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2011

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My shit’s not this bad…but it’s pretty bad…I think I need to finally go out and get an actual job…which is a fate worse than death…I haven’t worked a job in over 6 years!

The good news is that I’ve accepted and embraced my failure at the internet, it only took me 6 years to do it….

Here’s my morning hangover dump and stepNEWS combined, that’s not so much a hangover but an miserable reality check that it’s time to strap down..but the good news is I’m gonna down guns a fucking blazing, ideally with my dick inside a blasian.

How to: Fuck With Your Roomate in the Shower. Not Literally Though
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Throwback to Heidi Klums Legs in Thigh Highs TO Get Things Started
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20 Sexy Sports Hottie Twitter Pics
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Free Cam Shows Because EVeryone Deserves a Little Something Extra
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The 10 Hottest Babes You Could Take Home to Mom, Because Porn Stars Have Diseases
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Kid Versus Glass Door Hahahahaha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Get a Load of Khrysti Hill
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Yup, She’s Tit Flashing All Right
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Meet the Kind of Girls You Never Have to Tell Twice
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Some Pics From the Volcano in Chile That Will Make You Shit Your Pants
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Jun

Carmen Electra in the Bathtub for the Pussy Cat Dolls of the Day

Maybe I’m desensitized and I don’t find this Pussycat Doll Vegas Burlesque shit fun or interesting to watch. I grew up on hardcore porn and real strippers, and although I can appreciate the art of striptease, I don’t like when the shit is intellectualized or made into anything more than getting naked for a motherfucker to throw a handfull of dollar bills at a slut , or maybe Carmen Electra is just oo old for this choreographed Vegas show, like a 20 year old just starting out and trying to get work in entertainment…while Carmen Electra is on the tail end of her fucking career and is just doing this for one last paycheck and cheer from a man who remembers her from the 90s.

As far as I’m concerned, this is pathetic.

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2011

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Two exciting things happened today..

First, I posted that tranny’s are better than women cuz they don’t get their period so you can fuck them all month…not that a period ever made me not fuck……it was a failed joke that apparently my tranny audience appreciated cuz I’ve been sent 10 erect dick with tit pics…and that’s exactly what I didn’t want to have happen….

Second, the PR team from Soul Surfer sent me a press release promoting their one-arm jesus freak surfer movie baed on a true story, so I asked for an interview with the shark that ate her, and they never got back to me.

You can’t win these days…but I did do 18 posts…which is just insanity…

Here are my stepLINKS…

Dennis Rodman Agrees With My Tranny Theory
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Jennifer Anniston’s in What May Be a See Through TOp
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Some 14 Year Old Actor is Getting Naked In THe New Romeo and Juliette –
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Minka Kelly Hotness
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I Kinda Hate Reese Whitherspoon But Hearinfg That She Shut a Bunch of Young Hollywood Bitches Down is Kinda Hilarious
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Web Cam Girls You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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Faith Healer Morons
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The 10 Hottest Girls At The 2011 MTV Movie Awards
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Amanda Bynes is Wearing a Nice Tight Dress
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Jennifer Aniston Won An Award For Being Hot
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You’re as Broke as I Am
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Two Girlfriends Have Playtime
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The 25 Sexiest Cheerleader Squads in Sports
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Cheryl Cole Lost Her Job Thanks to Nicole Scherzinger’s Awesome New Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr is Topless
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She Looks Like a Boy But I Would Bang Emma Watson
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Some Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Kris Jenner is the Pimp of All Pimps
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Hip Hop Video Girl Will Make Your Day
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File This Under The Only Reason so Have Kids – VIDEO
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Now That’s a Booty Dance
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Awesome Street Names – GALLERY
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Gotta Love Twins
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Good News For Fellas: Doctor Suggest Starring At Big Breasts’is For 10-Minutes A Day For All Men! [Video]
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Kathy and Symone Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Courtney Cox is Looking Rough
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Some Dreamy Girl on Girl Action
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Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Blake Lively at the MTV Move Awards
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Dirty Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out Melissa
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Gotta Love a Beach Hottie in a Bathing Suit
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I Love When Models Fall
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The 20 Things You’ll Buy This Summer (But Really Shouldn’t)
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Alyssa Milano is Still Hot
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Scarlett Johansson Just Because
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This is the Key TO Getting Girls Naked on the Internet…
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Michelle Hunziker Still Has A Sweet Fuckable Ass. Here It Is…
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Paris Hilton Replaced By Snooki
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Rihanna And Her Pussy Shoved In Your Face
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

06

Jun

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Fuck Shakira and her most viewed video on the internet. I think her 35 year old ass is boring as fuck…I mean until it starts gyrating in some hispanic/latino/amazingness….and the whole thing reminds me of last night in my regular crackhead park cuz they had a Latino fest and I saw pregnant chicks, obese chicks, young chicks and old chicks of all colors and shaking their asses in ways I didn’t understand but knew I liked despite how vile some of the bitches were…it was like I was seduced by the shit…imagining how it looks when it fucks….and unfortunately, I didn’t get to fuck one of them…I got too drunk to take advantage of the port-o-potty of seduction….

Either way, here’s Shakira in concert, ass in tights, doin’ alright in these almost romantic ass pics of the bitch…

Posted in:Shakira

2011

06

Jun

Rihanna’s Hilarious Concert Bikini Pictures of the Day

Rihanna’s funny….I don’t know what she’s doing with her career but definitely in some kind of period of re-adjustment….trying to find her place amongst the Gagas….tapping into some Island flavor to give her some edge, despite denouncing her Island flavor when leaving to make it in America….but earlier this weekend she was lap dancing some women and didn’t even ask her name…and now she’s in some string bikini on stage showing off her thickness…it’s like it’s become the Rihanna back alley stripclub song and dance show…and I’m into it…even though I hate her.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

06

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Old Weathered Tits Can’t Hide Her Gunt of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she gets old and grows herself a muff gut….Even for bitches who have relied on their looks and luckily it worked out for them….You know just nothing she can do to deflate that fat above her uterus…sit ups won’t work, bigger fake tits won’t work, nothing will work…but to accept the natural process of man…and stop wearing tight fucking clothes…End of an era maybe, but I’m pretty sure she’s still a fucking a slut…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2011

06

Jun

Some Soccer Ball Slut in a Bikini of the Day

If I was a professional soccer player, I’d be fucking hotter pussy than this. Hell I’m a shitty obese blogger with no money and I fuck hotter pussy than this. I was just in the park and there was a new mother breast feeding her baby and she was better pussy than this. It’s like this soccer ball slut got the ring on her figure and figured “Set for life, give up on everything else, cuz I can”….and here is the product of that shitty attitude…a shitty body…in a bikini and a sucker who cheats on her whenever he hits away games…or at least should cuz she’s been nothing but a disappointment…

Posted in:Diego Boneta

2011

06

Jun

Heather Graham’s Legs Aren’t Dead of the DAy

I’ve always like looking at Heather Graham both naked, clothed, or in a bikini….There’s just something that happened in the late 90s I call Boogie Nights, where her willingness to play a strung out, full-bushed, pornstar during the 70, great tits and all, spoke to me….and she’s managed to maintain…which is a lot better than the strung out sex workers I know…but maybe cuz they never went Hollywood, they stuck to their craft and didn’t divert off course…

Here’s some Heather Graham leg…

Posted in:Heather Graham

2011

06

Jun

Meagan Good Still in See Through Pants of the Day

So Meagan Good is some useless token black trash needed for black programming the corporations are forced to produce…

She’s been wearing the same see through pants on purpose the last week, and I’ve been writing about it, cuz I like see through pants, even though I don’t know who the bitch in the see through pants is.

Now she’s gone so far as to write like an illiterate piece of trash from the projects, for us to “Mind Our Own Business” even though she’s wearing see through pants and writing us notes begging us to talk about her…

Annoying. Obnoxious. She sure put us in our place now – send her back to where she came from…

Posted in:Meagan Good

2011

06

Jun

Adrienne Curry Tweets Her Fake Single Tits of the Day

So Adrienne Curry hates me. She went out of her way to tell me off on Twitter once for calling her out for being the garbage human that she is….and now she’s single…which is what happens when a bitch marries a motherfucker for the sake of continuing a reality career that eventually died and forced her to stick with him cuz it paid the bills when nothing else was….but thanks to twitter has now been revived letting her blossom as an independent woman so long as she posts tit pics…

I don’t know she’s garbage there’s no excuse for me posting or promoting her…

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Posted in:Adrienne Curry