2011
19
Aug
Tara Reid’s marriage publcicity stunt seems to be working. She got asked to present at some kind of award show that may have been a joke to actual celebrities, you know z-list at best, I think David Hasselhoff’s wife was up there presenting too, caliber of amazingly irrelevant….but shit’s better than anything this twat’s been up to the last 5 years, so big things coming and I’m just happy cuz I get to stare at the bottom half of her fake tit….in this weird dress…
Posted in:Tara Reid
2011
19
Aug
I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me….
Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t….
here are the pics
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2011
19
Aug
Here’s the stepNEWS….it is the best way to start your day even though it is summer and no one seems to work on Fridays….cuz you’re all a bunch of lazy fucks….but luckily…no one reads this site…so nothing I post is really worth posting….but I do it anyway….so nothing gained but a good way to waste time….and at least the news makes me feel smarter…especially the caught on tape shit…Genius.
Hoyas Involved In Fight with China Team
A wild brawl broke out between Georgetown and a Chinese men’s basketball team Thursday night, putting an immediate end to a supposed goodwill game that coincided with U.S. Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to the country.
Woman Interviewing for Job Finds Bodies
Police are investigating a suspicious double shooting at a home in Scottsdale. The bodies of an adult man and woman were found on the front patio near the front door.
Caught on Tape: FL Baby Sitter drove baby in truck bed
23-year-old Keyona Davis was arrested Wednesday after several motorists called 911 reporting a baby strapped into a stroller in the back end of a pick up truck. See the dashcam video & Listen to 911 calls
Casey Anthony’s car crushed
Casey Anthony’s white Pontiac Sunfire that was a key piece of evidence in the prosecutions case against her was crushed at a central Florida junkyard Thursday.
Caught on Tape: MI Man Uses Feet as Brakes, Crashes into 4
Officials say a Warren man used his feet to stop his car after the brakes failed, causing him to crash into four other vehicles.
Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robbery in NE DC
Another flash mob robbery has occurred in the area, this time at a convenience store at the 3900 block of Benning Road in Northeast D.C. late Wednesday night.
Philadelphia Parking Authority Gives Ticket To Cancer Patient
The Philadelphia Parking Authority treated her with no compassion, just minutes after a doctor diagnosed her with cancer.
Inmate: Ruling supports sex-change
BOSTON – A convicted murderer suing Massachusetts prison officials for a sex-change operation says a recent federal appeals court ruling supports her claim.
Rare, brain-eating amoeba claims lives
Two children and a young man have died this summer from a brain-eating amoeba that lives in water, health officials say.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
19
Aug
I woke up with a bottle in had at 6 in the morning on the front steps covered in red wine with no memory of how I got there….I guess I drank too much wine…..one of my prouder moments happened soon after that when I wrung out the soiled shirt into a cup…in a good to the last drop ghetto hustle…before passing out until now. I’m a fucking hero…. At least I like to assume I am in some remote countries…but that’s strictly for my ego.
When Grampas Win – VIDEO
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Danny Was a Cute Little Asian
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30 Sexy Sports Commercials
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Free Cam Shows to End The Week Off Right
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Watching Kids Faceplant is Hilarious
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Elle Macpherson Hotness
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Who Would You Rather? Rumer Willis or Scout Willis?
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Meet Mrs Bubble
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Watch Out, She’s a Squirter
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These Sluts Will Make Your Day Better
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Some Girlfriend Porn To Kick THings Off…
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Posted in:MHD
2011
18
Aug
I’ve been proposed to at least 10 times today on TWITTER …..sure they were all spammers lookin to get me to sign up to some bullshit….but their profile pic was of a girl and that’s good enough of an ego boost for me….Party time…
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Vagina Special Effects of the Day
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Rumer Willis Using Her Uglier Sister To Make her Look Hot
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Grandpa Break Dancer
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Kim Kardashian Glammed Out on Set of her New Fragrance Commercial is a Bigger Joke than the Idea of her Own Fragrance…or even the Idea of her Fame…
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Gwyneth Paltrow has Caused More Suicides than She Has Saved Lives
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Topless Girl Paddle Balling
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Somebody Needs to Punch Gwenyth Paltrow in the Face
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Live Cam Shows Because It’s Not Like You Have a Real Girlfriend Anyways
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Nude Gaming Party for a Nerd Like You – VIDEO
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Marie-Claude’s Rack is Kind Insane
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Six Shady Flash Mobs You Wouldn’t Want to Be A Part Of
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The 10 Sexiest Vampires in Film and TV
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Kate Upton vs. Stacy Keibler – Bikini Showdown
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Jihadists Want David Letterman Assasinated. True Story.
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Free Cam Shows You Gotta Check Out
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A Whole Shiton of Kardashian Plastic Surgery Disasters
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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Top 25 Hottest CFB Cheerleaders
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The Top 10 Nude Celebrities of All Time
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Laugh All You Want, I Would totally Bang Hellen Mirren
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Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Jennifer Hudson is Slimmed Down and Looking Hot
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How About some Carmen Electra
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Molly Sims in Esquire Mexico
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The Art of Carrying Loads – GALLERY
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Jeny Romero’s Body is Insane
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Bad Girls Club Insanity – VIDEO
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Nikki and Tyler Get It On
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Top Five Bizarre Sex Toys
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Say What You Want But Britney Spears Can Still Shoot Some Great Photos
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Blonde Teen Gets Her Masterbation On
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
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Gotta Love a Sexy Red Head
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Bar Refaeli Showcases 2012 Agua Bendita Swimwear Collection
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Chat Roulettte Teen Slut
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Kate Moss in Leather Shorts
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The Weirdest Robbery in the History of Robberies – VIDEO
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7 Ways to Know You Watch Too Much Porn
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Striptease of the Day
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Tahiry is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Someone Paid Lindsay Lohan To Go Surfing
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Hawaiian Upskirt!
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Some Full Length Video of a Busty Chick Answering an Ad to Model for Calendar’s Leaving Pornstars…
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Bridget Marquardt Lookin Hot in Red
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Hot Girlfriend Getting Naked Picture
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Dorm Girls Fucking Each Other….
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Creepy Katie Holmes Pic – Just Because.
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got a Shitty Whore of an Ex who Needs to be Exposed….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
18
Aug
Anne Hathaway did some art fag looking photoshoot for Interview Magazine …it is the kind of shit that you’d expect to find in the text book of your film studies class…all dark and glamourous Film Noir shit and I don’t even know what film noir is…I just know it looks like this and I can’t masturbate to it cuz I’m not a virgina…What it comes down to is that I like her better when href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/11/29/anne-hathaways-tits-jake-gyllenhaals-tiny-gay-penis-in-love-and-other-drugs-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> she is naked …
Posted in:Anne Hathaway
2011
18
Aug
If you’re suicidal because you can’t get laid, you’re going to die alone and no one likes you.
Or if you hate the pig of a wife who drains you of your time, energy, money and dignity….you know reminding you every time you look at her of the failure in obtaining everything you wanted, those dreams and aspirations you once had…
Or if you’re just a pervert…..
Just look at Candice Swanepoel, statistically HIV Positive thanks to South Africa AIDS rate, and you can’t hate the world cuz it made this creature….just accept your insignificant, useless, menial, average at best suburban life…and masturbate to her….I feel like it heals all things…not to mention I’m sure at least 10% of the guys who go home with her insist on seeing her AIDS test like an Amsterdam hooker…and jerk off on her beauty instead of fucking her without a condom….and for the record…I wouldn’t be one of those people….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2011
18
Aug
Fat pig O’Day….the bottom feeding trash people still talk about cuz she has the most fake followers on twitter than any other bottom feeding trash who was on one TV show once, that lead to her getting fucked by diddy, where I assume he complimented her fat ass, cuz it lead to her gaining about 40 pounds, some of that fake tit….that she is still using to be the next Coco…you know hoping a rapper locks her down so she can live the good life without having to spend her Palm Springs trust fund that got her in this mess in the first place….
But cropped down, her big tits, undisrupted by her face….make her really not all that bad….useless, irritating, overrated as a person sure….but I know at least 40 things I’d like to do with these fuckin’ tits…We’ve finally found her calling that she’s been trying to show us she had all these years…and it works for me.
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2011
18
Aug
Smut peddlers TLC cancelled LA Ink….thank god….
Michelle Bombshell McGee II – is what I call Kat Von D..the manly voiced, over tattooed cuz her dad probably didn’t hug her enough as a child, or maybe he hugged her too much, either way looking damaged as fuck….you know because her new show LA INK relied heavily on Jesse James of Sandra Bullock Nazi Fetish cheating fame, much like Michelle Bombshell’s celebrity….cuz the second the cause of the A-List scandal left the equation…TLC pulled the shit….
Coincidentally, I watched the show at my friend’s house yesterday, for the very first time and questioned why the fuck it was on TV, cuz it was really fucking garbage, and she is really fucking irritating in her controlling cunt who thinks she’s important way…and I can only assume TLC is either reading my mind or following me with cameras for a new show…cuz last week they canned Kate Plus 8 another show I accidentally watched and wanted to see die…only for it to die the next day….Those baby story motherfuckers are onto me….
Here’s to people who don’t deserve to be famous, but have a TV show thanks to all the digital channels needing programming, getting canned like their gutter, sloppy, manly voiced asses deserve….
Posted in:Kat Von D
2011
18
Aug
What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.
Posted in:Hilary Duff
