2011
27
May
I think it is safe to say that Lohan is looking for something to attach herself to in terms of meaningful work, you know by linking up with people she considers to be genius artists or some shit, cuz why else would she agree to do this art fag, college student caliber smut, where she’s in a bikini…oh right…because she wants us to remember her while on house arrest…I’m digging it.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2011
27
May
Rihanna brought her high waisted underwear to the Today Show. I don’t know why she didn’t perform in a sheer panty, maybe it is not allowed, or maybe she likes to forget the days of being a teenage prostitute back home in barbados, even though that is what gave her the career she has today, it is the reason she’s on the Today show today…
I’m getting bored of these pantless performances by average at best women, I say we kick old school and make them perform a striptease during their performances….cuz there’s just not enough clit in pop culture these days…we need to bridge the gap of porn and MTV. We’re ready. At least I am, but then again I acknowledge a whore being a fucking whore, when everyone else thinks this bitch is special cuz she has a record deal and millions in the bank. Oh well.
I’d post the video, but you don’t need to be put through the hell that is her screechy horrible sounding singing voice to grasp her ass in motion….just look at the pics…
Fine – I changed my mind…cuz she likes the smell of sex in the air….
Posted in:Rihanna
2011
27
May
Everyone was shocked that Christina Hendricks has natural tits. They were blown away or something because I guess they didn’t take the time to look at the rest of her body, which although isn’t obese, is still pretty fucking doughy, hence the reason she uses her tits to distract you from her belly, it’s the oldest fat chick tit in the books. Get with with program retard.
Posted in:Christina Hendricks
2011
27
May
Here’s Tara Reid, showing off awesome second set of fake tits after the first set humiliated her as she parties in LA, because I guess the party has finally come full circle and the epic, never ending spring break story has finally come to an end…I’m I am kinda glad she didn’t die in the process like those other celebs who couldn’t handle the heat of the 5 year all night dance party….I’m talking to you Brittany Murphy.
Here she is in her regular clothes….
Posted in:Tara Reid
2011
27
May
This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat, and more importantly, she’s added “Looking like fucking shit” to her profile about information….in the facebook profile that is her life….
You liked that internet tie in didn’t you? That’s why you’re a fucking virgin with no friends. Sort it out fucker.
Well I don’t like what has become of a young tight body I wanted to fuck, in a lot of ways this is a fucking tragedy, in a lot of other ways, who the fuck care, we’ve moved on to jerking off to new celeb pussy…in the circle of washed up celeb pussy life….
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2011
27
May
Fergie is so tiny. She’s like a pocket pussy that talks, dances and makes money to pay for the luxuries her husband gets to take advantage of, because he’s only had one acting gig, and after taxex, paying his agents, paying off other women he fucked while Fergie was on tour, he’s left with nothing, but a loyal pocket pussy in tight pants…and what it really comes down to is how the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? It’s like they know we want to see that shit and they are holding out. Along with killing Princess Diana, there’s some more reason to hate them….
Posted in:Fergie
2011
27
May
Here’s some hipster Bruce Willis, Demi Moore offspring walking around in ripped fishnets, and the good news is, she’s not Rumer, cuz Rumer Willis is a fucking monster from some kind of Alien womb of hell…and I blame her birth on an ancient curse, punishment for bad behavior, karma and too many abortions coupled with expired semen from various men, drug remnants from crazed coke and speed parties…..
Where as this Tallulah trash, still has the shitty genes, but the tainted womb was cleansed and the punishment completed with the birth of her troll,demon sister….
So here are her young hipster legs that you know lead to young hipster bush…and hipsters love me so I’m in.
Posted in:Tallulah Willis
2011
27
May
I posted these NUDE PICTURES SHOT BY MARILYN MANSON OF HIS EXES….unfortunatly the bitches in the pictures were of the wrong ex, because Evan Rachel Wood is built like a dude and Dita Von Teese is a fucking porn slut to begin with, and both are naked in a typical day cuz they buy into bullshit artistry cuz they are poser losers…when the real ex we want to see naked is Rose McGowan, cuz she’s actually hot…
Here she is in tight pants…How the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? Sucks.
Posted in:Rose McGowan
2011
27
May
One of the most annoying things I hear when it comes to celeb pussy is when a motherfucker says Sarah Silverman is hot. She’s built like a dump truck, and not a nice modern dump truck with air conditioning and other luxuries, I’m talking a dump truck you’d find in some backwoods field used to transport sheep shit.
She’s got no redeeming qualities, I would hate to see her naed. Her shoulders are broad, her face is horse-like and bucked, and her legs and ass look handicapped and fat….
So as much as she can make a motherfucker laugh, she can’t make him cum, she has no sex appeal and even with the most intense and professional blowjob skills that helped her get this career, if you”d get down with this, you may want to see your therapist, cuz you are probably faggot.
Posted in:Sarah Silverman
2011
27
May
Kim Kardashian has decided to televise her wedding to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, who is white, which makes no sense, but the publicity stunt does, cuz she knows people are gonna not care about her in a year, that her time at the top is closing into an end, and that it is now and never to have the Royal Wedding everyone watches on TV like she was a Princess she thinks she is, thanks to her dad spoiling the fuck out of her before dying to not witness his whore daughter be a whore….
It’s so obvious, yet everyone buys into it, when all we should really be doing is watching her suck a black cock to launch her career…cuz she was pornstar and needs to head back down that road….after this whole mainstream/legit/toying with the public thanks to strong PR shit ends.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
