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2011

05

Dec

Alexandra Richards Shitty Hipster Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexandra Richards used to be on my facebook….her brother used to send me T-Shirt designs for my stepSHIRT…her father….used to be a young vibrant rock guitarist for the Rolling Stones….he is still however in the Rolling Stones…..and he is pretty awesome on all fronts and not just cuz he’s lived through so much…but because he still goes hard….

Either way, she’s the cunty, snobby, rich kid hipster living the New York fashionista life amongst other cunty, snobby, rich kid hipsters, and no matter how much prescription pills and cocaine she does in her dumpy luxury artist loft, she’ll never be as cool as her dad….

She’s fucking boring to look at, even in her bikini….but I’d probably still fuck her…but then again I fuck anything….good times…now accept my friend request you pig.

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2011

05

Dec

Karina Smirnoff See Through of the Day

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Here’s some really shitty see through pictures of Karina Smirnoff that would have been better if she wasn’t wearing a bra, but was rocking her breast implants she should have provided her life took the natural course it was supposed to take…you know being an Eastern European with a dream of dance, who went on to get professionally trained in dance…something that normally ends in a career of stripping……

The only good thing about dancers is their ability to bounce on dicks and for any of you who have dated a dancer…with strong legs and tight body….you will know what I mean…and since these are just pics of mom Smirnoff…and not video of her becoming a mom….we can’t focus on possible positives…but instead we focus on her boring attempt at sheer clothing….

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2011

05

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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The world annoys me – and the stepNEWS usually represents that shit properly….because you’ll see that weed is still illegal, even though there is tons of research proving it is better for you than booze, that it leads to no long term health issues or violence and costs more money to find organized crime rings that run the shit….and I’m not even into weed….you’ll see that people are getting crazy uptight about sexual harrassment…suspending kids for kicking other kids in the balls, or calling a teacher cute, it is fucking insanity!!!

Fla. Grandma To Sue TSA Over Strip Search
An 85-year-old Florida grandmother says Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at JFK Airport in New York humiliated her by strip searching her earlier this week and she plans to sue.

Dad Leaves Joint In Son’s Lunch Box
A Connecticut father was arrested when a daycare employee discovered a marijuana cigarette in a young boy’s lunch.

Man Stabbed for Friending Women on Facebook
A Mesa woman allegedly stabbed her husband because he was friending women on Facebook and chatting them up online.

Fourth Graded Suspended For Calling Teacher Cute
A nine-year-old North Carolina boy, Emanyea Lockett, was suspended for two days when a substitute heard him make inappropriate remarks about another teacher.

Second Grade Teacher To Students: There Is No Santa Claus
A suburban New York school district is fielding a lot of calls after a teacher told second graders that Santa does not exist.

Store Clerk Fights Off Thief
A Massachusetts store clerk fought off a would-be thief and didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the process.

Boy, 7, accused of sexual harassment
The mother of a Boston elementary school first-grader being investigated for possible sexual harassment for hitting another boy in the groin says her son acted in self-defense.

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2011

05

Dec

Fergie’s Got Back and Not in a Good Way of the DAy

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Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..

I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….

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2011

05

Dec

Katherine Heigl Thickness Isn’t Hot Unless You Have Osteoporosis of the Day

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Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl stopping by her salon, where I assume she’s gonna use some smoke and mirrors to make herself look as presentable as possible, when she should be stopping by her plastic surgeon for some liposuction, or maybe to some wich doctor who can reduce the density of her bones, cuz clearly, she’s big boned and sure the only thing good about big boned may never get Osteoporosis, and the only thing attractive about women who can’t get Osteoporosis is to women who have Osteoporosis and thus envy, making Heigl a BoneDensity-spiration, like fat bitches obsessed with skinny, or breast cancer survivors obsessed with Liz Hurley, but I’m the kind of guy who looks for bitches at risk of getting Osteoporosis…you know cuz they aren’t built like football players….

I hate this bitch. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

05

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

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Here’s Vanessa Pudgens in some tight vagina hugging shorts….almost tight enough to show off her 5 o’clock vagina bush shadow….cuz she’s a hairy little troll…and needs to shave multiple times a day to stay under control….at least that’s what I like to think to justify her shitty self shot nude pics…that she took at 17….and that she threatened to send all the bloggers to jail for…even though she’s the kiddie pornographer…..who I like to follow for no real reason other than wondering what species she is cross-bred with to justify her look….Her teen sister’s not so bad either…

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2011

05

Dec

Elin Nordegren’s Friend’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Tiger Woods or the pussy he got pregnant….all money grubbing, groupie and unsupportive of his cheating, even though he gave her everything she ever could ask for, and all he asked for in exchange was the freedom to fuck some whores, and any other bitch would respect that decision, only this one took him for 1/2 billion dollars….and that flaw in the system represents all things wrong with both marriage and more importantly, all things wrong with giving women the right to vote. There is a reason wives were property….and we had to go ahead and ruin that….

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2011

05

Dec

Heather Graham Old Lady for Old Times of the Day

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I have no real reason to post these pictures of Heather Graham…She’s not falshing tits, or pussy, or really doing anything special…I think it’s the Christmas Season….or maybe it is cuz I just drank too much the last week and the depressive effects of alcohol are raping me since I don’t have a drink going and I am here reflecting great celebrity pussy of the past…

You know tapping into her titty and bush performance in Boogie Nightswhat must have been a decade ago…getting all meloncholic and emotional while listening to love songs….in this life filled with broken dreams….and broken women…even though Heather Graham has aged pretty amazing.

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2011

05

Dec

Amanda Seyfried’s Awesome Little Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I linked to these pictures last week…but I just got access to them…and I’m not about to ignore a Seyfried ass….even if I’ve already done a post on it….cuz this is the kind of ass I can look at all day…all small, cute, but round as fuck….and not get bored…until I fuck it…cuz fucking a bitch always ruins her for me…I don’t know if it is self disgust, like I think to myself “What kind of woman would fuck me, she must have real issues”….or maybe it is cuz I have this quest to fuck every ass in the world…just to say I did….

I am very into looking at pics and video of Amanda Seyfried…I think it has to do with her being my favorite young pussy in Hollywood…the Lindsay Lohan that Lindsay Lohan never was….with a lot less baggage.

Or maybe it’s cuz along with shitty disney movies….she get naked….IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE

Or maybe….just maybe….I like her ass in leggings…either way, we’ve spent too much time on this…trying to sort it out…there’s more celeb pussy I need to get to…

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2011

05

Dec

Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples for Attention of the Day

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I hate Olivia Munn for a lot of reasons, the main one being that she fucking sucks….she is totally uninteresting, and most importantly, barely hot…She just tapped into the right market…filled with nerds who are easily impressed with chicks as that comes with being virgin losers who never really connect with chicks cuz they are all ASPERGERS…all it takes is talking their nerd language….propelling the bitch into a level of fame she never deserved….

So here she is reminding her fans she still exists….hard nippled…and irritating…but hard nippled none-the-less….

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