pics, take it in cuz it is coming to a stretched vagina stretch marked end….which is too bad cuz she was the hottest pregnant celeb to date…

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2011

23

Dec

Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade Titties for Nuts of the Day

Here’s a bunch of pictures straight out of the pages of some UK magazine that loves big titties as much as you….actually they probably like big titties more than you….because big titties make them a fucking fortune…because they suck you in with them…like any typical whore looking for some kind of sugar daddy, something none of us will ever experience because we’re loser dirt bags, and girls only talk to us if they are hookers….or obeses and looking for husbands to fight their lonliness….we suck, these tits don’t, fuck you.

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2011

23

Dec

Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

You know what the world needs….more hot Jewish women…like this Noa Tishby bitch who is some actor and producer far better looking than other Jewsih actors of the past, you know like Sarah Silverman and Barbara Streisand….in fact she’s better looking that most Jewish women you see getting their hair and nails done at the high end salon’s while loudly discussing their high maintenance lives no one cares about, especially not their husbands they stopped sucking off when he put a very expensive ring on it and she’s far better looking than the Jewish woman I saw fighting with a guy for a parking spot for her Mercedes, the same company that enslaved her people before her spoiled ass was born and she had all the money she knew what to do with….all because there was 40 mins still left on the meter…..

Either way, she’s born in Israel, has done some modeling and is now in America where she’s using her genetically coded business savvy producing shows on HBO alongside Marky Mark and the funky bunch…She’s balling out of control, hustling but that doesn’t make her stop showing her titties on Israeli TV….and here they are….

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2011

23

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Ass for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is probably filling a few giant warehouses full of crates of money today…you know since 90 percent of people are done their Christmas shopping, and Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for these corporate monsters…this is what they work for….this is what their business revolves around…this is why they go to third world countries and abduct hot bust bitches who look good in push up bras for…you know like Miranda Kerr….straight from Austraila who they gave millions of dollars to and a celebrity husband who gave her a child….all for one small sacrfrice…showing the world her fucking knickers….if only stripping was this good for everyone….

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2011

23

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

If this is the most wonderful time of year….why do I want to dress myself in a Santa suit and shoot myself in the dick to see if I still feel….ideally on my ex girlfriend’s doorstep on Christmas dinner, hoping it ends in my bleeding to death brining here Christmas memories she’ll have to remember the rest of her life and even go to therapy to try to forget..you know hypothetically….maybe it’s the eggnog talking….or maybe I’m just being dramatic….

Is it possible that Christmas music lies to me?

Fat Cat Jumping FAIL – VIDEO
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Aaliyah is Bringing Us Some Christmas Sluttiness
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50 Hottest Playmate Sports Fans
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Free Cam Shows Are th Best Christmas Presents I Can Give You
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This Dog Won’t Walk On Ice and I Won’t Blame Him
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The 10 Hottest Women in David Fincher Movies
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LeAnn Rimes Is Still Wearing A Bikini
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Sexy Saturday Party at Rutgers University
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Horny 19 Year Old is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want….

The Christmas Season reminds me how much I hate my wife cuz I have to watch her eat endless cookies…and since my stepdaughters turned 20, they’ve been on a steady decline…..I figure it’s time to move the fuck on…but I’m lazy….and I prefer being miserable…it helps my stand-up career that I’m too lazy to have…..alcoholism….always wins…Everyday is fucking Christmas in this hell….

Stephanie Seymour Does Yoga on the Beach
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Poo Covered Christmas Miracle
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Pants Vagina Definition…
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Paris Hilton in Gold and Nasty for Vanity Fair
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Some Keyboard Cat Weirdness
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The 100 Hottest Women of the 2000s
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Fat Cat Fails at Jumping
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Live Web Cam Sluts, You Know You Want To
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This Tight Roper Walker is Kind of Insane – VIDEO
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Sherra is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Harry Houdini And His Cunning Stunts
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Christmas Nightmare
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Kendall Jenner Gets A Little Inapropriate
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Adam Lambert and His Gay Boyfriend Got in a Big Gay Fight Outside a Gay Club is Gay Finland. Gay.
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Stacey Pooles tits Are out Of Hand
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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She’s Gonna Tear Her Vagina in Half
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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I think Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in Gamer Change is Going to Be Awesome and Here is the Trailer
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Juliette Lewis Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Pregnancy Watch
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It’s Ali Lohan’s Birthday and She is as Ugly as Ever
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Google Maps and Hookers Haahaha
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Miley Cyrus is acting just like a 19-year-old
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Victoria Secret Model Mash Up
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Amelie Has a Massive Rack
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Bank Of America To Cough Up $335 Mil After Admitting They Were Overcharging Black Folks And Latinos
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Christine Alexis and Mackenzee Pierce Bring the Hotness
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Top 5: Sexy Videos From Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar
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Sexy Lesbians Play With Some Toys
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Beatrice is Super Sexy in Lingerie
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I Love a Hot Chick in Animal Print
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George Clooney’s Ladies: Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler
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Gotta Love a Busty Teen Web Slut
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Jessica Jane Clement Hops On The Hot Train
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Dipshit Teens Vandalize Stores – VIDEO
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9 famous people who need to go away
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DMX And Wife Agree To VH1’s “Couples Therapyâ€?
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Heidi Klum Twitter Picture As Pantless Claus
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Whitney Port’s a Jew
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Tori Spelling’s Got a Big House
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Construction Workers are Idiots
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Goal Keeper Kicks The Shit Out Of Hooligan
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I Want To Smack My Cock Across Ashley Tisdale’s Face
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J-Woww Almost Looks Fuckable. Good Job Team.
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Stephanie Seymour’s Ass Will Rip Your Fucking Dick Off
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Kendall Jenner – Age Appropriate Stripper
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Gabrielle Union Bikini
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Get Your Prohibition on With a Flask
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Dog Who Won’t Walk on Ice
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Lily Cole Naked in Red Bush in Some Magazine
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Nikkala Scott’s Big Naked Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt
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Christina Ricci Pan AM Promo Pics
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Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Extreme High Lining
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Happy Holidays On Christmas

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