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2011

05

Dec

Julia Voronin is a Soccer Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Other than Andriy Voronin’s penis bulge in his shorts, unless you’re a soccer fan, in which case that’s all you care about, fag, these pictures are pretty hot….but I may be bias, you know cuz I love blonde tight bodies with big square asases in little bikinis, all Russian bride lookin’, who marry footballers, because in Europe, they are the Brad Pitts, and as the Brad Pitts, the hot pussy pretty much throws themself at them saying “choose me, choose me”….cuz girls are whores….and apparently, this Julia Voronin chic is the one he chose…leading me to only assume she’s gonna do a Irina Shayk and end up on SI, cuz the new model scouts for the mag, are Euro footballers….motherfuckers…

Posted in:Julia Voronin

2011

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about being a guy with a celebrity blog, even though I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, is that girls think I’m a fag, you know being catty, cuz straight guys aren’t into this shit, and either am I, but they don’t know that, since they don’t read the site, and when girls think you’re gay, they are far easier to fuck. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….here are the morning links….even though it is noon….I’m just a fucking deadbeat degenerate alcoholic and everyday is saturday with no interest in writing a blog…it’s just some cruel punishment from above…assholes…

THE HUMAN SLINGSHOT – Don’t Try This at Home – VIDEO
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30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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I’d Like to Be All Over Armie Flores
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When Emus Attack! – VIDEO
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Cynthia Has Some Big Juggs
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Kanye West is Fucking Delusional of the Day
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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19 Year Old Gets Slutty on the Cam
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10 Actresses You Would Have Never Expected to Get Naked That Actually Did
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Miss USA Fucked Up
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife just gave me shit because all I listen to is Christmas music…it is the only music that makes my miserable self feel warm and ready to let bitches sit on my lap asking me to give them things they want….

She said someting like “Do you and your fucking Christmas music ever fucking end”….see because unlike me she’s not a festive cunt….she’s just a fucking cunt….So I told her that it was not the Jews responsibe for the shitting on and killing Jesus….who in turn made Xmas possible…but her who ruined Christmas…and for that…I am going to get video of her shitting her brains out for you all to laugh at her…

In the meantime, hHere are the stepLINKS….

Fat Kardashian Ass
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Mindy McCready’s Life Is Still A Mess
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Live Cam Shows, to Keep Things Sexy All Weekend
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Movies
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Amazing Stick Tricks Drum Solo
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Nicki Minaj Barbie Doll To Shove Up Your Racist Ass While Jerking Off
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Britney Spears 30th Birthday Bikini
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The 24 Year Old Virgin
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Miami Bikini Sluts on Video
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Shannon Sky is Sexy and I Like It
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The Hot Ladies Will Keep You Warm on a Cold Winters Night
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The 25 Hottest European Athletes of All Time
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Amy Childs’ Big Breasted Bikini Reality
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Adriana Lima Is Very Good At This
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Masterbating With a Carrot on the Train – VIDEO
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Hilarious Little Kid Sports Fans, Because Sometimes Children Don’t Completely Suck
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Emily Browning And Carey Mulligan Bush Out!
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MORE Blake Lively VS Scarlette Johansson
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Megan Fox is Looking Hot and That Is all She is Good For
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Amelie Gets Dirty in the Kitchen
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Britney Spears’ 30 Hottest Looks For Her 30th Birthday
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will Lay Your Eyes Upon Today
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Ashli and Tory Bring Us Some Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Horny Lesbians Play in the Bath
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Jessica Jane Clement for Nuts
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Gotta Love a Hottie in Long, Long Legs
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Miranda Kerr Hits Louis Vuitton Store Opening VIP Party
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Another Random Pic Dump
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How About Some Amateur Sluts?
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Kids React to Dubstep
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Chloe Moretz Does Some Non-Nude Teen Modeling…
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Miranda Kerr and Baby
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Some Kate Moss, Just Because
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Sexy Brunette and a iPhone
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Rihanna is Blonde Today
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Victoria Justice Is Your Early Christmas Gift
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Patton Oswalt Rips Into the Christmas Shoes Song….Amazing…
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Ninja Cat Strikes Again
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Snooki And Her See Through Shirt, But Why The Face?!
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Megan Fox, Lip Licking Fuck Me Boots Kicks Off The Weekend
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Miley Cyrus Seems Shy, But Her Tits Don’t
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Show This To Girls You Fuck TO Make THeir Walk of Shame Better
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Jessica Biel in Orange – Not Naked….
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Kirsten Dunst Knocks Us Out With Her Bikini Pics
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Khloe Kardashian, As Sexy As It Fucking Gets!!!
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Crazy Speed Boat Catch
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Vintage Footage of Circus Monkeys and Some Asshole I hope is Dead Handling Her
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Kirsten Dunts Got Her Fat Titties Out in a Bikini Yo
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Demi Lovato Whore Out With Her Fat Titties in Concert Yo
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Leilani Dowding Sunbathing Topless Yo
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You Need This Scarf to hide this FLASK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did Elle Magazine recently….and like every good model…she got a little erotic, naked, softcore porn for fashion, because her job, like a hooker, is to satisfy a need and do what she is told to do, in exchange for money, like she rented her body out for the day….and there’s so much hot in that….if you’re a controlling pervert like me who likes buying women…which I like to think we all are….

Anyway, here are her Victoria’s Secret tits showing nipple, for Elle Magazine…like a good model worth millions she is….Good times…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2011

02

Dec

Roberto Cavalli Rich Old Man Gets Younger Hotter Pussy of the Day

When you have a billion dollar in sales a year brand….anything is possible…including ex Russian model or aspiring Russian model or just a Russian pussy turned into your own personal prostitute…you see cuz people, especially women, can be bought…that’s why we collectively call them whores and laugh at the old viagra fueled cock they put inside them in exchange for the good life…cuz sometimes, like this time, it’s so obvious you have no choice but to laugh…

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Posted in:Roberto Cavalli

2011

02

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Push Up Bra Titties of the Day

I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

02

Dec

Amber Heard is Always Seducing Me of the Day

Amber Heard has been seducing me for some time…she’s at the point of not having to do much to get me looking….the days of lying or broadcasting being bisexual for attention unlike the girls I ran into in a back alley near my house who were probably 18 and drunk after clubbing making out who clearly wanted to keep their dyking out secret…are over…She doesn’t have to do hot nude pics anymore…she’s set….now she just needs to leave her fucking house and I’m looking….Hotness.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

02

Dec

Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle…

Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

02

Dec

Snooki’s See Through Shirt Shares her Tits in an Animal Print Bra of the Day

Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

Posted in:Snooki

2011

02

Dec

The Lavignes Lookin Hot of the Day

The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne