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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

26

Jul

Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

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Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus…

Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit…

But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic….

I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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2011

26

Jul

Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

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Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down…

See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob….

Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

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2011

26

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt Short Short Wearing Escort of the Day

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Here are some riduclous implants on some Paris Hilton at 45 looking woman, all fit and tight bodied, despite her age thanks to good Swedish genes, that are luckily being used for sex work…even if that sex work is masked as a relationship with a married guy…cuz that married guy happens to be a midget..but more importantly…..dude’s a fucking billionaire…and as much as I hate her for trying to sue me…I’d love to watch that circus perfoming sex tape that is her sex life….and here she is pretending she’s in her 20s….in her dress and the fact that her life is that of a 25 year old trust fund kid….always chillin’ by a fucking pool in a tropical place…

Who cares. Here she is showing off her useless do nothing talents…but not quite as well as I’d liker her to be….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Continues of the Day

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I appreciate Ashley Tisdale’s hustle…ugly in the face but willing to embrace it and make herself a body that can make us forget her imperfections that still managed to get tons of undeserved attention for her having due to marketing….and media manipulation…and that’s okay cuz in the years of obscurity that she’s been living, she’s done the gym up and a fit little ass, no matter what face is attached, is great to stick your dick inside….better than a pretty faced fatty…

So I guess the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch has officially become the Ashley Tisdale Hot Body Watch….

She’s defied all odds…but she did it and I like to think I’m partially responsible…for all the teasing….but then I remember that no one reads this site…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens…The Pudge Continues with Her Not So Pudgy Sister of the Day

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Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion…

But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

26

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Mom in a Bikini Body of the Day

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I love me some full, heavy set mom tits…you know shit that just hang in a way I want to titty fuck and cum all over…

I also love me some nice round, thick mom ass….you know shit that just hangs nicely over her mom legs…

They just don’t make moms like this where I am from, maybe it is genetic, or the fact that she’s a motivaed bikini model who gets paid for this shit to look this good….cuz I’m really digging her half nakedness….cuz she single handely is making me less hateful of pregnancy….but then again she hasn’t shown off the damage it did to her pussy…so maybe I’m jumping the gun here….

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon is Over of the Day

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I love big cleavage…especially on a newlywed coming home from her honeymoon, cuz I know how chicks are and when a dude locks into them with marriage, it’s pretty obvious they’ve spent that last week or two with a dick inside them…especially when it is slutty Minnillo, or as I like to call her, the new Jessica Simpson, who was taking it from behind in the Mexico Hot Tub long before Nick Fag Lachey ever prompsed…

I’m thinking that’s why she’s showing off so much tit, it’s kinda like when girls are about to get their period, all fertile and ready to make babies, if she hasn’t already got one growing inside her, which would obviously explain the whole wedding thing in the first place….

And who cares, pregnant, married, jacked up on estrogen or not….it’s fucking hot. Look at that glow of a bitch who just got what she want and let her pussy take a beatin for it… Enjoy…..cuz I know I am…


Posted in:Vanessa Minnillo

2011

26

Jul

Miranda Kerr’s Baby’s Got the Right Idea of the Day

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It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

26

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Strong Arm in a Bikini of the Day

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(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them)

Alex Rodriguez has this thing where he takes women and turns them as hard and as manly as he can get them without being actual men…whether he shoots them in the ass with steroids before they fuck him up the ass with their newly grown dick clits…jocks are all the gay same….

Cameron Diaz was once hot…seriously awesome thin, long body, but now she’s just boxed the fuck out and looks post menopausal and the only period she gets is when she rapes girls on their period…..

At least that’s what it looks like…..

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

26

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I spent my morning jerking off, or at least trying to cuz I haven’t had a full erection in years….to webcam girls….cuz webcam girls are like the strippers in your bedroom that you don’t have to pay or…

I watched at least 2 hours, bouncing from girl to girl…and I finally settled on Slim_Sexy22, she’s 23 from Italy….if you’re in Italy you should try to find her…

You see….cuz I hate fat chicks…cuz I am married to one….so the skinnier the fucking better to me…..I’m talking skin hanging of fucking bones and shit….like an eating disorder in the worst way…even though historically skinny girls have the meatiest vaginas…cuz there’s no fat to keep the shit contained….but a meaty vagina is still a fucking vagina..cuz the second I see a cellulite dimple, unless it is on a perfect round ass, I want to ban the bitch from eating even salads….

It’s not my fault, it is my wife’s…for being so disgusting…

Either way, I am still so hooked on these girls who get half naked and fuck on webcam…who are these mystical creatures….what motivates them…why do they do this or free….they are clearly sent to us from god…here to make us cum…..

The reality is…there are so many fucking hotties on this….It’s enough to make a dude jerk off 5 times a day…get fired from work…and turn to jerking off 5 times a day on cam for gay dudes to pay the mortgage….Amazing invention.


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