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2011

02

Aug

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

I’ve been staring at these pics trying to see pussy definition…..something I really love about bikinis…and haven’t really been able to…cuz I’m too busy focused on her smoking…what kind of teen idol smokes for the paparazzi only to make every 12 year old who loves her start smoking again….not that I actually care about that…cuz I’ve done some research and teenage smoking is the gateway substance to suckin’ dick and being open minded to anal…..I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I’m loving Miley’s little body in a bikini and I’m so ready for her to bring out her inner slut she used so well before she turned 18….but until she realizes that’s all she’s good for…this is probably the best we’re gonna get out of her…and depressingly enough…that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

02

Aug

Rihanna Does Barbados of the Day

I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

02

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not a degenerate drunk who can’t handle real life…I’m a degenerate drunk who likes to enhance real life….I don’t know what happened to me last night…but I will say that I saw no naked titties, I paranoid schizophrenic imagined someone broke into my house…I debated the meaning of life…and by life I mean Twitter and I was reminded that I hate the internet…but I don’t mind some of the other sites out there and here ar some links to some of their work while I depressingly start uploading celebrity pics like celebrity pics fucking matter…and are actually more important than us…while knowing…that’s just marketing hype and that the world is filled with far more interesting things…I’m just too lazy to switch it up….

And THAT’S Why You Don’t Celebrate Too Soon – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Fake Cheerleader Moments
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like to Give You Great Gifts
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Jamie Lee Darling is the Only Good Thing About Entourage
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Theif in the Garbage Can – VIDEO
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Aida is Sexy on the Beach
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Miley Cyrus Wants To Give Gay Marriage The Finger? I Don’t Get It
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The Best Web Cam Sluts Around
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Home Alone Teen – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis’s Hottest Pics
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Happy Birthday MTV – 15 of the Best Music Videos of All Time
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Posted in:MHD

2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I forget to do my stepLIKS……when you’re drinking hard…his kinda thing happens…here thhye are….happy new year you fucking cunts

Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados
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Another Nail in Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Career – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Get You Hot
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Let’s Play a Game of Black Out Baseball
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Leanna Has an S&M Type Thing Going on and I Like It
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Girl on Girl: Marianne Marie D’Vaz and Jessica Vaugn
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Angelyne is an Old Slut and I Think It’s Hilarious
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Adriana Lima Bikini Shots
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Jessica Jane Clement is on All Fours
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Teens Go Down on Each Other in Public
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Sexiest Soccar Wives and Girlfriends
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Tila Tequila and Her Nipples
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Kate Middleton and Her Stupid Hats
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Cameron Diaz’s Body is Scary
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Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff – Who Would You Rather?
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Camielle Belle is Leggy
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Selena Gomez is Bustin Out at the Beach
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Let’s Watch Girls Go Pee Pee – GALLERY
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Nbonw This is One Hot Ass
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Kate Upton Does a Weird Photo Shoot Doing Weird Things With Animals
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Some Sunny Leone is Always Good
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Lesbian on Rollerskates – VIDEO
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Top Five Exhibitionist Sex Videos
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Mila Kunis Just Because
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Alyshia Kingston Strips Down
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Backflip on a Skateboard – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing? TOO MUCH PLAID
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I Wanna Be All Over Cher Lloyd
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mellissa Clarke Takes Off Her Top
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Italian Playboy Cover Girl Natalie Marie
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Gramps is Crashing his Wheelchair
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Baby Elephant and a Kiddie Pool – VIDEO
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Denise Richards Talks About Her Botched Boob Job
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Miranda Kerr Hard At Work
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Jennifer Love Hewitts Cleavage is All She is Good For
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Rihanna See Through And Nipple Rings
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Miley Cyrus: Braless and Bikini Crotch Shots.
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Kris Kardashian May Have Munchausen Syndrome
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Which Hot Bikini Bitch Is Hotter?
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Lindsay Lohan And Paris Hilton – What Happens When Sluts Reunite
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Selena Gomez Sun Tans Topless
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EXCLUSIVE: Crazy Stupid Love Movie Review
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Rihanna Half Naked and Getting Rammed At Carnival
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Denise Richards Has Had 3 Boob Jobs
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Jailbait Warning – Kardashian Half Sister in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Aug

Kate Upton Does Complex of the Day

Here’s future fat chick, currently the hottest pussy out there, for Complex Magazine half naked and showing off her amazing tits….cuz she knows she’s on borrowed time…and that she better milk this shit as hard as she can before her ass catches up to her tits you know once puberty hits…and her metabolism slows down..but until then…she’s just a 18 year old with huge tits…who takes a good picture and is playing out some farmer’s daughter in her underwear fetish and most importantly she is looking good….and that’s all that really matters….

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Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

01

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 Swimwear Collection

Here’s Bar Refaeli in her bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 collection just because she’s spectacular….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

01

Aug

Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale In Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what this is all about, but it is safe to assume that Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale have the same publicist….and apparently…that’s not a bad thing as long as the publicist is getting them in bikinis because both of them are relatively useless when not in a bikinis…at least that’s the story I heard…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Julianne Hough

2011

01

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tits for Twitter of the Day

Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday…..

That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger…something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway…

What a fucking idiot…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

01

Aug

Prince Harry’s Pussy Showing Some Bra of the Day

Florence Brudenell-Bruce is fucking Prince Harry cuz she’s obviously from some upper crust of society that allows her to hang with Royalty…but more importantly that allows her to not bother with a real job so that she can focus on her attempt to be a public figure, you know whether it’s who she allows in her socialite pussy, or more importantly for being a hot lingerie model that she aspires to be…but that she hasn’t landed a modeling contract for yet….

I’m sure you’ve met girls like this…you know so eager to be models, that they become amateur lingerie models which means they hire, or work with photographers who need models, get into their underwear and take pics of themselves that they can submit to their modeling agencies….in some bottom feeding, hungry for attention, lucky she’s rich and will probably get what she’s looking for cuz modeling agencies will sign anyone who fucks the Prince and make them the next it girl…It’s just that easy…True story….and I”m in love with this high society bottom feeding….

Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce

2011

01

Aug

Holly Madison Fake Tits Stuffed in a Dress of the Day

Here’s some Playboy bitch with a shitty face and implants busting out of a dress that she bought specifically to bust out of cuz that is the naked for money…the whole reason I got fake tits cuz I’m a tacky bitch and that’s our hustle way….and I’m not complaining…cuz like any pervert…I will always stare..even if I hate the whole concept and feel of fake tits…I sure as hell don’t mind looking at them…especially when I can think about how damaged emotionally a bitch is to end up like this…I blame the trailer park she grew up in…or maybe I should thank it….cuz without trashy sluts…the world would be kinda dull…that’s all I gotta say about that…

Here are some pics of her tits being honored for some Beautiful Person Humantiarian award weirdness that I can only assume was paid for…

Posted in:Holly Madison