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2011

29

Aug

JWoww’s Trashy Vegas Part of the Day

I had a dream this weekend that there was a terrible natural disaster…let’s say a Hurricane that had it’s target set on the Jersey Shore….so much that they issued on evacuation of the area…while I jumped and down with joy hoping it would really hit like an actual hurricane….with blood shet and devastation leaving the cast of that cancer of a show dead where they deserve….you know as wratch from the alien overlords for polluting our youth….

But instead…they were in Vegas showing off their fake tits…and that’s about as unfortunate as Irene’s performance….but the good news is they will probably end up in California and there’s always the hope the big quake hits…

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2011

29

Aug

Rihanna Shopping in her Tube Bikini Top of the Day

I like Rihanna’s European shopping outfit…mainly because it is half naked…and would make the grocery store a hell of a lot more interesting especially on the overweight and elderly…cuz I’m a pervert and I like that kind of belly exposed…but I also like it because she’s a fucking gutter girl from the Islands who I’d expect in a Doo Rag cleaning hotel rooms…not because I’m a racist…but because that was her destiny before being a child prostitute with the right clients thanks to her Island being one of the more prestigious ones…and who really cares….just look at the pics.

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2011

29

Aug

Kendra Wilkinson’s Trashy Fake TIt Pool Party of the Day

My favorite thing about Kendra Wilkinson is that before she had implants, back when she was 19 and rockin’ a meaty fucking pussy, she took to doing public services for those in need…like her boyfriend…who clearly had Downs Syndrome….that she decided to shoot a fucking SEX TAPE I’VE TRIED TO JERK OFF TO …..and release it post Playboy…leading to hosting these prestigious bikini Vegas events…so next time someone tells you fucking a handicapped person cuz they are easy, don’t say no and are always horny is wrong….just show them Kendra and how far she’s gone from that point on cuz it is the gateway to this bottom feeding a decade later…Good times.

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2011

29

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker Arms of the Day

I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker remotely hot…If anything I found her big tits on a skinny frame that could have just been a stuffed bra…and that big distorted face talking about her sex life disgusting…She was targeted to women who were also unattractive, career oriented and single with the fantasy of living her lifestyle…instead of casting a hot bitch that would make the fantasy feel unattainable….but every once in a while I like to see what she’s up to and how ugly she’s gotten almost as a tribute to all the girls she’s helped make open minded and okay with sex…cuz sluts are what make the world go round…

That said, I have no idea what’s going on with her arms…but it’s scary..

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2011

29

Aug

Bree Olson Wholesome Whore at some Playboy Event of the Day

I don’t know why the paparazzi would take pictures of Bree Olson at her Playboy launch party….you know because she’s not actually a celebrity and her doing Playboy is pretty uneventful considering you can find her in some of the dirtiest porn out there….cuz she not only looks like a pig, but she is a fucking pig….one who I don’t think should get the attention she’s getting for being a fucking whore hired by Charlie Sheen…It’s pretty fucking pathetic…..but here are the pics anyway….

I’m just posting them cuz it is an excuse to post my original Bree Olson content I got being best friends with her for a couple hours…I didn’t fuck her…but probably should have even though we can watch her fuck thanks to Google, the biggest publicly traded porn peddler ….

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2011

29

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news….to keep you up to speed on current affairs…you know to keep your brain all well lubricated like the 1 in 4 teens having sex…

Study: 1 in 4 Teens are Having Sex


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Police: NBA Player Wanted for Murder


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DC Man Regains Hearing After Quake


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Police Search for Copycat UT Bike Groper


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2011

29

Aug

Even Beyonce’s Pregnancy is Obnoxious and the Rest of the VMA Pics of the Day

I wonder how many times Beyonce has practiced this pose…I’m sure it’s been done over and over and over again in front of the mirror after eating a trough full of popeye’s chicken….embracing her gut like it was her baby….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is…one who thinks her giving birth is going to make the whole world happy she reproduced cuz she blessed us with the golden black Jesus…she loves herself….and the sad thing is that people actually care about this twat and her pregnancy even they don’t know the bitch and that’s weird….they are actually celebrating that Jay-Z slipped…knockin her up in a night I can only assume she raped him…forcing him to be stuck to her for the rest of his life…even though they’ve been married half a fucking decade…and reproducing is kinda what you do when you’re married…especially when you’re in love with yourself and want to drop some clones…

I didn’t know it was the VMAs last night, and you know what, if Idid know, I still wouldn’t watch cuz I’m an adult, this shit is just smut, and if I’m gonna watch smut I’d rather watch actual smut I can jerk off to….instead of just get annoyed by….

But here are some of the sluts who were in attendence…because unfortunatley I post this shit all day …. and I haven’t figured out why….

Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass…..

Katie Holmes Alien Robot Pose…

Britney Spears Looking Hot….

Nicki Minaj Trying Too Hard….Lookin’ Fucking Stupid…

Katy Perry is Ugly….Even With her Tits….I don’t care what anyone says…

Miley Cyrus is Elegant Trash…

Demi Lovato’s Crazy Fake Tits are Fun…

Jersey Shore Trash Since MTV owns them…

Maria Menounos….for Old Times….

Kat DeLuna looks like a Trashy Pornstar….fake tan, fake hair, bad make-up…whore..now I gotta google to figure out who she is…

Selena Gomez Sex Offender….

Jojo’s gone black….looking prepared to give birth and put the baby in the dumpster….

Victoria Justice is Boring now that I know she’s over 18….

That’s all I gotta say about that….

Posted in:VMAS

2011

29

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood for the Nerds of the Day

Here’s Sarah Jean Underwood is a marketing scam, targeted at nerds and virgins, knowing she has a partially seedy nude past…coupled with her Ryan Seacrest training, gives her the perfect level of slut who knows what pathetic people want…and you know what…when a marketing scam involves a bitch getting half naked for attention or to get noticed…even if she’s already been naked and can be seen naked…I’m still into it…even if I know just how bullshit it…cuz I like half naked bitches…especially when I can cross reference their VAGAINA PICS

Video…

Pics….

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2011

29

Aug

Topless Kreayshawn of the Day

I don’t know who Kreayshawn is, but I do know this is a publicity stunt…a not very creative publicity stunt…every hipster trash like this has topless pics like this….there are sites dedicated to it…….it’s part of the whole not giving a fuck, we’re hipsters, so obscure and anit-establishment, we’re scene kid, apathy and indy, cocaine fueled suburban lifestyle….everyone’s doing it..but I guess not everyone is on a quest to be the next gaga and not everyone has someone like a publicist fake hacking their twitter to post this “fake” pics of the bitch to get a scandal going….

She’s disgusting….Her music sucks…here’s her music video….cuz I guess this titty scam worked.. cuz it got me digging to find out what and who the fuck she is…and as I suspected…and predicted…who fucking cares…

Here are the pics…

On a sidenote, What a stupid fucking name.

Posted in:Kreayshawn

2011

29

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was hurricane chasing all weekend, I would have been disappointed, if I wasn’t so drunk…see cuz my because hurricane chasing involves stocking up on booze, locking yourself in your basement, and drinking yourself to death before the hurricane gets you….Apparently, I survived, but Beyonce’s uterus didn’t.

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