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2011

09

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Boring Pictures of the Day

She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…

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2011

09

Sep

Melania Trump Tits at a Fashion Night Out Event of the Day

High class, billionaire, hookers are my favorite.

Sure there’s a chance that she went for Trump and got pregnant with his baby because of real love. You know she found him charming, funny, engaging, interesting, attractive in his middle aged weight gain, maybe daddy issues lead to her wanting an older man to care for her….

But that chance is slim to fucking none.

She’s an immigrant model, he’s a billionaire. It’s safe to assume. It was strictly business transaction. Set for fucking life thru fucking is better than struggling by working…ya heard.

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2011

09

Sep

Elisha Cuthbert is Not Erotic of the Day

I wrote a post on Elisha Cuthbert in some photshoot where she looked nice and photoshopped…for the first time in a bunch of years because she has a network behind her…

But I’ve seen this cunt in person and knew that it was all smoke and mirrors for the sake of getting people to watch her show…

So I was happy when these pics of her dropped, looking like shit, all short legged and useless, to remind us of what this cunt actually is….a dumpy piece of shit…

Now I’m just waiting for her to get killed off her show, and for her to run out of money and move back home, cuz drunkenstepdaddy has a bed for her future crackwhore ass to sleep on.

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2011

09

Sep

Rebecca Gayheart Doesn’t Kill Her Own Babies of the Day

These spy pics of Rebecca Gayheart are hardly interesting – I mean sure trying to look down shirts in malls is always fun…but not when you don’t actually get to look down the girls shirt cuz the shit is in picture and no matter how you angle your screen, you can’t get a better vantage point…

But the backstory is funny. I mean not for the parent involved but just in how it worked out….She was on a cellphone, she cut around traffic that was stopped to let a kid cross the street, because she has places to be, I mean she is Rebecca Gayheart after all….and she ended up killing some kid…and getting off cuz of great lawyers….

Then she married the dude from Grey’s Anatomy, had a coke fueled orgy with some other whore, and leaked the video….only to get pregant themselves, have a kid and not have it taken from her in a horrible way when it was crossing the street, only to get pregnant again….bringing us up to date on this evil fucking human…just rubbing it in the poor mother who lost her kid and who no one got charged for killing her kid but instead bitch is at the mall with her kid…

Heavy shit…and all this to say the name Gayheart is pretty gay, cuz to have a gay heart leads to AIDS…lets hope it is true in this case cuz I hate this “innocent” bitch….

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart

2011

09

Sep

JoJo’s Inspiring Performance of the Day

Here’s Jojo’s inspirational performance that has 15 views on Youtube to remind us to never give up, even if you should, because no matter what, there will be at least 100 perverted guys who used to be obsessed with you, willing to jerk off to you as an adult for Old Times sake, even though you got fat, went back, and really never were all that….because people are weird….I mean what else is she gonna do…it’s not like she’s educated, and she’s got that taste of fame she wants to bring back, and I like watching trainwrecks, so it all works out in the end, however, this comeback would have been better more naked, more damaged…I want more desperation dammit…

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2011

09

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Titties for Vanity Fair of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.

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2011

09

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drinking wine spritzers all night cuz I’m a real man….a real man with the stomach flu in dire need of getting booze in my system as to not die from withdrawal symptoms….those shakes can make it hard to sleep.

I turned down attending an open bar fashion event and that depresses me…but then again so does everything in my life…

Now here is the Mourning Hangover Dump to start the day….

Okay This Fat Seal Man is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Make Your Friday Better With These Free Cam Shows
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Just a Regular Case of Horse Herpes
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Sweat and Glitter: The Girls of the North Coast Music Festival
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Well Hello Kelli Jo
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Paris Hilton Wants to Be a DJ Now
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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This Hot Chick Loves Sexy Toys
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We Love Girls In Football Jerseys
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Mandatory Post About the Back to the Future Powerlace Nikes – Yes This is Happening – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

09

Sep

Top Girls Eating Bugs Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Here’s some YOUTUBE porn because YOUTUBE is the number one pornsite on the internet – I mean other than google, but it is owned by google…all corproate and pornographic….billion dollar empire.

There’s also a ton of kiddie porn on it, I’m talking videos of naked kids with 100,000s of views…fucking sketchy Youtube and their porn peddling…There are people who have favortie playlists filled with the shit who the FBI may want to investigate….The internet is hell..

HEre are videos of girls eating bugs that people have masturbated to.

Wet, Young, Cleavage, Bug Eater

Some Chick Eating a Worm….

Some french bitches make eating grilled bugs so classy

Practical and Nutritious Worm Eating

Some Girl Shows Us She Eats Ants

Some Teens in Tank Tops Eating Slug

Taylor Momsen Clones Eat Dried Bugs

Thai Girl WHo May Not Even Be a Girl Eats Bugs from the Market

Here’s another asian cuz it looks like a snuff film…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m reliving winning that model contest – even though the model contest never gave me the prize for winning……

Hi,

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Remember, you can vote once a day until September 20th. Every vote counts!

Thanks,
Jesus

I am just addicted to getting in on contests I’ll never win because promoting shitty social networking sites who don’t pay me and won’t give me the prize even if I win – is my fetish….

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Tara Reid Flashing Her Belly and Showing Some Panty cuz I Love Her
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This is What Happens When You Leave Your Blow Up Doll Out in the Sun
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Live Sex Shows to Keep You Busy
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When Brooklyn Decker’s Not in Photoshoots…She’s Ugly…
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Today is National Kisss Day – So Learn How to Kiss
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Kate Winslet Hates Nude Scenes But Does them Anyway Cuz She Gets Paid Like Most Whores…
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Seal Man is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse Topless Memorial Bust
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You Know I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Way to Go Jon Gosselin
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Big Biker, Tiny Bike
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25 Female Fashion Insiders We Have A Crush On
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Lily Aldridge Will You Marry Me?
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Rosie Jones Has A Calendar
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Five Fun Sounding Techniques for Measuring Horrible Things
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I’d Like to Be All Over Megan Daniels
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The Only Free Thing You Will Get All Day Has Tits and Ass, So Be Grateful
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SKinny Girl, Huge Dildo
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50 Hottest Softball Player Pics Ever
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Rochelle Wiseman Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Marion Cotillard is Gorgeous, Plain and Simple
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Kim Kardashian Stupidness of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy in Red
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Imogen Thomas Hotness
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AUTUMN AND CHARLIE BRING OUT THE TOYS
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MUST SEE: Ali Lohan May Have Got Plstic Surgery and If You It’s a Fucking Disaster
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Tahiti Cora is Sexy as Always
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Rosa Acosta’s Body is Insane
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Sophia and Mandy Are Hot Together
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Supermodel Leilani Dowding Topless Beach Time
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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Nichole Has One Hot Body
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NOw That’s What I Call a Short Dress
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Maxim: Risque Business with Yvonne Strahovski
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Ever Wonder What Happens When a Can of Beans Explodes?
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Olivia Munn is Hott as Always
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BITCH FIGHT
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Bitch Hunter
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The 100 sexiest female singers in the world
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The Five Most Popular Hip-Hop Vixens
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Reese Witherspoon Hit By Car While Jogging and I Know I Shouldn’t Be Laughing But I’m Laughing Anyways
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Charlie’s Angels, Rachel Taylor Shows Some Thong Upskirt
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Christina Milian Sweet Under boob And Camel Toe
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Olivia Munn Braless And See Through
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Some Dude Hacked His Girlfriend’s Facebook Page and I Laughed….
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Kitesurfer Get Slammed into the Rocks….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Some Smut…..Below Links are NSFW

Sucking Cock Cuz She Lost a Bet
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Amazing Amateur Sex Tape
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Sex in the Changing Room
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Some Porn Orchestra Amazingness….
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Some Nerd Loser Ruins a Fuck Session
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streaker of the Day
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Lesbian Porn Gone Bad
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Fucking on Rooftops…
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Some GF Revenge Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Sep

Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her.

She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

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