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2011

Nov

Old Timer Canadian Football Players Fight of the Day

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This is hysterical…too seniors….who were ex Canadian Football legends apparently, not that a legend in Canadian Football can actually exist….see cuz they are usually people not good enough for the NFL and get paid someting like 40,000 dollars a year instead 100 million dollars a year….but Canadaians take the shit seriously…

Anyway, the two old guys fight each other in conservative, white bred Vancouver, and the video is amazing…

Here’s the caption if you want to find out more….which I don’t because all that really matters is the brawling then screaming of “Sportsmanship” like dude’s braveheart going into battle…

Old people are amazing

Two 73-year old former CFL players, Joe Kapp (former B.C. Lions’ and Minnesota Vikings quarterback, actor, Cal head coach and B.C. GM) and Angelo Mosca (former Hamilton Tiger-Cats’ defensive tackle and professional wrestler) got into a fight. They exchanged cane blows, punches, bull rush moves and more at the CFL Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday, Nov. 25, just two days before the Grey Cup

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2011

Nov

Possible Stacy Keibler Naked in Bed with Girls of the Day

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These are some pictures that are being passed around as Stacy Keibler naked in bed with friends and from what I can see in the pics…I have no fucking idea if this is actually her or not….but I do know that she’s the kind of girl who loves attention….who was riding pretty much under the radar before her shared publicist with Clooney worked some PR magic….since no wrestling slut’s ever really had longivity in the mainstream…..unless you’re talking about the length and reputation of Chyna’s clit….but you probably aren’t….we’re talking abou Keibler….and it’s only natural for her to leak shit like this…possibly from the CULO photoshoot….of her and some ass in a bed…cuz it just makes sense…it’ll get people talking and the real fans masturbating….but I’m too desensitized for that….

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2011

Nov

Imogen Thomas Fat Bitch in a Bikini of the Day

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I saw a few disgusting pictures of Imogen Thomas, some Glamor model from the UK with big tits every trashy dude loves, cuz she has big tits…..but without realizing that with big tits, comes big bellies, big hips, big asses, cellulite, and in her case, big labia…..because that’s just how science fucking works people….but for some reason they are edited, photoshopped, cleaned up, to make you think they are anything but the fat cashier at the dollar store body they actually are…..UK Glamor Models are a scam…not that I didn’t already know that…but here’s one of the pics to prove it…

Here’s a video of her shooting her Calendar from a few weeks ago….from all the right angles…trickery!!!

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2011

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Interview Pics of the Day

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I posted the cover of Interview the other day knowing it was just a matter of time before the rest of the pictures of Scarlett Johansson would hit…and to my surprise she only looked like a Lady Gaga impersonator in a few of the pics….while the others were topless…sure not as topless as the slutty self-shot pics I loved from 2 months ago, that I am sure were leaked to the media to promote something, or divert from something, or to piss off her husband as he was fucking Blake Lively…the same pics she never had lawyers come after me to take down….which is pretty lovely considering all the love level Hollywood bitches who leak this shit get lawyers on you accusing you of being into kiddie porn…I’m talking to you Hudgens.

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2011

Nov

Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

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I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..

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2011

Nov

Dancing Girl Falls Off Bar of the Day

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This video of a girl dancing seductively on a bar in some not so period friendly pants….ends how you’d expect…in an amazing way that some of you perverts probably wish knocked her out so you could drag her out pretending she’s your girl who had too much to drink…only to fuck the shit out of her before she comes to….or maybe it is just me…

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2011

Nov

Amanda Seyfried’s Tight Pants Dog Walking of the Day

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I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.

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2011

Nov

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

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I love this tight pants pregnancy watch…all big breasted….round assed….filled with a growth inside her uterus that comes from her husbands cum…like she’s finally made an honest woman of herself…doing what she’s gotta do to keep her blood line going…since she’s already accomplished everything else…and with pregnancy of every first child…her pussy is still not damaged….ripped apart or looking like the babies sticking his arm out waving or giving the “come here” gesture with his hand….making her hormonal and erotic…all woman…and I love it.

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2011

Nov

Shitty Cindy Crawford Beach Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if I love Cindy Crawford because she was the top model when I was at the age of discovering how good top models are to jerk off to….or if it is because I feel like we are connected at the soul…as I happened to be walking by her hotel once a few years ago…and she got out of a car….and looked me in the eyes and smile….me being the drunk, didn’t realize who it was, until later that day when my weird friend told me…it was a glorious moment I am sure she has absolutely no memory of…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…unmemorable to a bitch who has everything and who comes across countless people daily….but something I will cherish…because I know for that second we were together…I thought about fucking her ass so hard…there’s no way she didn’t feel it….even if she forgot about it….

What I’m trying to say is here she is happily married on the beach in mexico disappointing by not being in her bikini….

Here she is in IN HER ACTUAL BIKINI
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2011

Nov

Elisabetta Canalis Posing With her PETA Ad of the Day

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So Elisabetta Canalis did an ad where she got naked for Peta a few months ago…I POSTED THE US LAUNCH …..

She’s obvious….because she’s the bottom feeding wallet fucker who got on Dancing With the Stars the first chance she got cuz she knew she had a small window of opportunity before people forgot she dated George Clooney…her claim to fame….and whether she is famous and successful or not back home doesn’t matter…she’s pretty much nothing but a groupie whore here….so getting naked for a campaign that will get promoted hard…just makes sense…and I doubt she believes in their philosophy, it just corresponded nicely to her objectives of being in the media…especially since eating meat has been her claim to fame, sure that meat was of the penis variety but you get what I’m saying….and that is that this is strictly another marketing hustle….even though she should be getting naked in video playing with herself if she really wanted to make it in America….

Either way, I guess they are launching it in another country…because here she is standing with the shit….dressed like a fucking dude like George Clooney likes it…probably cuz she doesn’t care to look good or put the effort in, cuz it’s not for an American launch..and America is the only market she’s into getting into….but here are the pics anyway.

Here’s the lovely video…

And the pics…..

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