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2011

25

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Clothes Edition of the Day

I only do the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate that she won a hottest starlet award a few years ago…cuz if you look at her you know there’s very little “Hot” about her….at least not her face…

But with the teasing from the blog world, and an eagerness to have at least one redeeming quality, she had a nose job that didn’t really change the weirdness of her face…if anything it made it worse…so she hit the gym and with gym comes tight body..and with tight body…comes a lesser importance on her ugly face…cuz no one’s looking at it….making her plastic surgery nose job almost a waste of money, all she needed was that gym membership she had to get anyway, something I’m sure she didn’t realize when getting the nose job, but girls are retarded when it comes to insecurity and go under the knife for shit that doesn’t even bother us in the grand scheme of their ugly…because we’re looking at their tight body..

If you know what I mean…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

25

Jul

Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror….

Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking….

Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit….

Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”….

I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez in her Bikini of the Day

I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t….

Yay…

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2011

25

Jul

Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I just finished saying that I didn’t care what a bitch looked like, just as long as she was in a bikini…well I want to take that statement back…cuz I know that what happened was I was so excited by all the ridiculously hot pussy…that when the ugly bitches walked by I didn’t even notice them..and if I did….I was so excited by the hot pussy that I was pretty willing to finger their assholes with my tongue…

Cuz when ugly pussy is alone, in a “Me against the pool” party….it’s hardly something you want to mount like an animal in the fucking jungle….but instead…it is something you’d rather want to erase from your memory…espeically when it is in picture…something hardly jerk off-able…but the good news is that this in the fucking internet and you’ve got yourself some google to take care of your pervert needs…pervert.

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2011

25

Jul

Bar Refaeli Israeli Model Tits in a Bikini of the DAy

Here are some pics of Bar Rafeali in her bikini…but more importantly Bar Refaeli lost control of her bikini top…and showed some nipple, in probably the least attractive display of her nipple of all time….

I spent the better part of yesterday looking at chicks in bikinis, and as picky as I am with these celeb bitches about their bodies, I learned that I generally don’t care how a bitch looks, I’m talking pot belly, sloppy ass, fatness, saggy tits, no tits, anorexic skinny, or acne ridden, the fact that they are half naked in front of me, makes me want to fuck their imperfections….

In reality, seeing these bitches in real life, was far more exciting than these pics of a super model in her bikini….

I’m pretty sure half the chicks I saw had better tits and body than this….

So we should stop celebrating these million dollar bodies, cuz there are poor chicks out there that are just as fucking good and much easier to throw in the back of your van….after she tells you to fuck off….

You see cuz sometimes, rape is the only option you’ve got….

Here she is in another bikini…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

25

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I posted the Amy Winehouse post drunk on Saturday and it came up blank, so I updated it but now I am convinced I’ve been hacked…

I spent the day at a cheesy fucking beach. I’m talking Jersey Shore style beach. Filled with implants, hard nipples, strippers, bikini bottoms one size too small exposing pretty much full pussy, thongs, tans, rosaries, bad hair cunts, lots of drugs, people ripping lines off each other’s chests, one amazing topless dancer, with great natural DDs and I was being fed free beer…making the whole experience as amazing as it sounds…

Here’s the mourning hangover dump.

How to: Fail Like a Boss – VIDEO
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25 Sexiest Fan Tributes
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better
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Police Officer Tears Up the Course at a Motorcycle Rodeo
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Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con For Wearing This
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Proper Web Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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She is Toying Her Wet Pussy
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Meet Jessica Caban
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The Only 4 Good Things About Captain America: The First Avenger
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2011

23

Jul

RIP Motherfucker – The Amy Winehouse Edition of the DAy


So the Amy Winehouse Death Watch is officially over….after a bunch of years I kinda saw this coming…I mean you’d think someone woulda staged an intervention….put her in lockdown and on suicide watch or something…

Based on her hot recent pics….I thought she was back on track…but I guess not.

Wasted talent. Wasted life. Avoidable death….but at least she got as far as she got with her voice….cuz most crackheads I know aren’t recording artists…

I only found this out now…cuz I’m heavily hungover and made a fool of myself pretty much all night…offending friends, lovers and enemies…you know dealing with my own addiction….and not worrying about another persons….but not being able to jerk off to new pics of her…cuz she is porn to me…is gonna take some adjusting….

At least she left us with great music…and here are a few of her hottest pics….I was a huge fan and she will be missed….

Here she is singing Valerie live…seriously amazing…I am sad about this….I really thought one day I’d be her blake…That day will never come….but at least I can to her old pics….

She looked like a corpse and now she is one…..AND That’s a wrap…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I want to become a reverend cuz officiating weddings has always been exciting to me….Maybe I’ll do a mail order shit or maybe I’ll just give up on that dream ….cuz I’m lazy and I’d rather preach my shit here to my congregation of none…Awesome.

Here are the stepLINKS…It is summer…you should be summering…but I’ll still tend to your pathetic needs….cuz I”m lazy and I have a bottle of booze here and no where else to go…

Anne Hathaway In Bathing Suit
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Brandi Glanville Bikini Publicity Stunts > LeAnne Rimes Bikini Publicity Stunts
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This Courtney Stodden Chick is Such a Trashy Slut and I Love It
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Chihuahua Scares Robbers
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Mila Kunis Chose Her Own Body Double
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr LIVES
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Minka Kelly on Horse With Gun
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Dog is Better at Boardsports than You
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Olivia Wilde’s Gonna be a Pornstar in a Movie Instead of Lohan
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You Gotta Check Out These Web Cam Whores
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Snow Dive FAIL Even Though It’s Summer – VIDEO
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Sarah Hyland Is A Sexy Cheerleader
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Megan Fox is in Elle China
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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Slutty Amateurs Get It On
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25 Biggest Sports Stars of Past 25 Years
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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WTF is With This Cowboys and Aliens Movie?
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Cry Baby
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Tyra Banks = Still Insane
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Beyonce Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Guess That Super Model Ass
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Who Needs Doors? This Guy Doesn’t – VIDEO
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NYC Subway Cat Fight!!! – VIDEO
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Shippingg Accidents. Whoops – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max Has One Sweet Ass
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LaToya Jackson Goes Into Michael Jackson Killing Conspiracy And Whoopi Gestures For Her To Shut Up!! [Video]
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Lexi and Molly Get It On
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The Saddest Handjob In America – Comedy From Louis CK
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Ashley Simpson in Short Shorts
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Queens of Machine Fucking – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Swimsuit Gallery
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Hipster Cutie in a Field
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Audrina Patridge is a Kmart Model
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging – VIDEO
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Web Cam Amateur Puts On a Show
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Heidi Klum in Short Shorts
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Check Out Victoria Moore
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John Stamos Says Ryan Seacrest Is Gay
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Emma Roberts is Leggy
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Carnival Ride Accident is Kinda Awesome
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Jul

Naked Subway Rider of the Day

I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot…

Now I’m going drinking.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Jul

Vanessa Minnillo’s Honeymoon Pictures of the Day

I am pretty disappointed with these honeymoon pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo …who I just assumed were already married…cuz he’s been with her since Jessica Simpson was skinny, which seems like a lifetime ago…

The reason being that before they were even married…back when they were dating…dude got caught slamming her from behind in Mexico…and I was kinda hoping for them to upstage their last performance…but she’s still in a bikini and that is worth looking at…

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