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2011

17

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Looking Amazing of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale looking her best and I am saying that because she is hiding her face and I have spent a few years of my miserable life ripping into her for being ugly and needing a head transplant cuz I’m a jerk….I only did it because I thought her winning some hottest starlet at some teen award was sending kids the wrong message….and I knew that it was just another Hollywood lie…that needed to be outted….I didn’t mean for it to give her a complex….because she’s fine looking as an everyday girl….she just chose to be a hollywood girl…and by hollywood standards she’s ugly….and needs to acknowledge that otherwise she’s just a liar and no one likes liars…right?

In a sick way, I like to hink I am resposnible for this complex…..but she was getting nose jobs long before I knew she existed….it’s just nice to feel relevant sometimes…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

17

Oct

Model May Anderson’s Nude Pic Scandal of the Day

May Anderson is a model who is probably best known for being in SI Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret….I mean until today…where she’ll now be known for releasing some great nude, pornographic, bondage, vagina with dildo and anal beads, supermodel gone porno pictures, because lets face it, models love having their pics taken they are already practically pornstars, cuz there’s just a fineline between being naked for fashion, being naked, and being naked with bondage gear….not to mention all the photogs they hang with shoot this kind of shit for “ART” so when other people release this kind of thing, it’s a far bigger deal….Now everyone knows her name….


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Posted in:May Anderson

2011

17

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news….it’s amazing….even better than the time you found out that I didn’t have AIDS…even though you had unprotected sex for over a decade with seedy bitches cuz you assumed it was just a gay disease…

Islanders Girl Wipes Out on Live TV
On a live shot from Nassau Coliseum an Islanders Ice girl loses her fight with gravity

Tanning Bed Peeping Tom Busted in MS
A reserve police officer is accused of secretly taping teenage girls using his private tanning bed, but was caught by the girls.

Seattle Superhero Reveals Identity
Seattle ‘Superhero’ Phoenix Jones revealed his true identity before a court hearing for an arrest when trying to break up a fight.

Cross-Dressing Robbers Steal Hangbags

McDonald’s Cashier Attacks Customers
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/mcdonalds-cashier-attacks-customers/

Pot-Shaped Candy Causes Controversy
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/pot-shaped-candy-causes-controversy-2/

Wal-Mart Heiress Arrested for DUI on Her Birthday
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/wal-mart-heiress-arrested-for-dui/

IndyCar’s Wheldon Dies in 15-Car Wreck – RIP Motherfucker

Chicago School FIght
A brutal Chicago school fight was caught on video

Haunted House Billboard Offends Neighborhood
A haunted house billboard is creating a racial controversy in a Western Pennsylvania neighborhood. The Hayloft owners say that it was unintentional.

Feds Bust Bowling Alley Escort Ring in Michigan
http://www.redlasso.com/local/feds-bust-bowling-alley-escort-ring/

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Oct

Fat Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions…

That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type..


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

17

Oct

Pregnant Beyonce Showing Off Tit of the Day

I love the bullshit scandal about Beyonce faking her pregnancy….I don’t know why, maybe it is cuz it is such a ridiculous thing to do…even though I have my theories about Jay Z and her being business partners and not actually fuck partners….cuz Jay Z owns the right to Rihanna and according to Esquire she’s the sexiest bitch of 2011…so why would he bother with some fat has been trying to hold on….see I figure Beyonce just wants to maintain a relationship with her fried chicken, you know rekindle it like back when they sponsored her tour and she had an all access pass to their deep fried goodness, while getting press that she’s a mom, only to adopt a kid in 9 months and pretend it is hers….

The whole thing may be confusing, but I’m sure it is fact..but then again I’m a pretty paranoid person and I believe nothing…especially when the baby bump folds in half….and Beyonce’s the kind of girl who only fucks herself in front of the mirror while laying on a pile of diamonds…who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Here she is busting out.

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

17

Oct

Christina Milian Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Christina Milian is in one of those music videos you probably used to masturbate to before you had the internet…because it was slutty as fuck as she tried to re-invent herself from whatever she was before this video…

Because I’m not gonna bother doing background research, when all I really care about is that she’s at some Vegas event, hosting some end of season party, wearing some one-piece type bathing suit where the tits connect to the twat, even though she’s a mom, and mom’s aren’t supposed to be at trashy vegas events until they’re 50th birthday party, but she’s showing off some titty, and despite knowing her vagina is probably some kind of battlefield thanks to natural child birth, I can ignore that, since it’s strategically covered, and focus on what’s good….which is the fact that she doesn’t use condoms.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2011

17

Oct

Top Girls Eating Popsicles Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I finally got a fetish request….I’ve been doing this feature I call Youtube is a pornsite cuz people jerk off to their really weird, inappropriate, creepy videos more than they let people believe. There’s so much smut on the shit….and finally a dude emailed in asking for the top girls sucking popsicle videos…because he’s a sick fuck…after hours of digging through youtube, these are the best I could get, since a lot of 12 year olds have videos called “Deep Throating” and popsicles videos seem to be the gateway for kids getting into sex…shit I’d never post here…but that youtube posts and has millions of views on….

So here are legal bitches sucking popsicle.

Vintage Gong Show Popsicle Perversion…

Romantic Popsicle Sucking…

Annoying Bitch With a Popsicle Who Needs to Get Hate Fucked For Being So Annoying…

Girl Going Nuts Eating Her Popsicle

Not Sure if this is a Popsicle…But it is Penis Shaped…and Might as Well Should be…

Some Girl With Cleavage Sucks Her Popsicle Bad

Some Punk Chick….and her Popsicle that Matches her Drapes…huh?

An Asian and her Popsicle…

Asian Getting Fed a Popsicle…

Weird School Girl Popsicle Fetish Video

She’s Trying to Seduce Us….With Her Popsicle..

Big Lips on a Popsicle….

Half Naked Chick on a Popsicle…

Weird Chick Thinks She’s Being Suggestive Eating her Popsicle…

One More Chick in a Bikini Top Sucking a Popsicle…

Last One – Bella Donna on a Popsicle…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

17

Oct

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked and Having Sex of the Day

After the success of the Is This Olivia Munn Naked post…I figure all you perverts like celebrity look alikes in amateur porn…because a reader sent in these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, assuming they were the other hacked pictures the hacker put out to the internet before getting shut the fuck down, while I’m pretty covinced these are just pictures of some girl who resembles Scarlett Johansson….that’s not to say these aren’t her or that Scarjo doesn’t have these kinds of pics floating around….because let’s face it she went from obscure to huge pretty fast…all while being marketed as this hot piece that was clearly a hell of a lot of marketing…cuz despite being pudgy and decent looking, she was never the level they played her out to be and my theory on that is blowjobs paved the way, it’s the modern “Selling your soul to the devil”…but I’m pretty sure these aren’t pics documenting that….what do you think?


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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Monday Morning are my favorite time of the week. I mean when I’m out drinking friday and saturday night I just wish it was Monday morning…because I’m the unemployed kind of guy who may be poor but loves mocking those of you forced to work….not that this site attracts people who work, but the few of you who are working…what fucking suckers, buying into the American Dream lie….enjoy making someone else more money than they make you….sucker.

I thought I was desensitized – but this is the most traumatic video I’ve seen on the internet – warning – it’s traumatic –
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Free Cam Shows, Lets Start This Week Off With a Bang
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Claudia Costa Will Clean Your Place
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Insanely Flexible Babe That I Can Only Imagine Violating
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Daisy is Hot in Lingerie
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini
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Live Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Big Tittied Teen on Video – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Girls In Horrible Remakes
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I Wonder If This is What They Meant When They Said Print is Dead
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Jerry Lawler’s Ex Gf and Wife Naked…
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Posted in:MHD

2011

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bar. Saw old ladies dancing like they were young. Remembered how cheesy people are, tried to drink to forget, saw barmaids dancing on stripper poles and the only thing that separates them from strippers was that strippers get paid and get naked but I saw at least one vagina lip….unfortunately, the only video I got from the night was deleted by the bouncer cuz I was obvious trying to shoot up their skirts….

Here are the stepLINKS…

I love Ambrosio in Her Bikini
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Kirk Camerons Office Birthday is the Funniest Thing I Have Seen All Day
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Victoria’s Secrets Million Dollar Bras Throughout the Years
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Hot Bitch Posing in Bed
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Charlie’s Angels is Cancelled – Thank God
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Amazing Cocktail Serving Skills
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Lady Gaga Disgusting on Set
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Live Web Cam Shows, Because Your Weekend Doesn’t Have to Be Dull
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This Base Jump Will Make You Want to Puke – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey Wrestle In Oatmeal – VIDEO
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Guess Who is Ready for a Divorce??
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Some Sexy Twitter Pics to End Your Friday Right
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Jenny Brings the Hotness in a Mesh Shirt
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Free Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
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Spy Cam Sexiness – VIDEO
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The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever
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Looking Good Sweetheart Will Give You Nightmares
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Kelly Prestons Birthday Breasts
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Nicole Richie is Looking Tight
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Guess What New Show Got Cancelled Already Even Tho It Was Filled With Sluts? (Not Plyboy Club…Though That Got Canned Too)
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Caption for this Photo: ME WANT FOOD
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Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Monica Cruz
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You Could Use Some Pictures Of A Hot Blonde In Your Life
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Crazy Thailand Gamer. Jesus Christ – VIDEO
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Milla Mason Hot Tits
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Rihanna Likes Touching Strippers And Got in Trouble For It, So Thats One Thing Her and I Have in Common
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Some Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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ornstar Kristina Rose Shows Us How She Warms Up Her Ass
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Denisa and the Golden Vibrator
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A History of Bikes
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God I Love a Long Pair of Legs
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Leilani Dowding & Her “VH1’s Tough Love” Cast Members Hit The Beach!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Amateur Redhead Hotness
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Lady Gaga = Still Insane
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Anjelica and Sandra Get It On
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Eva Mendes’ Nipple Does Elle France
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Eva Longoria Looking Extra Bootylicious Thanks To Skin-Tight Leggings
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Some Behind The Scenes of a Puke Scene in Some Movie
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Car Jumps Rope
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Little Booty In Yoga Pants
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Wouldn’t You Like To Stick Your Cock In This
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Pippa Middleton Shows Off Her Sweet Royal Assets
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The Gov’t is Trying to Ruin Your Sex Life….Drug Bust Fetish
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Nerd Porn….
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Today’s Smut Meet….
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How To Eat Pussy….
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Model Lily Cole Totally Naked with Vagina Lip for a Mag
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Nicky Whelan Topless For Maxim
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Adrianne Palicki Hott in Lingerie
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Michelle Hunziker’s Ass at the Gym
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Geri Ginger Spice Hallowell Hot Body in a Tight Dress
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