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2011

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Staying up until 5 am drinking a lot alone and talking to dudes online about who the hottest webcam girls online are at 5 am is pretty pathetic, I know because I did it last night…I lived it….and I”m here to tell the story….. not that there’s much of a story….but next time, I may muster up the energy to leave the house anf find real girls….the over priced sex doll, or leaving a breathing bitches is TBD….

Which naturally brings me to my next point…To all the veterens who died for our freedom and/or oil interest of governments…respect.

To the rest of you. Fuck yourself.

What is a Threesome? No Really – VIDEO
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The Hottest Sports Movie Babes: Villains, Love Interests or Eye Candy?
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Who Has the Winning T.I.T.S. — Taylor Vixen or This Girl?
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Swing Circle Fail
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Check Out Jen, you’ll Be Glad You Did
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Kris Kardashian is a Slut Just Her Daughter Which I Guess is Where Kim Got It From
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Her Pussy is a Water Fountain
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the 50 Hottest Underboob Photos of All Time
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Kunt Gosselin got a Job, Jesus Christ
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stepLINKS of the Day

I am bored of getting girls to send me nudes…..they are always terrible….I’ve decided to go back to watching produced porn….cuz everyday girls just can’t hack it anymore…..I mean unless it is in person, and I’ve got their titty in my mouth for free at the bar, in which case, everyday girls are good, I mean everyday girls shine in person, more comfortable with their slut being kept private…you know cuz they don’t want to risk pictures raping them when they try to be president in 20 years or some shit…

Either way, Drinking time, thursday night mean college girls beware….Here are the stepLINKS….

Kanye in Leather Pants Staring Down ASs
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The Hottest Dick Tits of All Time
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Funny Racist Walmart Fail
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Beyonce Releases a Slutty VIdeo Trailer
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More Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pics
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Best Jack And Jill Bad Reviews
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The UK’s Aubry O”Day
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Hope Solo and the Sexiest Sports Ladies Ever on Dancing with the Stars
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Lucy Pinder Topless Bathtub Twitter Pics… Bring A Friend!
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Nikki Reed Up Skirt Panty Peek
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85 Years of Route 66 in Picture
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Yoga Meets Break Dancing
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ASHTON KUTCHER TWITTER FAIL IS ONE OF THE BEST STORIES OF THE DAY
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Help Make a Gloomy Day Better
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Gotta Love Sexy Hidden Cameras
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Amanda Marie is Girl Next Door Sexy
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Six Fascinating Videos of Real Life Pimps In Action – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Girls In Horrible Remakes
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Sophia Vergara Insane Cleavage
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Take a Ride with the Sperm Bank Bike – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is the QUEEN of the MILFS and That’s It
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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One Dildo In Her Pussy Ain’t Gonna Cut It – VIDEO
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Rachel Ray No Bra Wonky Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Looks Like She is Swearing a Wedding Dress
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Darren Aronofsky’s Anti-Meth PSAs Are One Giant WTF – VIDEO
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Garret McNamara Breaks Surf Record 90ft. and It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Zabeena Harris is One Hot Model
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Sticking Your Head Up Your Own Ass – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson is Bent Over
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Patrick Swayze’s Niece Just Married a Neo Nazi That Was Going to Try and Kill Barack Obama
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Pam Rodriguez Has One Hot Body
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Sativa and Celeste Get It On
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Inanimate Pornography – A Porno Vid Where Everything Gets It On
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Aria is Red Hot in This Solo Video
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7 Billion Particles Per Frame – VIDEO
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This Guys Pants ARe Gay and Not Gay as In Homosexual, Gay as In SHITTY
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Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Pics From Thailand! OW!
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She is One Busty Teen – VIDEO
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Those Taiwanese Animation People Mad e avideo About the Justin Bieber Paternity Thing and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Nasty Jump Kick KO – VIDEO
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8 of the WORST Comid Book Movies of All Time
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Bria Miles….Nice
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gives Great Advice
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The Meth Project Turns me On Cuz Meth Addicts Off Perverts Options…..
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Mila Kunis Sluttiest Looks
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October’s Fail Compilation
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Kesha Eating Beard
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Doggie Beer – WTF
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Alba Showing Off Mom Body
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The 20 Hottest Girls From Commercials
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All Of Broadway
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Rihanna All Spread Out With Camel Toe
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Christina Aguilera Keeps Up Her Fight Against Spandex. FAIL
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Taylor Momsen. You Know, Black Lace Bra, Tits and Slutty On Stage. THAT Taylor Momsen
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Blake Lively’s Tits Spill Out
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Surfer Rides 90 Foot Wave – Breaks Record – Shit
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Naked Gymnastics
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Sexy CPR Lessons From Hot Sluts….
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Marine Fucks a Girl
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I Watched This Girl Fuck a Banana with her Hot Ass and Pussy Last Nigth –
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Nuts Magazine Does Titties
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Today’s SmutMEET
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Danica Thrall TItties Photoshoot
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SI 2012 Swimsuit Calendar
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Cat Deeley Bikini in Hawaii
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Does a 2012 Calendar of the Day

Here’s the line-up….

Poster/January: Julie Henderson
February: Anne V
March: Alyssa Miller
Left/April: Genevieve Morton
May: Irina Shayk
June: Chrissy Teigen
July: Kate Upton
August: Jessica White
Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker
October: Jessica Gomes
November: Hilary Rhoda
December: Esti Ginzburg

I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies…..

That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know….

Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.

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2011

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Danielle Panabaker Hot for Complex of the Day

Here’s some bitch who has been in such instant classic movies Friday the 13th and Piranha 3DD but more importantly she’s got a younger sister named Kay who starred in some Disney movies with her, which means only one thing, someone learned how to suck dick for work at a young age…not that it matters…even saying that about Disney people is getting irritating, cuz like Penn State, shit is just fact…powerful people are sick….and you would probably be sick too if you were a powerful person, cuz I’m kinda sick with no power….if you know what I mean.

My friends at COMPLEX did a shoot with her, for whatever reason, I mean these are the people who called me the man of 2008…..back in 2007…boy did I let them down….but friends tend to do that to a person…..


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2011

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Amber Heard Throwback Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

The movie is called The River Why…..The topless skinny dipper is Amber Heard, a girl I’ve grown to love in recent months and I don’t really have to say much more than that, cuz it is late nigth and I’m posting this for a bunch of ungrateful cunts, when really thinking life would be far more entertaining if the ungrateful cunt was attached to Amber Heard’s pelvis, because lets face it, she’s good, even if she doesn’t have the time of day for any of you….now gawk her…imagining yourself cumming inside her like the creep you are and help get her more naked movie gigs….

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2011

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Jessica Simpson Twitter Pregnant Tits of the Day

Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation….

Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces…..

Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune….

While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty….

Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.

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2011

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stepNEWS of the Day

I am less interested in pedophiles in college sport…because I hate hearing stories about pedophiles especially when it is about raping 10 year old boys….but also because I have always known all sports have pedophiles since I was in little league and the coach tried to make us put baseballs in his ass…or maybe it was the bat…or maybe I saw that in a movie…either way, anywhere there are kids, there’s a pervert who gets off to kids whether when masturbating, or when he can’t help but follow through…

I am far mor into people shop lifting using their underwear, teachers fucking their teeen students, preachers killing heathens, and whatever else we’ve compiled her for you today…Enjoy…

Minnesota Thief Hides Fur Coat In Underwear
A Minnesota woman was sentenced to two years in jail after being caught shoplifting a mink coat by shoving it in her underwear.

Raw Video: Students Destroy TV Truck at PSU
Raw video obtained by Newscore, a Fox unit, shows angry Penn State students destroying a TV news truck after Joe Paterno was fired on Wednesday.

Pastor Pleads Guilty to Killing Church Member
A Missouri pastor plead guilty to murdering a church member that was having a 10 year affair with his wife.

Woman Catches Thief Trying To Return Her Stolen Christmas Presents
A Massachusetts woman was getting a head start on her Christmas shopping until someone stole her gifts. A few days later she met the suspect.

Police: Georgia Teacher Had Sex With Student

Fake School Nurse Theft Ring Busted
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Students Plot to Kill Jr. High Teacher
Five students are accused of plotting to kill an 8th grade teacher at San Tan Junior High in Chandler.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/students-plot-to-kill-jr-high-teacher/

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2011

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Trying to Look Up Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed’s Skirts of the Day

Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed…

Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.

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2011

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Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up….

I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope…….

I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie….

Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

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2011

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Mariah Carey Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

The above picture is a lie that people are trying to preted is Mariah Carey post baby weight…..70 pounds lighter….a year after she gave birth that resulted in some Jenny Craig spokesperson gig, that probably makes her a lot of money….but is obviously doctored…because you can’t have a spokesperson spilling out of her motherfucking dress….

The reality, see the pictures below, the bitch is still fat…so fat I was going to do a post on how she was inspired by Precious and working on Precious that she’s decided to be like those fat chicks on YOUTUBE Who track their weight gain and eating habits…emotionally eating their way into a fanbase of weirdos….hoping it will land her an oscar….

Don’t believe the Jenny Craig corporate lies….the proof is in the tight dress below…

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