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2011

08

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for S Moda of the Day

I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.

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2011

08

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…

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2011

08

Dec

Katie Price is a Classy of the Day

Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

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2011

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is a Hot Mom of the Day

Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

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2011

08

Dec

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile…

But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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2011

08

Dec

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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2011

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck you fucking christmas and your fucking music that is playing everywhere for making me feel so full of love, you know with a whole lease on life, like I’m the star of a Christmas movie who was just contemplating killing myself….but now I’m ready to fucking live….I am a Christmas miracle…now you can be one too all you gotta do is send me titty pics…

Kittens Waking Up From Pain Killers is Awesome
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Shows Help You Get Your Home Sex On
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Slutty Euro Calendars: Germany Has Most, Russia Has Weirdest, France Wins
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Hey Fat Ass, This is How You Close a Bag of Chips With No Chip Clip – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Giant Juggs
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Kim Kardashian’s Media Lockdown Lasted Like 5 Minutes
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Two Horny Sluts Get It On – VIDEO
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Diablo Cody’s Most Annoying Moments
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WTF Photo of the Day
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CHRISTMAS FLASK

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2011

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The interesting thing about being a social outcast, removed from society and committed to a broken down computer screen, is the looks people give you when you are at a bar alone, or drunk alone, or at a movie alone, or shopping for lingerie alone, or looking up skirts alone…..because just cuz they distract themselves with useless conversations amongst themselves and their friends and family about nothing, doesn’t make them better off, they are just distracted from the hard hitting truth that they are useless failures, by pretending to be interested in each other and each other’s useless stories, ideas and thoughts….Sometimes the happiest place is coming to terms with your shitty life and you being your own best friend, no one else really matters so lets stop pretending they care or you care you fake piece of shit…. save the lies and white washing for the bitches you recruit home after drinking….as you cum on their faces….

Happy holidays…Tis the Season…Joy to the World…Let’s XMAS Party…Here are the stepLINKS…

Update: Fuck you…

Kylie Jenner Jailbait See Through
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Lohan’s Trying to Milk Heath Ledger’s Death to Get Some Press – Hilarious QUote
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Guy in a Mullet Whistling….
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Selena Gomez Jumps into a Fish Tank
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Olivia Munn Slutty in FHM
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Funny Birthday Flash
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Our Looking Good Sweetheart Needs a Face Lift of the Day
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Here is the Leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover
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Live Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Brodie Smith – Frisbee Trick Shots – VIDEO
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Kelsey Monroe isa Naughty On Her Bed
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Monika Pietrasinska, Barbara Palvin and Mandy Graff in Lingerie Rumble
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The 10 Hottest Women in Judd Apatow Movies
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Kelly Kelly’s Sweet Tanned Bikini Body
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Rima Fakih Blew A Lot
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Courtney Stodden Brings Raggedy Stripper Glamour To An Outdoor Mall
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Free Cams to Spend Your Evening With
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Frisky Teen Plays With Her Pussy
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The 20 Best & Worst Sports Reality Shows Ever
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E! News Ashlan Gorse Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Know WTF is Going on With Brad Pitt in This Old Video and I need Someone to Explain It To Me – VIDEO
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Stacey Kiebler, Just Because
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‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Caught in Hair Pulling Brawl at IHOP
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The Ugly Friend. Every Girl Should Have One
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How About Some Eliza Dushku?
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Aida Yespica Looking Extremely Hot
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Hot Blonde Shaving Her Bits
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Get Your Freak On: The 10 Public Places You’re Most Likely To Have Sex…And Celebs That Have Done It There Already!
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Jessica Brazil is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mandy and Eva Get Sexy on Video – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Keeps It Real By Getting Naked
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These Girls Get Their Scissor On – VIDEO
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Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley – Maxim magazine january 2012 – VIDEO
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Short Short Skirt, Long Long Legs
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Chrissy Teigen & Ariel Meredith Bring the Hotness
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Incredibly Busty Teen – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton is More Delusional Than Ever
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Gisele is Sexy and Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Today’s News Brought to You by a Panda in Business Class
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Rachel McAdams Busts Out Her Underrated Curves
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Finger Tricks But Not in a Good Way….
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Some Professors Hardcore Texting Rules…
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J.Woww in Maxim….
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Audrina Patridge is a Fucking Cunt…
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Claudia Galanti Big Double Boob Pop Out!
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The Ugly Friend, Every Girl Should Have One
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Julieann Moore Banged A 15 Year Old Student
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Britney Spears – Fat Chick On Ice Skates
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Jessica Lowndes Nice Gratuitous Panty Upskirt
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Selena Gomez Is All Wet
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Some Frisbee Tricks….
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Amber Heard Needs to be More Naked
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Will Ferrell ASks to Star in Beer Commercials…..
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More Selena Gomez in the Fishtank Photoshoot
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JWoww Maxim Outtakes
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Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim India
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Rihanna’s Titties in Some GQ Video Bullshit
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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Ass and Ugly Face
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Miley Cyrus in a Creepy Titty Photoshoot
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Daiana Guzman Nakded in Playboy Mexico
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Random Amateur Pic THread
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2011

07

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Bikini With Bieber of the Day

I don’t know if posting this counts as kiddie porn…I figure I’m safe since they are public figures…I mean Selena Gomez is an actual Sex Offender and she doesn’t hide it….she puts it out there in pictures and at events like it is some publicity stunt that I assume it is….and she doesn’t get arrested and either shoul you for jerking off to it….

So if sex offenders showing off sex offender tit with their underage boyfriends they molest is your thing….


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2011

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s “Leaked” Playboy Cover of the Day

You may or may not know that when Lohan was going broke, back when she was battling court dates, unable to land any actual work…not even starrrin as a dead pornstar….the charitable, festive, tis the season, good people at Playboy came along and offered her a million dollars or some shit to pose for them, despite rumors that she would have accepted 100 dollars for sme coke….to do more than just pose, but also fuck the top 15 entries to a Fuck Lindsay Lohan contest…she’s that desperate….

And in Playboy trying to recoop some of their money, because it turns out Lohan didn’t even end up going naked, even though we’ve all seen her naked, they’ve been pushing the PR train, something huge for Lohan cuz she hasn’t been interviewed in what must feel like years…I mean besides what went down in court…

So she’ll be on Ellen, she’ll on other shows, all pushing these non nude pics…and Playboy even went so far as to leak the cover….

Boring probably…but as a Lohan fan til the grave, hers or mine, I’m gonna encourage her to continue down the dark windy road into porn. It is kinda where I want her to be so that when I come save her off a street corner, to help her get her life back, she’ll be more inclined to suck me off for a hot meal and a bed to sleep in. We’re all allowed to have dreams…..

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