I used to be the 3000th biggest website on the interent. Now I am the 10,000th. That reminds me how fleeting my relevance is. So that’s why I link to these good sites doing things better. Embittered. Jaded and Failed Never Has Been….

Good thing I don’t care about commercial success, popularity, internet stardom, or groupie bitches cuz if I did, I’d be pretty disappointed in myself….I’m more into the status quo, barely getting by, only fat chicks will fuck me cuz no one else will fuck them….way of life.

Here are stepLINKS…..lots of amazing stepLINKS… so many amazing stepLINKS….click em….and weep.

Posted in:Uncategorized

Rose McGowan is the best at Halloween…She has some of my favorite breasts in Hollywood…so this nipple flash is the kind of trick or treat loot bag of booty I’d want on this now magical Halloween Day…and she’s got a fucking mustache keeping this costume current for movemember…Genius…

Posted in:Uncategorized

It’s kinda hard to get excited or even care when some Playboy chick who has re-packaged herself as a nerd reporter / correspondent because it has more longevity or maybe garners more talent and respect – because it’s real easy to have naked pics of yourself taken, but much harder to dress in fetish gear and talk about random videogames/ nerd shit….even when her costume is hugging her vagina you’ve all seen before…

I get it, she was young, jumped on the Playboy train to break into the scene and now she’s doing the Jenny McCarthy…but I prefer when playboy chicks turn to porn….Mainstream is so dull…even when dressed like this…

Posted in:Uncategorized

Writing that title made me feel like a teenage girl, so I’m going to go out and find out….

Halloween’s not over til Miley shows some tit…..Shit this party was like a teenager/pedophile’s wet dream except for the fact that all these bitches are older than 18, legal internationally to fuck or take naked pictures of, they are just marketed to teens, cuz teens have all the money….or something…or maybe it’s that teens are too dumb as fuck to know what’s quality and who really needs to analyze this…I’m late for high school to let out…don’t blame me – blame Miley and the fact that thanks to google she’s eternally 15 and half naked….Google you porn peddler….

And some Zac Effron in booty shorts for the gays….cuz he’s gay…just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her Relationship contract with him…

Posted in:Uncategorized

Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside…

So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be…

These pictures mock us.

Posted in:Uncategorized

Scarlett Johansson spoke to Vanity Fair about something I’ve been trying to tell girls for many years and that is that there is nothing wrong with nude pics, taking nude pics, or shooting porno…..here’s the quote…

“Those are old, from three years ago,” she told Vanity Fair of the hacked photos, which went viral earlier this year and sparked an FBI investigation.

“They were sent to my husband,” she added, meaning her now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. She also said for the first time that she was the one who snapped the two nude photos.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”

Which would be more believable if she didn’t get the FBI to stop working on drug cartels, kiddie porn rings, and terrorism plots in order to find the guy who answered her security question in her email to get this shit…even though the real mystery is where he found her email….I can only assume it is an inside job…I mean coupled with the whole CNN interview with the hacker report the day he was in jail….like it was on a set, or at least set up….makes me think publicity stunt…

Because seriously, nude pics aren’t a big deal…but people go nuts when they see them….shit goes viral…when what the FBI should be investigating is what she’s smoking on set in these pics….

Posted in:Uncategorized

I may post on Amanda Seyfried too much, but as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan site, because Amanda Seyfried is my favorite pussy in Hollywood, you know the new Lohan…..I have no choice….

If you’re wondering why I like her, other than the obvious reason, that she’s hot….then I’ll list the reasons here…She gets naked in movies, completely naked, and when naked, has sex scenes, with both men and women and she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity thing, she doesn’t work the paparazzi like an attention seeking, if anything she’s fucking miserable, boring, and unshowered for the paparazzi in a not giving a fuck cuz she knows she’s hot kind of way….

She’s played the celeb thing right…and I predict a long career, until getting pregnant and ruining herself….and as long as I’m alive and she’s around, I’ll be watching from afar, penis in hand….

Here she is at a movie premiere in some shorts so shiny I can see myself in them…

Posted in:Uncategorized

Here are some picture of Fergie dressed up as what I assume is a Toddler in a Tiara, because that’s TLC’s kiddie porn show all the perverts are masturbating to, increasing their ratings, making them think it’s something that actually interests us, while motivating other moms to abuse their kids into the shit, in efforts of making in on the show, while paving the way for future strippers and pornstars…..

Well, as lovely as Fergie is as a person who once held my hand a few years ago, I think the real costume is whatever’s going on with her neck…it’s turned old lady, and maybe it’s the meth, or maybe it is the natural aging process, but whatever it is….shit’s scary….Could a teen icon from the 90s actually be middle aged….how will I be able to take her dance routine seriously when performing with the Black Eyed Peas….oh right…I never did…

Posted in:Uncategorized

Thanks to twitter…I could go through the whole process of Heidi Klum’s second Seal costume, to honor the man who came in her enough times to have a little army together, and unlike yesterday’s scarface costume, today she’s a Monkey, and as a guy who is not a racist, I would never imply Seal is a Monkey because he is of African decent, I obviously, was saying she’s dressed like him, because they are wearing matching costumes…obviously….

That said, I love me some Klum, and she’s wild on Halloween…looks a lot of fun and uses her movie contacts, large amount of disposable income proper, so here are the pics she posted to twitter that I stole to share with you because if you just went to twitter to find it yourself, that’d make me absolutely irrelevant, which luckily I am…but you don’t need to know that…

Posted in:Uncategorized

I wrote to Kate Upton and Chrissy Tiegan, not that they read what I wrote, but that’s the beauty of twitter…..either way I tweeeted to them that I would take their pictures that already live on twitter, save them to my computer, put them up to my site and write some useless drivel about their lives, cuz I don’t have a life of my own, and instead of being at the party with them, offering you my perspective of the shit, I just post their shit along with every other internet loser and say how hot it is….cuz it is hot….

Since I’m a man of his word…sometimes, when it is convenient, here are pics of some bikini models hanging out in costume, one a skeleton getting sucked, the other a toddler in tiara getting her ass sniffed, in a way that makes me wish I wasn’t in a committed relationship with my couch…and reminds us that we were at the wrong party last night…

But luckily re-using other people’s pictures everyone else posts is as good as being there and it is starting to depress me…..but then I look at these pictures and realize how good they are…and that I can’t actually compete, or be depressed when pussy like this exists…. so I’ll just go along with this hotness….along with everyone else….Now here are some good girls using twitter right…

Thanks Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton for reminding us life doesn’t suck for everyone…

Posted in:Uncategorized