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2011

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up in a black guys apartment with a ripped asshole and no evidence of used condoms” cuz I was so wasted…but I guess it really happes…the proof here is in the pudding…Disgusting.

Other eventful things that happened today and that are hardly eventful are:

An old Bitch said “Stay Cool”…I said ” Bitch, I was born cool, that’s not gonna ever change”…then i realized she was talking about the heat wave…

Some gay jogger was talking to a woman on the side of the road topless, after what looked like a jog cuz he was was wearing jogging shorts, but you can never tell with the gays….and mid coversation, he took his towel and started drying off his sweaty fucking balls, like it wasn’t a big deal…I’m talking towel up short leg mid conversation…now I know why they are more prone to aids…

My pubic hair pageant hasn’t had one entry…proving yet again my ideas are stupid and no one likes them…

That’s why I get my revenge by fingering crackwhores hard…I’m talking juices or whatever that substance is….maybe pussy or disease, piss or impending death…dripping off my wrists….not washing my hands…and encouraging strangers to shake my hand, lend me a pen or anything else that will transfer my disgusting onto them…It’s always a good laugh…

If you’re looking for other good laughs…here are the stepLINKS…that will expose you to everything I didn’t post but could have if I wanted to…but figure it is easier to link other people who already did it…ya heard?

Minka Kelly is In Tight Pants and Shooting a gun
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Katie Holmes Looks Fantastic When She’s Photoshopped to Look Nothing Like Katie Holmes
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Live Sex Shows to Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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How About Some Playboy TV, Even Though Hef Peaked in the 60s…
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How About Some Kardashian Family Photos
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Scarjo Has New Cock
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Parking Fail That is Probably Done by a Woman Because they Can’t Drive
(And Yes, I Expect Your Hate Mail)
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Surviving A Friends With Benefits Relationship
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You vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Stare Down
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Seriously, What. The. Fuck. is Lady Gaga Talking About?
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Free Cam Shows, From me to You
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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60 Most Cringe Inducing Nut Shots in Sports
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Britneay Spears Has a Fart Problem and This is Probably the Best Photo Ever to Prove It
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Jennifer Aniston, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Fucking Trash – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson’s New Lingerie Line Means Some Pam Anderson Photos
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Bar Refaeli is Still Hot as Hell
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Nikki Rhodes is a Big Titted Red Head
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Kim Kardashian is Suing Old Navy Because They Used Some Bitch That Looks Just Like Her in Commericals and The Funny Part Is This Slut is Also Banging Her Ex Reggie Bush
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Fire Table Stunt FAIL – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Get It On – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Teenage Killer Who Hammered His Parents To Death Blames Rap Music, Ecstasy And The Devil For His Crime
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Mickey Graham and Kylee Reese Get It On
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Women More Likely To Sext, New Book Claims
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Zoe Saldana & Jaimie Alexander Are Looking Hot at the Captain America Premiere
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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How to: Cross the Street in vietnam
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Hipster Cutie in Short Skirt
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Sophie Monk is Slutty as Always
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Sexy Web Cam Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria Looks Like Shes Taking a Dump Hahahahah
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Slut on the Back of a Motorcycle in WAY to Short of a Skirt – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Aixia in a Ray of Light
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10 of the Greatest Movie Sidekicks of All Time
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How About Some Kitti Kotoure?
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Mila Kunis Has a Butt Double
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Jul

Ivana Trump Flashes her Billionaire Granny Pussy of the Day

If you don’t find this Ivana Trump Panty Flash hot, there is something seriously wrong with you…She’s a billionaire ex model, she has had Donald Trump cum in her at least 3 times, she is a grandmother, who pays younger men to dirty fuck her cuz she can afford to, and her vagina has had Ivanka in it…

.I mean I can smell the class on this shit from here…I’m thinking going down on her would be the closest you could get to licking gold bars and diamonds…a leathery mess that probably loks like a crime scene of amazing…and when it is all said and done….I think I just came…

Posted in:Ivana Trump

2011

21

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Pig Cleavage of the Day

Here’s some Kim Kardashian fat midget ethnic Jersey Shore looking tit cuz I know she’s on her final stage of her fame….and figure we should take it in when we can…cuz, fingers crossed, she won’t exist in 5 to 10 years from now, cuz that’s where talentless, trash who milk the media and for some reason it works belong…unknown…

She’s a dump of a person, which would explain why her black boyfriend pissed on her like the urinal she is in their sex tape….

Which reminds us that she really is nothing but a porn star who conned us….and the chances of her revisiting boring sex is always likely….because girls like this always had money, so they don’t do it for money, they do it to have people look at them and the attention….

But today, we’re stuck with a short fat body in a push-up bra, cuz that’s the fat girl move, since it’s all they have going for them….I mean other than the daily nasty shits they take…but who really wants to look a that…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

21

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini Model of the Day

I prefer a time when she hadn’t quite made it…you know when she wasn’t the new Megan Fox…when she was just some up and coming model who had one or two seasons with corporate monsters Victoria’s Secret, who I assume these pictures are for, cuz even with her big famous movie star career, they probably still own her and may even be behind the shit to make their campaigns more high profile, cuz that’s what owning 90 percent of the the underwear market in the world is all about….you know since we’ve been told we need to wear underwear and that underwear needs to be clean leading to drawers full of the shit…that I won’t buy into…cuz I know how these kinds of scams work….you know cavemen didn’t wear underwear, why should we…they just want us to consume…when really our natural scents are erotic….

That said, I also prefer when she’s showed her nipple modeling toples ….cuz This hollywood shit has made her boring….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

21

Jul

Eva Longoria Probably Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

Girls don’t rush to wear white pants like this unless they pretty much know they aren’t about to have their period. So either Eva Longoria’s pregnant, or on that weird shot bitches get for their birth control that stops their period, or maybe she’s got a meth addiction, or is an anorexic who doesn’t get her period, or Eva Longoria’s just finished her period…..all all this Longoria vagina bleeding talk has made me hungry for a burger…or maybe as a tribute to our Mexican roots, a taco…even though she’s about as Mexican as the Mexican food they sell up here, cuz her pants aren’t the only thing that’s white, but so is her fucking soul….and pretty much everything about her princess cunt….

Now stare at her ass.

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2011

21

Jul

Liam Neeson’s New Pussy of the Day

It seems like just last year Natasha Richardson died skiing in Montreal. Looks like Liam took her checking out as the opportunity to check out new pussy and stick his penis inside it…

Proving ….all guys are the same…when one of your whores dies, they go through a minute of adjustment and maybe even sadness, but luckily there’s always another one to stick your dick in around the corner, so you can divert from sadness by refocusing on sticking your dick in new pussy, and in Neeson’s case, her death was way cheaper than a divorce….it’s like a win win that everyone feels sorry for you about, meanwhile dude’s penis is partying on the inside when the news of the death blowsover…I mean you can mourn forever motherfuckers and why waste time when you learn that life is a precious thing that can be taken from you in a second, when your wife dies, giving you even more reason to rush that boner into new twat….even if her corpse is still warm…

Posted in:Liam Neeson

2011

21

Jul

Rihanna’s Cool Shirt of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Rihanna reads this site…firstly cuz everyone reads this site, it is like an amazing cult, next level content, innovative, interesting, funny, politically charged, riveting, thought provoking, and representative of the state of America, no holds barred coverage of all that is bullshit content….that no one actually reads….but secondly, cuz I made the obvious observation that she should be wearing heels…cuz her thick legs can’t support flats….and here she is wearing heels…coincidence…no way…obvious…maybe but I’d rather not think about that…cuz it is discouraging to the plight of the drunkenstepfather….

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

21

Jul

Emma Roberts is Some Long Legs Boring Shit of the Day

These pictures were substantially more exciting when I saw them as thumbnails…I was thinking there would be cametoe, or see through, or pretty much anything better than this…I mean she’s skinny, has a decent body, and a deadbeat dad who gave her this acting career, while he was out back drinking himself silly, going in and out of rehab for never being able to relive his oscar winning career, by instead doing shitty movie after shitty movie, tormented soul that didn’t have energy to spend on his little girl…leading to or at least I hoped whould lead to a girl craving as much male attention as possible, but instead I’m stuck with this….miserable…but I’m posting it anyway, as I want you to go on this blogger journey with me…it’s part of the process.

These pics need a lot more daddy issues….and a lot more “Look at me, I’m in movies, guys want to fuck me, look at my nipples, vagina, bikini, panties, anything but this”….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

21

Jul

Leslie Mann in Leggings of the Day

Here’s Judd Apatow’s shitty wife in some Judd Apatow shitty movie….again….I wonder how she got cast for this one…and you know what…she doesn’t irritate me…she’s actually funny…far funnier than Judd Apatow’s frat boy bullshit is…

It seems fitting that Apatow would let his buddy Jason Segal man handle his woman, he seems like that kind of gay guy, you know in it for the “boys”, who was never fully straight, but went that route because he could never be a “fucking fag”…what would the frat boy mentality boys he always encourages to show their dick and fart on his face…with his dick and piss humor think…they’d never casually shove their balls on his face while he slept again and he couldn’t risk that…

It also seems fitting that her last name is Mann…you know…just a natural extension to his repressed homosexuality…

Not that it matters, here’s her fit hot mom body in leggings and I like it…for some sick reason I call liking all things in tight pants with a vagina…

Posted in:Leslie Mann

2011

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson Crazy Person Shorts of the Day

What the fuck is wrong with this girl…she has the potential to take that sex appeal I know she’s got somewhere under those ridiculously large clown shorts…and give the public what we want…

I can only assume that Star Wars is behind this shit, cuz with all brain washing, telling a bitch what to wear is on the lowest end of the spectrum…I mean that’s gotta be the case…cuz he doesn’t want guys jerking off to his woman…and I guess he doesn’t want his woman getting more work and reaching her full potential as a slutty actress cuz he’s already reached his peak and is only downhill from here….but at least he’ll always have comicon, Mark Hamil shit….

Cuz any self respecting woman knows that jean shorts are supposed to be short, tight and not make you look like a little kid in her dad’s shorts trying to make everyone at the dinner party laugh….

Insane….or they are mocking us…either way…they suck..

Posted in:Rachel Bilson