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2011

20

Oct

Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pictures of the Day

I don’t know when these are from…but all the Victoria’s Secret shit is like groundhog day…it all looks the fucking same…year after year after year after year….but someone sent them into me…someone I assume who works at Victoria’s Secret, cuz that’s why they spend so much money on their bitches, as they know dudes will buy the shit for their wives, hoping it translates as well as it does with the models, at least just a little because even if it doesn’t at least the shit is better than the shit stain cotton shit she’s been wearing since the kids were born a decade earlier…and as much as I get that, and understand Victoria’s Secret shouldn’t ruin a good thing, I can’t help but hate them for being boring and more importantly ruining a good thing, natural cleavage….

They’ve invented these push up bras that make every bitch look like they have implants…which is nice when you’re like me and don’t get to go home with the bitches, but shitty for those who do…Just yesterday I was watching porn and she pulled off her push-up bra and shit – it was a dramatic fucking difference…and for that I post these pictures to forget everything I just wrote cuz it doesn’t matter.

Candice Swanepoel

Marloes Horst

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2011

20

Oct

Whitney Port Booty Picture of the Day

This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story.

Here’s the optical ass-lusion.

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2011

20

Oct

Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Dog Walking of the Day

I hate most actresses. I find them irritating, average looking, uninteresting and obvious but more importantly full of shit….

For some reason…I don’t really know why….I fucking love Amanda Seyfried….she is my porn..not that I’ve ever jerked off to her…or even the thought of her…cuz I’m not weird like that and prefer jerking off to way more disturbing shit cuz I’m desensitized….but she just looks good, is cute, doesn’t annoy me, chooses both faggy roles, and slutty roles, and even when she’s being boring as shit…which isn’t happening today because she finally brought out a pair of shorts and a shirt that bring out her hotnes, a hotness she should always show off….I still want to be three inches up her asshole with my tongue….something I have a feeling her dog knows all too much about, cuz according to my friend, all the girls he knows are letting their dogs eat them out…on the regular…something that has probably been going on since the dawn of man, but that is still fucking odd…..maybe even odd enough for me to jerk off to….bringing this post full circle, making Seyfried actually my porn and not just my beacon of hope in Hollywood…..amazing…

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2011

20

Oct

Jane Lynch Lesbian Crotch Pictures of the Day

I hate lesbians…partially cuz they won’t fuck me under an circumstance…but mainly because they hate me…all uptight and anti-penis because they were molested as a kid, or because no guys gave them attention growing up, or because they are ugly and the only human willing to fuck them is another woman cuz women are maternal and like to care for broken down, injured things to nurture them back to health….but I do love their haircuts, combat boots, overalls, and overall demeanor…real turn on…

So staring at Jane Lynch’s crotch, possibly rocking a strap-on set of balls, or maybe that’s a cameltoe and not a moose knuckle is only natural you know…cuz we all want what we can’t have…sometimes even when it looks like this…scary.

Posted in:Jane Lynch

2011

20

Oct

Taryn Manning and Her Little Period Friendly Shorts of the Day

Taryn Manning is my best Facebook friend….She consistently tells me off because she doesn’t like the comments I leave her, but unlike every other celeb I’ve followed on Twitter or added to Facebook, she hasn’t deleted me yet…maybe it is because she’s not actually a celeb, or maybe it is because she’s so mal-nourished and jacked on some kind of heroin or meth, like she looks like she is, that she can’t be bothered cuz she’s looking for her next hit, and really it all works out for me in the end, unlike these shorts, that may end up period stained, provided this slim frame, that I really love cuz I hate fat chicks, still gets her period….cuz I hear that’s the first to go when you’re body’s conserving all its energy…but I’m not a doctor…even though sometimes I wish I was….mainly cuz of all the vagina and titty they get to see…since even the worst, most infected ones they deal with have nothing on some that I’ve seen…cuz it’s the people who don’t get it treated and let it clear up on its own cuz they can’t be bothered who have it the worst…but enough about that…here’s a bitch in her little shorts…appreciate it.

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2011

20

Oct

Rihanna’s New Slutty Video of the Day



In case you haven’t seen the new Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris “We Found Love” video…that is obviously slutty…because that’s all Rihanna, or as I like to call her, the sexiest woman of 2011 according to Esquire magazine because she paid them off in efforts of re-branding herself as a sex symbol, knows…because it is something she was raised on, at least according to the Barbados jet ski operator who once told me when we met in a bar here that she was a teen prostitute to men from the UK, like Barbados has a Thailand underworld….Now I can’t prove that, but it would explain why someone with as little talent as her would make it…

Not that it matters, I love sluts and here’s the video, in honor of all the music videos I once jerked off to, before the internet….

Keep the smut coming …..cuz when it comes…so do we…

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2011

20

Oct

Top Girls Jumping on Beds Youtube Fetish Video of the Day

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This was a hard one to compile because most girls jumping on beds are 12. The more disturbing thing about that is that those videos of 12 year olds jumping on beds have more views than the slutty girls jumping on beds. It must be other 12 year olds, you know not weird perverts who jerk off to Toddlers in Tiaras cuz it is on basic cable every night…..if you know what I’m saying and if you don’t…it’s that Youtube attracts weirdos….

Here are the videos…

A Group in their Bikinis Jumping on Bed

These Girls ARe Stripping on a Bed….Which To Some May Count as Jumping…

THere are some Bed Jumps in this Video…

THis Pixelated Bikini Bed Jump is Definite Bed Jumping…

Jumping on Bed in Boots and Her Underwear…

I am sure there are more – but you ge the idea…

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2011

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A hot chick on facebook told me that she wants to fuck me but she needs to warn me about one thing….that she’s autistic…..

Now I’m not sure if she was joking or not, but I am sure that that is fucking amazing. It’s as close as I’ll ever get to fucking a robot. I mean other than that time I tried fucking the VCR slot….or that time I tried fucking the vaccuum….or that time…fuck it…here are the morning hangover dump…toiletless and without pain, discomfort or smells…

Man I Know I Make Fun of them A Lot But Man, Sometimes Skaters so Some Nutty Shit
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50 Hottest Ice Girls in NHL History
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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Now That’s What I Call Instant Karma
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The Greaqt American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World
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Aida is Sexy on the Beach
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Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked Which Means Absolutely Nothing
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Gotta Love Some Teen Masterbation – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Who Are Older Than They Look
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Drunk Girls Are the Best
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2011

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl sent me in an email asking me whether I like sex or blowjobs better, when I said blowjobs, because putting gross things in your mouth has always been a passion of mine, especially when those gross things are part of me, not to mention when those gross things are only found after much searching, because of the fatness, clit-size and hair, but more importantly, cuz it’s less work for a lazy man than fucking………but the weirdest thing in all this is that a girl sent me an email asking me anything sexual…I mean shit, that usually only happens if I’m paying….weird….or maybe she’s actually a he…cuz gay dudes are deviants…either way, she didn’t send nudes, making this story a waste of time….How about those exotic animals in Ohio getting killed….huh?! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….

What aren’t a waste of time, are my stepLINKS….CLICK CLICK CLICK them…

Joe Manganiello’s with Some Implant Bitch in a Bikini
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GUY EATS A GIANT SCORPIAN WTF OF THE DAY – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts of the Day
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Rihanna’s New Racy Video
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Crazy Back Flip Video
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Amanda Seyfried is So Hot When She Walks her Dog….
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COCK BLOCKED – A Katy Perry Upskirt
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Ivana Trump’s Huge Rich Tits
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Casting the 25 Sexiest Athletes….
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20 Hottest Naked Peta Models
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Instant Karma
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Daily Show Occupies Wall Street
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Asians Know How to Epic Win – VIDEO
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Layla is On Her Knees
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Sara Jay is All Sorts of Sexy
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The 100 Hottest Sideboob Photos of All Time
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The 50 Best Car Sex Scenes in Movies
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Free Cam Show. Don’t Waste Time
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Now That is One Huge Dildo
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50 Steamiest Sex Symbols in Sports
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Meet Selena Gomez’s Alter Ego – VIDEO
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Courtney Love is Still a Crackhead of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Upskirt on THE XFACTOR
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Even The President Hates The Kardashians
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It’s Miss Universe 2004 in a bikini
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Epic Chinese Boat Launch Fail
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Tyra Banxxx Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Laura Dore vs. Jessica Burciaga
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Bad Girls Club Riots – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hot Asian Honey
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Janessa and Roxie Get It On
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May Anderson Has Some Sexy Nude Leaks
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Elisabeth Olsen is Totally Hot
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Kelly Rowland’s Sexy New Video
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Now She’s Patriotic
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Is Justin Bieber Cheating On Selena Gomez With Argentine Macarena Lemos?
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Some Perfect Teen Tits – VIDEOS
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jenna
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Does FHM
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Maria Menounos’ Profile Of Sexy Perfection
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Striptease of the Day
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Staring Down Katie Holmes Shirt
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Awesome Floating House in ENgland
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Naomi Campbell Hotness…
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Rosie Huntington in a Tube Top Hotness
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Sweet Revenge
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Miranda Kerr Shows Off The 100 Million Dollar Bra WHile Kids Die in Africa Bra
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Rosie Huntington’s in a Nude Corset and I want to fuck her talentless, Megan Fox Replacement Anus
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Even President Obama Hates The Kardashians.
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Christina Millian And Her Tits Appropriately Dressed… If You’re A Fucking Hooker!
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Vanessa Minnillo Hot But Useless
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Drunk Girls Are the Best
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20 Hot Girls Dressed Like Beer Maids
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Siamese Twins Make the Best 20s Freakshow Circus Music
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Today’s LIfe Changing and Amazing Smut Meet
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Naked Skinny Teen Girl Fetish
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Rosie Jones Naked Large TIts…
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Cable TV Nudity
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Gretchen Rossi Goes for a Run With More Make-Up on than a Hooker
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2011

19

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits in a One Piece of the Day

People think I hate Sofia Vergara cuz I always talk shit about her, calling her out for being a single mother who whored out to get famous and it worked, but they don’t realize, I love girls who whore out to get anything, especially things I can afford…

It’s just obvious that someone like her, you know the chosen one amongst millions of immigrants coming into Miami, Texas and LA on Raft or in the back of a van, had to work extra hard to get noticed that or she was in with a drug cartel that hooked her up by threatening to ruin people…

See, she does have awesome tits, and she does look good for a 45 year old mom, and maybe that’s enough…but I don’t know, all the hot illegals I know are strippers or chamber maids, so maybe I just don’t get this “Pretty Woman”, saved by Richard Gere, shit.. it’s not really my scene…

But I do know staring at tits is my scene…so I’m digging this vacation….and you should be too.

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