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2011

20

Sep

Anna Faris and Some Other Bitches at the What’s Your Number Premiere Premiere of the Day

Here’s Ana Faris and her tits….that I can only assume are implants, or maybe just in an intense push up bra, because the engineers at the billion dollar lingerie companies have the ability of pushing titty to their full potential, making the average man assume we’re dealing with a porn slut, only to drag them home after slipping something in their drink, cuz that’s the only way guys like you get laid, and I’m trying to make this post relatable, pretty angry when they realize they’ve been lied to….

See, I really have no idea who Ana Faris is, but I’ve done posts on her in the past and she’s hot enough to notice…just not hot enough to remember…

Who the fuck is this scary Eliza Coupel…I want those eyes staring back as me as I fuck her mouth…

Karyn Bosnak cuz She’s Showing Some Bra….and Fat or Not…It is Still a Bra…and sometimes that’s enough….

Posted in:Anna Faris

2011

20

Sep

Jane Fonda Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s plastic faced, 73 year old, Jane Fonda, the work out queen you jerked off to in the 60s to 80s, all spandex and camel toed, with leotards and leg warmers on, dancing around the room like a fucking slut trying to make you cum without actually in porn…and now you can jerk off to her in the 10s….at least if you’re like me…and you have a grandmother fetish…cuz I will and I have fucked the elderly and more importantly, even the regular aged bitches I fuck don’t have shit on this….even if she’s all calcium deficient and collagen droopy…I have no standards, get over it, while checking out some 73 year old pussy bending over….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that this is hot, these pants are hot, grannies are as hot as the cookies they bake for church bazzaars…I’ll just post the pics now.

Posted in:Jane Fonda

2011

20

Sep

Some Natasha Lyonne Does Lesbianism of the Day

The only thing that can explain what’s gone on with Natasha Lyonne is lesbianism……we kinda saw this coming back in her beach pics a few years ago…

Posted in:Natasha Lyonne

2011

20

Sep

Jessica Biel Pregnant With Timberlake Sperm of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Beil pregnant with Justin Timberlakes baby, assuming these aren’t pictures from the set of some movie, but more importantly, assuming that she can actually have a baby and isn’t the tranny, rock hard muscular dude a lot of people label her as, when I just assume she’s got a vagina, but her ovaries all jacked on steroids and unable to produce eggs…and more importantly assuming Justin Timberlake isn’t a gay…even if he’s rumored to fucking some of the greatest girls in Hollywood…doesn’t mean he doesn’t only fuck them up the ass…not to mention, this prosthetic belly is ghetto and looks like it belongs on a muppet….making this post good for people with a pregnancy fetish without all the shit pregnancy comes with…

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

20

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely’s Leg of the Day

Here are some Glamour shots of model turend low level actor, better known as Megan Fox replacement, who spent her earlier career getting naked for money, unlike Megan Fox who was all ABC family, who got an ego for being hot and decided to never get naked…and I’m digging this old hollywood vibe, and you’re digging that she lets bald dudes, so long as they are billionaires, inside her…..but I’m not digging that I can’t see up her dress, you’d think any self- respecting fame hungry whore woulda played this out differently…but at least we have HER TOPLESS MODELING CAREER TO REFERENCE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

20

Sep

Some Dancing With the Stars Bottom Feeding Whores Dancing of the Day


I don’t watch Dancing With The Has-Beens and the Never Was….It’s all media hype, I’m convinced targeted to middle America Wal Mart employees and trailer park dwellers with their wide screen tvs. I just can’t imagine anyone giving a fuck about watching nobodies in dance…but it’s popular and my twitter was blowing up with the shit all night…so I guess I’m wrong about the show…

I’m just not wrong about it being some long hanging fruit people hoping for a second wind in the flacid penis that is their career…

So the two breakout nobodies are Kristen Cavalair and Elisabetta Canalis in terms of sex appeal, and the rumor is that you can judge a girl’s fuck by her dance moves, so here they are….saving you the headache of watching the shit on tv…

Kristen Cavalari

Elisabetta Canalis

Chaz Bono

Posted in:DWTS 2011

2011

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am so mad that I didn’t get my news story on video….I pretty much witnessed a drunken daytime rape fantasy, or actual rape….and instead of pulling out a camera….I fucked up…

But luckily the world is filled with crazy people and those two crazy people were just two people in the grand scheme of the world of insane people….

here’s some news…

Cops: Man took lewd photos of men in Boston subway bathroom
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Charlie Sheen on Wendy Williams
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VIDEO: Georgia Firefighter Prank Disturbs Some
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California Hockey Mom Accused of Sex with Son’s Teammates
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Teen Suspended For Banana Suit at Game
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PA high school game ends in massive brawl
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Connecticut babysitter has history of sex with underage boys
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CT man flew underage girl to have sex with her
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Suspect falls from balcony after taser shot by police
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Caught on Tape: Boston man almost crushed by subway train
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Man arrested for overdue library books in Iowa
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Gumby Bandit speaks
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Business offers free AK47 to new clients
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Virginia Starbucks Sued over Camera in Bathroom
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2 More UMd Students Report Being Groped
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Man banned from plane for T-shirt
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

20

Sep

Damien Hirst Labia Tattoo / Vagina Art of the Day

There’s an interesting contemporary artist, you know the kind of guy who does ridiculous shit with dead animals, that celebrities pay millions of dollars for, named Damien Hirst….

There’s a new magazine called Garage that decided to turn a girl’s vagina into a butteryfly for their premiere edition….a butterly tattooed by the artist.

The girl’s name is Shauna Taylor and here is her vagina, turned into a butterfly permanently, by an artist who has officially made her cunt worth a million dollars, provided she got it amputated and put in a fucking jar, cuz when it’s attached to a bitch, you can only get a couple hundred bucks an hour if you’re good.

Here’s what she said about participating in it….

I would have been stupid not to be part of this project. I have a piece of art on my vagina. Not one single person can ever say they gave birth through a Damien Hirst piece of art. I can [if I ever give birth].

I think it was a clever way for her to get publicity…and I’m always down to look at twat….but I can’t find other pics of Sauna Taylor…

Here are the pics of the vagina art…

I love that this contributes to me being called a porn site, when every fashion site is posting the shit, and everyone is calling it art, but when I post it, it’s porn….even though anyone jerking off to this or anything else on the site is fucked.

Posted in:Damien Hirst

2011

20

Sep

Dirty Panty Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Someone told me that youtube makes 10 dollars off every 1000 views they get on a video. This is because they have banners in video and around videos.

This doesn’t factor in that every person viewing their shit ends up visiting dozens of other videos, getting lost in the site….

So a roung estimate of the handful of these dirty panty fetish videos I pulled off youtube, and not factoring all the other dirty panty videos, just these dirty panty videos is around 500,000 views….which works out to be about $5000…

Therefore this list of dirty panty videos made Google, Youtube and their pervert shareholders over $5000 in revenue…because youtube is a fucking porn site people use to jerk off, it’s just masked as if it isn’t….

I’m gonna find the TRUTH…..and expose it like it was my penis and this was public transit….

Yellow and Disgusting…….Ex Girlfriend Panties…

Shit Filled Panties….

Another disgusting pair of panties….

Panties in a Dumpster

A Girl Selling Her Dirty Panties

Nice intro pic so we know who the dirty panty belongs to

Hotter Dirty Panty Peddling…

More Ex GF Stained Pantis…

Thanks for showing me your wife’s panties

51,000 people wanted to see these dirty panties…

But 70,000 people wanted to see these dirty panties..

Sister’s friend dirty thong…….

Ok…enough dirty panties…it’s boring…revloting and I made my fucking point…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

20

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the craziest shit ever….

There is an inuit home for people from the deep north to come to the city for whatever reason and never leave because they get caught up on drinking and not wanting to live in the deep north….

So I’m walking down the street and I see this crazy looking motherfucker who I think just left a school shooting and he walks up to a girl, throws her to the ground, drags her into an alley and I’m wondering if I should help, but I’m no hero, so I wait a few minutes, walk by the alley, cuz I’m semi-concerned and don’t want to be responsible for a death indirectly, and bitch is wiping her fucking pussy with toilet paper….making me think I just witnessed a rape fantasy in broad daylight….

It was inspiring.

Here are some links from around the internet, also inspiring.

So That’s What Happens When You Put a Turbo on a Minivan
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What We Learned from Mayweather’s Win
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Best Pics of the League’s Hottest Squad
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Free Cam Shows, a Great Day Isn’t a Great Day Without Some Tits
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Sophia Vergara Hotness
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Kid on Scooter FAIL
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I’d Like to Be All Over April
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Pathetic
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Live Cam Show Hotness
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Hottie Rubs One Out on Video
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The 50 Hottest Asian Porn Stars of All Time
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RIP Frances Bay aka HOLLYWOODS GRANDMA! – BONUS VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD