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2011

19

Sep

Britney’s Got a Gun of the Day

So much of me wishes these were pictures of Britney having another Bi-Polar episode, only this time, instead of shaving her head to rid herself of evidence she was doing drugs, cuz it would have cost her her kids and a lot of money in the custody battle with K-Fed…..she’s shooting her record label, maybe some people at the mall, her family all for using her as a tool to make them all money….I’m talking medicating her, and forcing her to perform when all she wants to do is sleep and eat cheetos….cuz she’s a money making machine…

I guess I just like to believe revenge is bittersweet, and seeing her go down without a fight would be a huge fight….

But reality is she’s just filming a music vidoe…but at least most of you have girl and gun fetishes cuz it is the American dream….in the fucking constitution…and she’s doing it in shorts…Love it.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

19

Sep

Miley Cyrus in her Panties of the Day

I think 18 year old girls in their panties is always amazing…whether they are cunts…or just have tight, barely used compared to the sluts I know, even if they are sluts who rocked the Disney execs with little cunts….it just looks fucking good…..and is always fun to touch…and I know this first hand….It’s part of the reason my stepdaughter moved out at 18, I just walked in on her in her room over and over and over again….whether she was asleep or awake until it became awkward…as my erection pressed against her back….but we’re not related by blood and she’s legal…so whatever blame her and her panties and not me….

Either way, I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan….but get anything in their panties…and I fall in love….just keep this bitch in photo and not in video cuz that’s when everything changes, naked or not, she’s annoying….unless I can’t hear her spoiled twang….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

19

Sep

Jennifer Lopez’s Fat Ass with her Future Ex Husband of the Day

Who really gives a fuck about the relationship status of some cunt who has had far more success than she deserved, you know cuz she was on the forefront of the spic invasion of the 90s and people got confused into thinking she had a hot ass, when really it was just fat…..

Oh right, every white trash, pathetic loser, living the middle class boring life, you turn to this celeb bullshit to distract you from the tuna casserole you are making your ungrateful, talentless, leeching children…

She is People’s Most beautiful person, afterall….even if it was paid for it’s gotta count for something….

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

19

Sep

Taryn Manning’s Hard Face Doesn’t Like Me Very Much of the Day

I’ve been facebook friends with Taryn Manning for a while. She deletes me every once in a while because she doesn’t like my comments…and yesterday…she went so far as to tell me off on her facebook wall…

I was going to fight back, like I would have in the old days, back before I totally alienated myself from every single celebrity who I probaby could have played in a lot smarter if I knew celebrities weren’t such fucking pussies…but why bother…who cares about this virtual no name, why rip into her, cuz all she’s gonna do is block me…when I’d rather annoy her some more before she blocks me…when ultimately, I know I’m going to get blocked…it is just a matter of when…

Here are the pics of her at some charity DJ event – cuz she hasn’t got wind that being a 40 year old DJ who was once in movies is pretty fucking low level…if not pathetic…

Posted in:Taryn Manning

2011

19

Sep

Angela Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

Angela Simmos in the neice of Russel Simmons the guy who is credited for making Hip Hop commercial, despite having an adult lisp you think would force any real business person investing in his shit ignore the opportunity at hand, but instead laugh him out of the room, suggesting he do voice over work for kids shows, but who instead used his disability to hustle, cuz he knew without making millions, he’d never get to use his god given oversized tongue for the talent he’s suffered with everytime he says a word, but that no woman has turned her back on, because it paid off in not just financial ways to stick it out with him….

She’s also RUN of RUN DMC’s daughter…and she’s living large in her bikini in Miami cuz that’s what trust funds and rich daddies and uncles is all about….fuck sitting in school, or going to real work cuz that’s for real fucking idiots…

I’m digging her thick bikini body…..but that’s just cuz I like bikinis….

Day 1:

Day 2:

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2011

19

Sep

Heidi Montag’s Useless 25th Birthday of the Day

If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound?

25 or not, bitch might as well be dead.

She doesn’t matter.

Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2011

19

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

Cops Slap Five with Tailgater in Philly
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TX rapist claims mental illness
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PA HS coach denies putting bounty on opposing player
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FL wife spiked husband’s coffee with Xanax
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Fatal Air Show Crash Caught on Video
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Driver Killed in Freak Accident, Tree Fell On Car
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MA high school students admit to posting threats on Facebook
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Pat Robertson: Alzheimer’s makes divorce OK
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PA Grade School Bans Perfumes After Allergic Reactions
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VA bar punished for striptease act
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Caught on Tape: Russian Billionaires Fist Fight on TV
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

19

Sep

Girls Lighting Their Farts on Fire Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Youtube is pornsite, but also a corporation traded on the stock market, that I am convinced is being paid off to re-configure the internet so that sites like ours don’t exist, only making room for the big corporations, because there is a lot of money at stake, we’re talking millions….yet they run these porn clips people jerk off to, run ads on the shit and make more money, while we all suffer…and by we I mean me….it’s a con motherfuckers and I want to expose them for the lie that they are…because I have nothing better to do….

Some Chatty Emo Looking Bitches GOing THrough THe Process of Lighting Farts on Fire……Compilation video…

Happiest Fart Lighter Ever

Leather Couch Fart Fire

Huge Fart Fire

Hot Tight Work Out Gear Lights Her Fart – Google Runs Ads on It

Chick in Work Out Shorts Lights Her Shit

Some Close Up of Panties Getting Lit the Fuck Up – Love That Google’s Running Ads on this One – Perverts

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

19

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have the single worst hangover….all thanks to drinking…it is mid afternoon and I’m ready for bed even though I just woke up thanks to shitting fire….in my sleep…It’s fucking lovely…and I feel like a hero with no super powers…I don’t really know why drinking the past 3 days has this effect on me….but I know I’m not that into it…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…while I drink some coffee and try to jerk off to your facebook pics..

Repetitive maybe…but this is my life…Groundhog day…

Another Stupid Girls Compilation
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The Hottest Pics of Kendra Wilkinson
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Free Cam Shows, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Be Horrible
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Seven Great Franchises that Never Got a Decent Video Game
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Largest Water Balloon Fight – VIDEO
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Sherri is Sexy All Right
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Went to the Emmys
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She is Busty and Oiled Up and She is on Video
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Live Web Cam Shows, to Kick the Week Off Right
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The Harsh Truth: Why Your Girlfriend Cheated On You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Sep

The Emmy’s Happened of the Day

I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening….

Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was…

I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like…

Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her…

Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens….

Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat….

Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride….

Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s….

That Dude From Glee…in a Dress…

Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do…

Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives

Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is…

Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip…

Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow…

Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack….

Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant….

Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress…

Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition….

Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition…

No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

Posted in:Emmy Awards 2011