2011
27
Jul
Her name is Aymeline Valade…I’ve never heard of her…but she’s getting naked in a fashion magazine…and luckily that’s all I need to know…before giving her a fucking post on this site no one reads….cuz I like girls who get naked for money…no matter what it is for – from art to back alley prostitution…it is always good to me…
Posted in:Aymeline Valade
2011
27
Jul
Ashley Tisdale is proof that I am an inconsistent motherfucker who can easily sway on opinions…cuz for the longest time I focused on how ugly she was, I had an ugly watch and ripped into her as much as I could about being ugly, without realizing, or appreciating that she’s not fat, sloppy and if anything has a tight fucking body thwhich is apparently all I really need to be won over….
I guess that’s life as a pervert…
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2011
27
Jul
Selena Gomez is not your everyday sex offender, and for that, we need to celebrat her, because you see if she had a penis, and Beiber had a beaver, and didn’t just act like he did, she’d be locked up and on some sex offender list….but luckily as a rich person, who can play this off like the marketing collab that helps everyone’s brand making them all tons of money and making us the idiots writing/talking or even knowing they exist…
She was in Elle Mexico, something all sex offenders should experience and be celebrated for their hard work being some of the sickest people in the world….and she looked fucking good.
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2011
27
Jul
I was the first site to post the Jasmine Waltz sex tape stills …pretty much cuz I go this sex tape market locked down is all this site has going for it…but also cuz I find her kinda hot…sure I don’t know who the fuck she is, even after the last few weeks of her on her press tour, you know promoting her fucking on camera like a common pornstar, eager to get noticed cuz she banged David Arquette, something only one other woman has openly admitted cuz she got pregnant and had no fucking choice about it…you know cuz David Arquette’s a fucking joke….but in typical paparzzi hustle, she’s been seen washing hr car in a bikini and the paparazzi coincidentally were there, you know cuz there’s no way these aren’t staged and reflecting the fact that the sex tape market is drying up, cuz we don’t really care enough about people fucking on camera, we’re desentized, porned out, and really only care if the bitches are actually famous not trying to be famous…..but she’s still hot….
If you want her Sex Tape Follow This Link
To see the rest of the not staged, no way in god staged, bikini pics…
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Posted in:Jasmine Waltz
2011
27
Jul
Here is Blake Lively’s bikini top….peeking through a shirt…in what may be one of my creepy virgin loser posts…for the creepy virgin losers who obviously are the only people interested in this kind of thing…which would be assuming that not all my posts are creepy virgin loser posts cuz real humans just leave the fucking house to see more tit on this on girls who are actually a lot hotter, more attainable, and less cunty with all their fame and stupidity that comes with fame like a deep rooted feeling of superiority, until it all goes to shit and her feelings of inadequacy, failure and just not being good enough….feelings her wealth won’t take away until she ends up medicating herself until she ends up at a party with Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Brittany Murphy with music provided by DJ AM….star studded….if you know what I mean….
But until then, she’s hot enough for Leonardo DiCaprio to use as a jump off, then she’s hot enough for you to stare at her boring bikini top…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:Blake Lively
2011
27
Jul
The nice thing about Katie Cassidy is that she is the daughter of dainty, dancing elf looking, David Cassidy….so she never had a real strong male role model to look up to and lay down the law for her…meaning she’s likely down to fuck faggots like you. You know weak little dainty guys who let their moms take care of them like they are still being breast fed cuz the world is scary…..kinda thing…at least that’s what you can tell yourself when thinking about jerking off to her….
I am posting these pics cuz I thought her shirt was see-through…I was wrong.
Posted in:Katie Cassidy
2011
27
Jul
I rip into Lea Michele cuz she’s not hot…or I mean not hot to the average straight man…but hot to the fat girls and the gay men who are obsessed with Glee because that’s who watches Glee…giving her a false sene of hotness in the way she carries herself…cuz it can’t be a real sense of hotness cuz no matter how I look at her…she’s a fucking monster…hard nipple and all….She’s got the face of an inbred perfect for some horror movies…but unfortunately at the top of her game, thinking to herself “they’re just jealous” when she reads these honest reviews of her looks, when the reality is, we’re not fucking jealous in any way, and she’s actually fucking disgusting…like she might as well have a cock or get a sex change to have a cock, cuz at least that way she’d be able to believe that anyone fucking her are with her for her and not for her money, fame, lifestyle or whatever other reason a straight dude would fuck a bitch like this….
Posted in:Lea Michele
2011
27
Jul
The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat..
Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit….
Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares.
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2011
27
Jul
Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….
Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2011
27
Jul
I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Geri Halliwell or as some like to call her Ginger Spice or at least what is going on with her face in these pictures…but I do know that she looks all haggard and useless and emaciated like an ex stripper on dexatrim…oh right because she is an ex stripper….who may or may not be on dexatrim….because there was a time she was fat and now she’s not….not that it matters…..these pics suck…I prefer her when she’s flashing tit….
But here are her pics anyway, you know since I’m the president of her unofficial fan club that I just started cuz I got nothing else going on…
Posted in:Geri Halliwell
