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2011

15

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day


Last night I celebrated vagina. Not that I got vagina, because the cocktease was married but I still like to drink for vagina and today I celebrate a hangover.

Someone wrote into me telling me that all my jokes are repetitive and tired, but the sad thing is that I’m never quite joking….that’s the sad truth….my life is just one bad broken record of poverty hell…..good times….

here’s some shit going on on the rest of the internet….while I regain my composure and forget all the things I should be embarrassed about…

Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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The Situation Is Retarded, Right? So He Should Be Able To Get Away With This…
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Kourtney Kardashian Seeks Plastic Surgeon For Her 2 Year Old Kid.
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The French Sluts Are Here! The French Sluts Are Here!
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Iryna Storozhuk: That’s Quite The Mouthful There
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Guaranteed To Make You Squirm. Guaranteed!
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Avril Lavigne Encourages Child Labor
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100 Sake Bomb Dominos! – VIDEO
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NFL Week 1 Power Rankings: Hot Cheerleader Edition
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Say Hello to Hayden Hayes
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This Guy is a Dancing Ninja
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Hey There Layla
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re All Homos
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Live Web Cam Hotties
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Blonde Girlfriend Fuckers Herself
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Well Hello There Kristina
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Some Real Housewives of DC Idiots Tried to Pull Some Kidnapping Hoax or Something
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2011

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day



That Scarjo Alleged Nudes the FBI are investigating post killed my shitty, dying, on its last legs of 2001 internet technology blog …so I took time out for myself to learn that I like having conversations with girls from the UK on facebook about Vagina….I feel so classy knowing she has an accent, but more importantly calling a cunt a fanny…it’s so sophisticated….

I also like the stepLINKS…

Sarah Palin Used to Do Coke and Black Guys
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And That’s why You Don’t Want an Eel Up Your COCK Hole
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Best of Scarlett Johansson in Pictures
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Being a Stuntman Means Kicking Ass
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Amy Winehouse’s Last VIdeo
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Halle Berry in a Bikini – Oh Yeah….
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Taraji P Henson is the Type of Girl You Wanna Take Home to Mom
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Double Front Flip Fail
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Lupe Fuented is Muy Caliente
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The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Kelly Brook Is Just Stunning
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Anderson Cooper Got Spray Tanned and It’s Kinda Hilariou – VIDEO
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The Situation is an Asshol – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Cute Teen and a Dildo
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Strange and Sexy Sports Hottie Pics
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Can You Catch Nudity In CONTAGION?
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All Of Pamela Anderson’s Fans Are Crazy
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Abbie Cornish is Bangable
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Amy Winehouse’s Final Music Video Released (VIDEO)
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JoJo Performs In Her Underwear
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Kid Spots Some Cleavage
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Rosa Acosta is Amazing as Always
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Okay, This Guys Mugshot is Terrifying
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Aria Giovanni Is A Goddess
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Anastasia and Mandy Get It On
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Learn All About Internet Porn With Facts Written On A Pornstar
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How About Some Rihanna
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Tiny Teen Fucks a Banana
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This Little Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Some Sexy Teen Tits
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Ashlee Simpson in a Little Black Dress
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Tight Body, Tight Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Still Causing Scenes at Fashion Week
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Olivia Munn Looking All Kinds Of Red Hot And Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re Gay
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Amber Heard Exclusive Pics…
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Nazi Ginger
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Cute Teen and a Dildo
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Sex Tape Leaked
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Radioactive / Mutant / Alien Cock
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Porn Chick Passes Out on Date Rape Drug
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Moving Day Can Be Fun with The Right Help
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THIS IS AMAZING – RIGHTFULLY Insecure About Her Vagina
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Little Guy Fucks a Slut
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Gorilla Taking a bath
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Mom Undresses For $5000
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Fucking in the Snow
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Cellphone Pics Revisited of the Day


CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

I don’t know why I bothered doing any other post today….this Scarlett Johansson pics I posted drunk at 7 am were all I really needed, so I’m posting this to remind you that I POSTED THEM ALREADY …. still don’t know if they are her….but they are amazingness… Notice The Tattoos Match

I know this all you care about – user….I feel like a whore…

Shitty site or not – I WAS THE FIRST TO POST THEM

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

14

Sep

LeAnn Rimes’ Amazing Body of the Day

LeAnn Rimes gets a lot of hate….but she’s single handedly got the best emaciated body with shitty fake tits in country music….this is a prime example of a bible belt icon showing the bible belt how flawed their system is….this is some meth looking, porn slut, ready to take multiple dicks who once sang christmas carols with some evangilist…it is amazing at how much truth this bitch brings to a world so close minded and uneducated….racist hicks everywhere who home school their kids and take them to Jesus Camp must be burning LeAnn Rimes CDs, posters and dolls by the fucking dozen…cuz she’s wronged them so….and I just think she’s a better role model then ever…but only because I hate fat chicks and believe every girl deserves the chance to experiment with eating disorders so that they too can end up on TV and in Magazines like good old country girl LeAnn….

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

14

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day

Here are some Ashlee Simpson, young mom who was married to a lesbian, possible inseminated by a turkey baster, because as far as I’m concerned her ex-husband has a huge vagina….showing some tit and I’m just posting them cuz I almost forgot this bitch existed…you know Jessica Simpson’s shadow who was more of a joke hanging on as hard as she can than anything else….some nose job who I would only get with to get to her fat older sister….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2011

14

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Jessica Simpson Legs aren’t as fat as I’d want them to be…if anything her obesity is really letting me down…but luckily…I have a fetish for jean shorts and fat or not…I’m down with wanting to sniff them….or frontal wedgie them into her big fat pussy….that’s not as fat as I want it to be…not cuz I love fat chicks…but because I love once hot, busy popstars becoming fat chicks….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

14

Sep

Nicki Minaj Ridiculous Outfit of the Day

Turns out the Lady Gaga hustle is equally annoying when it is done by a black chick, because when the black chick does it, she looks like she’s copying Lady Gaga, in trying to be a “creative” “innovative” performing artist, which is funny, cuz Lady Gaga is full of shit to begin with….making this bitch the fucking worst thing to hit pop culture…not to mention she’s too fat for leotards, she needs to be in a sweat suit in line at walmart buying her kids with different dad’s diapers…no racist….she’s just got that look…you know when you look past how hard she’s trying…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2011

14

Sep

Pippa Middleton’s Legs in a Skirt (OMG!) of the Day

Pippa Middleton’s amazing because of the whole feeling inadequate due to her sister being a big fucking deal, cuz girls who feel inadequate are a hell more fun that girls who are all confident, comfortable, happy, satisfied…they put out a lot more, they cause more scandals, they are more unstable, and they are likely to be more naked….if it wasn’t for bitches who didn’t feel inadequate…I’d probably still be a virgin….

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

14

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Cleavage of the Day

It amazes me how far this BBW fetish AMATEUR PORNSTAR has gone with her career after doing porn….you know how much she has accomplished in denying that she’s a porn star, even though you can buy a DVD of her fucking…..instead of embracing it….You see cuz if she embraced that she shot porn to get famous and known, she would have never got famous in the first place, cuz the world discriminates against pornstars, they just more porn gigs after putting themselves out there, when if they just deny it and cash the millions they make from it, act humilated by it, everyone will take a bitch seriously….and the fact that they take Kim Kardashian seriously, since she’s a fucking stain on society….who doesn’t deserve any of this..is just fucking weird to me…but here is her fat chick cleavage anyway…cuz I’m part of the problem…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Sep

Fergie May Be Pregnant or Fat of the Day

There’s rumors that everybody’s favorite meth addict Fergie, is pregnant, which could be true provided she has a uterus….but her gender is one of pop culture’s great mysteries…that I’d probably hit regardless and I normally hate trannys or post-op vagina…but when you bring such contributions to the world like “Let’s Get Retarded” it’s hard for me to resist that sexual allure….not to mention she’s got tits and looks girl enough to make it not gay, even if her clit is nine inches and has balls….

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