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2011

28

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s a Bloated Pig of the Day

I understand that Jean Leggings are in style.

I even like that they are. I mean shit who needs real jeans when you can have spandex jeans that fit your hot ass like a fucking condom, unless of course you are Christina Aguilera, or really anyone looking at her, who you would rather see in clothes that fit like a condom fits me, nice and baggy thanks to non existant genitals…

I understand that Jean Leggings are comfortable, you know for a bitch who had too much to eat at dinner, the elastic is forgiving or some shit, and no one likes the circulation being cut off on her size 0 jeans…..but when you’v ehad too much to eat in general, over the last few years, ending up like this pig, it’s probably a better choice for your elastic waist band pants to be the fat chick kid, that don’t hug every other part of you….you know the shit you see grannies wear down at Wal Mart.

Overall, this is both disgusting and disappointing, cuz there was a time I actually liked her tight little body and big fake tits, that time was before the rest of her caught up with her tits….Not that I wouldn’t still use her like a bouncy castle….I just wouldn’t be as excited about the whole thing….not that that’s even an issue as me and X-Tina don’t really know each other…so we can move away from focusing on things that will never happen, and instead put our energy to thigns that have happened, and that’s that she’s fucking huge. Good times…except for the dude who has to see her naked. Cuz no one likes a fat chick……

On a sidenote, you can kinda see her bra.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

28

Apr

Evelyn Lozada’s Basketball Wife Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this Basketball wife bitch is. Her name is Evelyn Lozada and she’s either Blasian, Blispanic, or some other mixed breed I’ve never heard of….but more importantly, she’s got fake tits…

I didn’t even know there was a show called Basketball Wives. I just saw her pictures in the paparazzi for the firsqt time, and figured her trashy fake tits needed people to pay the attention they were clearly crying for…., and upon further research learned that she was the attention whore I expected her to be, it’s just instinctive for me at this point, I recognize off duty stripper outfits like the shit is my pervert sixth sense….

It turns out she’s had naked pics leaked…and everyone knows I love naked pics scandals, even when I have no idea who the bitch is….it’s just such basic whore behvior that needs to be celebrated….

Here are some of her nudes….no pussy cuz she has to keep us wanting more….can’t give it all up your first try at this shit…

Here she is getting out of her car in off duty stripper…that first got me to notice her hustle…

Her strategy to be known is working. Next hustle from Kim Kardashians business plan is SEX TAPE….not that I fucking care.

Posted in:Evelyn Lozada

2011

28

Apr

More Miranda Kerr Mom Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

We went through this yesterday. Whether she got implants or she’s just milk filled, she’s got a contract with Victoria’s Secret that reads, your tits are ours, don’t let them ever fuck around, without being in the best bra we custom made you, based on designs from our Aeronautical engineer and team of designers, that make your tits the most perfect they can be, cuz the second you have a shitty tit day, we look bad, and we’re a billion dollar industry that owns you, and we can’t let that happen, and to prevent that from happening, wear this, put on this see through tank top, walk around for the paparazzi, make the world forget you ever got pregnant, faster than it took Orlando Bloom to cum the night you got pregnant…If you know what I mean…

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2011

28

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Bad Lesbian of the Day

All this picture needs is a little more fist and a lot more pussy lip. Seriously, if you’re gonna go to the trouble of making Selena Gomez mount your redhead ass no one wants, cuz you’re a redhead and they are weird, sometimes even scary, except maybe for the handful of people curious and not disgusted by bright orange, that shouldn’t grow naturally in nature, except maybe on citrus or flowers, hair growing on cunts….and I’ll admit I’ve always been curious to experience a red head, like a pale as fuck, red lipped, orange pubic haired girl, but not curious enough to not gag when I wrote that out…

Either way, these pictures suck. More nudity, tongue touching, comparing clits, or nipples, or nipples and clits, would make all the fucking difference, and I guess Beiber hasn’t taught her the ropes Usher taught him when it comes to same sex playtime, cuz Bieber doesn’t have beaver fever, but you probably have Beiber’s beaver fever, so that’s why I’m posting his fake girlfirned for publicity to masturbate to. I’m nice like that.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bathing Suit Cuz That’s What She Do of the Day

I don’t know when these Ambrosio pictures were taken. I don’t even know if I’ve already posted them or not, they all look the fucking same. I have a feeling they spent a month on a beach with her, took 10,000 shots, and release them 6 at a time, because she’s like groundhog day, only in a good way, not a Bill Murray acne scar kind of way, cuz bitches who are professional bikini and bathing suits wearers, always make bikini and bathing suit wearing good to look at, but then again, that’s not really a hard fucking task, as I’d look at anyone in a bikini, even you. Gaylord.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

28

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pretend sto Hit the Gym of the Day

Look at this doughy pig pretending to leave the gym, even though a body like that doesn’t really represent a body that works out. I am sure her personal trainer is the only personal trainer in hollywood who doesn’t want anyone to know he trains Kim Kardashian, because it will reflect badly on his work. I mean I guess what it comes down to, is that if this a million dollar body with the best of the best dieticians, image consultants, trainers, I’d hate to see what she’d look like as a common whore, I’m thinking WalMart cashier…

Now look at what made her a fat celebrity whore and not a real fat common whore, as she sucks this BLACK MAN’S COCK…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

28

Apr

Sophie Simmons Brings Back her Thick Legs of the Day

Here are a set of half Israeli, half Canadian legs trying to fit into America, and by fit into America, I mean get fat.

See with all their fast food, junk food, high fructose corn starch eating fatness, the only way to be unassuming and deemed beautiful fat person encouragement and acceptance, obesity is the American way….

The reason I say that, is because no one ever comments on my shit, but for some reason, My Sophie Simmons is Fat post from last week, got me hate mail…

People love this bitch, support this bitch, and think that I shouldn’t single her out for having thick thighs cuz she doesn’t work out, cuz she’s not out there for the paparazzi, her dad made her do the show, she’s a victim, one who clearly emotionally eats, while I just think I’m doing her a fucking favor…we can ignore it all we want….but then bitch will just end up Kardashian.

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2011

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s a nice hairy back to start the day….

I don’t know why I find it so funny that I only start work at 1 pm. But I do. Maybe it’s cuz it makes me feel like you’re all suckers, but then I look around and realize that if I had a real job, maybe I wouldn’t have to steal 20 dollars out of my wife’s stash that she never notices I take from, and maybe I wouldn’t live in a one room basement apartment that is very third world, but maybe that’s not incentive enough to get off my lazy ass….You get what I’m saying, you’re a bigger loser than me, only you wake up early…

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Curly Blonde is Masterbating
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3 Girls Get Their Fuck On
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She’s in a Hot Little Mini Skirt
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Some Slut in Florida Tried to Have HEr Husband Murdered and She is Claiming They Did It to Be On TV. You Can’t make This Shit Up
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Neve Campbell Shows Off Some Hot Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Strips Down
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Tila Tequila Avoids An Upskirt. Wait, What?
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Kendra Wilkinson Shoves Her Pussy In Our Face On DWTS
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Sofia Vergara See Through And Spandex. Totally Fuckable
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Posted in:MHD

2011

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I witnessed a race war. A little African baby dressed like a pirate and his dad were crossing the street and an Asian almost ran the kid over, making the dad go tribal…the Asian jumped on his cell phone faster than his little cousin made your shoes….it was funnier in person…

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The 10 Hottest Women From England
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Free Webcam Girls….
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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Being Pregnant is a Pretty Example of Why Some People Should Be Spayed or Neutered
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If Lindsay Lohan Actually Wins an Oscar in 5 Years I Will Kill Myself – VIDEO
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These Sluts Take It All Off
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Okay This is Some SERIOUS Backhoe Driving Skill
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God Damn Marisa Miller is Hot
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Nicolas Cage Dropped His Kid. Child Protective Services Generally Frowns Upon That.
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Sluts Are Easiest When They Are on Vacation
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Geordie Shore is Like Jersey Shore with a Uk Accent – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows For You, Broke Ass!
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Lebanese Model Gets Naked
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25 Hottest Fans Wearing Basketball Jerseys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Dianna Agron Panty Peek
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Who Would You Rather? Kate Middleton or Chelsea Davy?
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Beyonce and Her Green Knee Socks Want Kids to Get Active – VIDEO
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I Can See Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples
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September Carrino’s Rack Makes For An Awesome Morning
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Lucy Pinder is the Queen of Boobs
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Erin Nicole is Trashy and I Like It
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Meet Jessica Pangelina
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I Hope Will I Am Gets AIDS
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Bridgette is One Hot Slut
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Miley Cyrus Nipply With No Bra & Thin White Shirt
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Ashley Olsen WTF Are You Wearing
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Jo and Vera Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Yet Another Japanese WTF Are You Wearing?
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More Ladies @ US Weekly’s Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Party
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Teen Shakes Her Big Ass Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nina Dobrev Claims to Love Her Curves But For the Life of Me I Cant Tell Where They Are
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Check Out Brianna Frost
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Alessandra Ambrosio Models Victoria’s Secret Swimwear
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Elle Macpherson Is A Hot Mom In Jeans
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

27

Apr

Kristen Stewart Filming a Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

Kristen Stewart took some time away from the trailer park she clearly is from and the father who clearly fucks her, to go and make millions of dollars filming that Twilight bullshit, that’s become the new Harry Potter, in billion dollar movie franchises cuz it manipulates teenage girls by shoving masturbation material down their throats….by casting average at best looking girls to play the main character, cuz if Kristen Stewart’s character was hot, it’s make them feel like shit about themselves and they’d never buy into the shit….Trust me, millions of dollars went into marketing this shit just right….and her being not so hot was a key factor…

But for some reason, the more naked this bitch gets, the less I seem to care about her inbred looking face. I guess it all stems from me being a pervert.


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