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2011

07

Dec

Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio Strip for Xmas of the Day

Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes

2011

07

Dec

Naked Models for the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

Every year the Pirelli Calendar features naked models….and I fucking love when bitches get naked for fashion…The highlight for me is probably the Lara Stone massive titties that make me wonder why she’s not naked all the time…but the other girls in the shit are Saskia de Brauw, Rinko Kikuchi, Natasha Poly, Milla Jovovich, Margareth Made, Malgosia Bela, Kate Moss, Joan Smalls, Isabella Fontana, Guinevere Van Seenus and Edita Vilkeviciute….It’s naked, it’s hot, it’s something to look forward to every year, even though Calendar’s are a dated, obsolete, technology reserved for blue collar men who don’t have computers…or an understanding of smart phones….a dying breed that I hope doesn’t die anytime soon cuz these bitches are naked and hot….sure it needs more pussy lip but it is good enough for me…

Edita Vilkeviciute

Guinevere Van Seenus

Isabeli Fontana

Joan Smalls

Kate Moss

Lara Stone

Malgosia Bela

Magareth Made

Milla Jovovich

Natasha Poly

Rinko Kikuchi

Saski de Brauw

Posted in:Pirelli 2012

2011

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not sure if I am a genius or a retard. I am not sure if I am the wors kind of person or the best in training…I just know I love fucking with people and wish that it actually got me somewhere other than a nice warm spot in hell….From pretending I’m autistic to mom’s of autistic kids on TWIITER …to making fat chicks on dating sites me me and not showing up to teach them the perils of online dating….I am a monster and it makes me fucking laugh….

Here are the stepLINKS while I sober up…

Muslims Are Awesome, Part 4
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Jwoww Looks Like A Mexican Mariah Carey
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Aida Yesipca’s Hot Ass In A Tiny Thong Gives Me A Boner
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Prius Owner Versus Truck Owner – VIDEO
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The Skimpiest Sports Outfits
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Monika Pietrasinska, Barbara Palvin and Mandy Graff in Lingerie Rumble
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Starting Your Day With a Fail Means The Only Way to Go is Up
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Charm Killings is Killing It
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Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired.
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Live Sex Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Twitpics
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American Chopper Drama Gayness/Jesse James Clings to Fame With Desperation LIVE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a big day for me….I have been recognized by the fine people at AVN for my skills in watching porn and judging the girls in it….allowing me to be an AVN judge the second year in a row….and I want this to go to show you that if you put your mind to something and work at it everyday…maybe your dreas of being a porn award judge will come true…it did for me….and to think I thought I peaked in 2008…I’m back assholes….

Now, here’s some art in the form of titty and jerking off on youtube…cuz it is a porn site to celebrate….

Here’s the stepLINKS….

Miss Venezuala’s Ass in a Thong
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This Gets me in the Xmas Spirit
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Get Your Xmas Flask On
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Asian Dude Fails at Impressing a Girl
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Helen Mirren Donates Her Red Bikini To Charity and I Wanna Sniff It
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Margarita Levieva In Some Short as Fuck Shorts Showing Off Some Vagina Tampon Strings and Legs of the Day
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How to Legally Rob a Bank
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Wigga Chick Has a Break Down
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LOL of the Day: Tom Cruise Paid Actors To Pretend To Be Fans
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Ashton Kutcher Was All Over the Big Nosed Ugly Chick From Glee
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Live Sex Shows Because I Like to Be Good to You
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He’s Sexy and He’s Homeless
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jeri Less
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5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
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The 100 Hottest Women of the 2000s
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JWoww is on the Cover of Maxim
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Adrienne Curry’s Ass is All Over Twitter Again
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Free Cam Shows. Check It On
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Billy Idol Was Rapping in an Ikea Commercial Ages Ago and Here’s the Video – VIDEO
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Frisky Teen Plays With Her Pussy
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The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years
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Julie Bowen Hard Nipples
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Let’s Laugh at Evan Rachel Wood’s Hair
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Jennifer Lopez is Bent Over
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Margarita Levieva in Short Jean Shorts
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Angelina Jolie is so Thin its Kinda Getting Groww
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Girls in Spandex Bring the Hotness
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Luckiest Husbands In The World: A Look At Wives Keeping It Right And Tight For Their Men
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Meet Danny Gee
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Eden and Yasmine Get It On
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5 Bizarre Christmas Sex Toys
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Claudia Galanti Sexy Photo Shoot
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Busty Brunette Gets Naked and Plays With Herself
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I Love a Hot Model Type In Jeans
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A Bunch of Sluts at the New Years Eve Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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These Sluts Won’t Stop Fighting
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Does She Have Amazing Tits Or What?
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7 Ways Your Cell Phone Is Making You Look Like an Idiot
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Katy Perry’s Hair is Blonde
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SueLyn Medeiros Is Still Sexy
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Kids Fail At a Stunt….
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Throwback Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pics
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J.Lo is Old as Fuck and in Shorts
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Angelina Jolie In a Black Dress
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Next Level Cheerleading
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2 Year Old is the Next Biggest Thing in Hip Hop
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Amateur Girls – Dressed then Undressed
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Porn Mags Scans
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Girls WHo Gape
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J.Lo in a Tight Yellow Dress
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Bar Refaeli in GQ
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Dec

Bar Refaeli Wet for GQ UK of the Day

I’ve never been to Israel…but I know people who have and apparently Bar Refaeli hasn’t got shit on the hot everyday Jewish girls who live there and rock the beach, she’s just the one cunty enough seeking validation for her looks, making millions off her looks, and fucking celebrities with her looks, and her looks are goood enough for me….all wet and half naked in GQ UK….

Happy Channukah….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

06

Dec

Angela Lindvall Models Lingerie of the Day

I’ve seen Angela Lindvall’s Pussy so it’s almost like she’s my fantasy one-sided relationship internet girlfriend…if only she was a little more spread eagled…….making these pictures, all corporate lingerie shoot, pretty obsolete and boring…nothing more than an excuse to link back to her pussy pics…which I guess is good enough for me…

Models, who get naked for their modeling, are amazing, even when clothed, cuz they offer us perverts a backlog, and that’s better than their counterparts who get naked for money we call strippers cuz they don’t even let me use my video camera in the club….

Posted in:Angela Lindvall

2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|Fergie|Hilary Swank|Katherine Heigl|Lea Michele|Sofia Vergara

2011

06

Dec

Karlie Kloss Not Naked in Numéro #129 of the DAy

The other day I posted some naked pics of Karlie Kloss because the Victoria’s Secret infomercial made a big deal about “discovering” her….even though she’s been a model for a while….and even though she’s built skinny as fuck and not really what you’d want to see in a titty model…unless you’re me…cuz you hate fat chicks….ever since you married one…and even the smallest little bit of fat brings horrible memories of wiping my diabetic wife’s shit off her ass cuz she can’t always reach….because the 5 pounds is the gateway poundage to obesity…

Well she did some more pics, and after the success and hate she got in the last post, I figured I’d give you more reason to shit on her….and that reason is that she’s not naked for fashion…what a jerk.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2011

06

Dec

JWOWW and Her Fake Tits Do Maxim of the Day

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Here’s trashy JWOWW for trashy Maxim showing her trashy implants cuz she is trash….I hate that these Jersey Shore cunts, who are barely hot, are considered a brand and actually make money with the shit…and I’m talking real fucking money…more than doctors or probably the president of the united states makes and that is some fucked up, unbalanced shit homies…

But I don’t mind looking at her cleavage, or photoshopped body while laughing at how much Maxim needs to bottom-feed now that the internet made their core business obsolete….

So as I wait for their VP of Marketing to email me bitching to take down their pics cuz they are all they have going for them, as he always does, here are the pics.

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Posted in:JWOWW

2011

06

Dec

Kristin Chenoweth Showing Off Titty of the Day

Here’s some bitch from Glee showing off her tits pretty fucking properly at some event…

This is the kind of shit that Glee needs to balance all the faggotry that should be bullied to be straight…you know repress those homosexual thoughts to live a bored, married, lie of a life with family and kid, all because middle school taught you gay is bad…kind of thing….

Cuz I watched the show and I felt like it turned me into someone into fucking trannies….because the main chick looks like a dude and because this Kristen Chenoweth was hiding her tit…but that’s all a thing of the past thanks to this dress…

Posted in:Kristin Chenoweth