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2011

21

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Not So Lesbian, Lesbian Twitter Pics of the Day

I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.

People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…

Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.

Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

21

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits of the Day

When you’re fat, you’ve got limited choices when it comes to sexing yourself up, and if you’re the lucky kind of fat, you’ve got tits.

Cuz there are fat chicks with not tits, and that’s just awkward to look at, while fat girls always have something dudes can focus on, cuz there are always dudes easily won over with tits…no matter how fat the bitch is…cuz dudes are pathetic…myself included….especially when drunk…cuz pussy is unfortunately pussy…even if it depresses me in the process…

Thank god you can’t see up her skirt….even though I’d like to evaluate the damage…and wish I could see up her skirt…cuz today’s been pretty dull

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

21

Apr

Esme Bianco Tits on TV of the Day

There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people..

Here’s Emse Bianco…..ass, titties and bush….

Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just got a notice that Facebook is suing sites that use their facebook like button who didn’t read the terms and conditions and realize that facebook doesn’t allow people to like pics of topless chicks….cuz facebook is a modern day dictator out to run the fucking world with all your personal information….disguised as a safe place to meet people…and you’re all insane for drinking the kool aid and buying into this obvious insanity….this may be the end of me…even though I’m no different than a Playboy, I just don’t have that mainstream endorsement, traffic, advertising dollars or appeal, cuz I like my tits in the gutter where they belong, not classed up from the gutter…and really, who cares about me, I don’t make as much money as DJ Pauly D, meaning I’m pretty much lower than the lowest….

Here’s today’s news…
Storm Trooper Slut Will Give a Nerd Like You a Boner
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The Sexiest Poses in Sports
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PINK IS NOT A MAN, Really? of the Day
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Free Cam Shows For Your Broke Ass
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Lady Gaga is Equating Her Music With the Holy Land, Not That I Give a Shit About the Holy Land, But Still
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Get a Load of Miss Paris
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Huge Ass Perky Tits
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Drunk Sluts Can’t Keep Their Hands to Themselves
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Hot Blonde in a Slingshot
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Even Six Year Olds Think Charlie Sheen is a Fucking Idiot
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Posted in:MHD

2011

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked what the most embarrasing song on your ipod is…I wrote:

my wife taking a shit- it isn’t a technically a song. But it could be…you know like that whale songs shit!?…literally.

And for some reason, I thought that was a funny…mainly because it is true…and then I realized that makes it not funny…but instead very fucking depressing and now I’m gonna go kill myself with drink….

On a side note all you idiots I hate who celebrate 420 like you’re high school boys, you do realize that 420 is neo nazi propoganda to force you into celebrating Hilter’s bday without even knowing it…you fucking Nazi pig…

Speaking of Nazi Pig…Some things just don’t make sense to me and never will…

Here are my stepLINKS

If Kirstie Alley is a Size Six, Than I Am Sober…Maybe she’s talking in fat chick sizes…
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The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore
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Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret Doin the Costco
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Fashion Party
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Web Cam Sex Show Fun
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Hot Blonde on all Fours
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Candice Swanepoel In Her Sexy Little Undies
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Christine Teigen Tweets Slutty Photos and I Like It
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Beach Sluts that Will Get You Laid
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Helen Mirren is the Kinda of Old Lady I Can Get Down With
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Free Cam Shows and Free is a Price You Can’t Beat
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Amateur Slut is Self Fisting in the Ass
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The 25 Hottest Ladyn Surfers and Wakeboarders
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Naomi Watts Pokies
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Katherina Heigl WTF Are You Wearing?
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Who is Heather Morris and Why Aren’t I Banging Her Yet
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Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker, Who Would You Rather?
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Audrina Patridge’s New Show is Super Fucking Lame
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Tia Tanaka Deserves Your Undivided Attention
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pick a Fight With the Bouncer
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Jana Jordan and Her Tight Body
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Some Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Mob Wives Looks Good!: Jail, Rats, And Of Course…. Fights! [Video]
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Carie and Paris Diamond Get It On
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Lucy Pinder & Rosie Jone’s Topless Dyke Out Continues
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Beyonce is Blonde and Leggy
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Brigette Likes to Play With Herself
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Krystal Forscutt Zoo Magazine
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Hipster Girl Wears Everything At Once
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THROWBACK – Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria – The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!
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Hot Teens in the Shower
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele Bundechen, Just Because
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But Porn Star Giselle Gets Naked
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Lady Gaga is Out Of Her God Damned Mind
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Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Cleavage For Diet Pepsi
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Striptease of the Day
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It’s Funny Because He’s Fat
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Tank Top At Coachella
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What Kim Kardashian’s Ass Really Looks Like
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Katy Perry And Her Sweet Ass
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Audrina Patridge – Pretty Much Naked For VH1
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Lady Gaga’s Zipper Vagina Revisited…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

Apr

Anja Rubik in her Underwear Promoting Something of the Day

I am a fan of Anja Rubik. I have posted pictures of HER NIPPLES, TITS, Cleavage, Half Nakedness a few times before…and I’m a fan.

Maybe it’s gotta do with the communist, hard working to please “The Man” upbringing she had, or the fact that she escaped being in the sex trade or a circus performer , or even a hooker to the Czar or whoever ran the USSR…..

But I think it’s just got to do with me liking girls who get half naked in picture/video…whatever the motivation is…whether fame, fortune, exposure, attention seeking, prevention of being deported, it’s all good to me…

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

20

Apr

Erotica for Fashion of the Day

The model’s name is Maritza Veer. The photoshoot is for a magazine called FLATT Magazine that I’ve never heard of, but that I assume is for fashion, despite being softcore porn, they just didn’t tell the model that, they let her thing this was high concept shit, that made her an artist or a muse who helped an “artist” hoping to advance her career as a model, you know taking it to the next level by being so eager to work for the photographer….and doing whatever it takes…even though growing up she refused to get naked in pictures in the event she ever became a politician…cuz getting naked in pictures is for whores…something she’s convinced she’s not…

And maybe she isn’t cuz I have a feeling she didn’t even get paid for this shit…I know a lot of girls who want to be models, all of them willing to get naked if there’s a hipster setting to make it not porno….Naked for the promise of personal gain working in fashion as a model instead of getting naked for money and the promise of personal gain working in the legit fashion world…makes for good fucking times…

I cheapen everything…

Posted in:Maritza Veer

2011

20

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Multiple Personalities of the Day

Jessica Simpson, or one of her handlers, because clearly she’s a large animal, posted this picture to her Twitter calling it “United States of Tara”, I assume referencing the show and channeling it in this photoshoot showing off her multiple facial expressions, that in her retard mind represent multiple personalities, instead of the whole psychological aspect that it takes more than just making facial expressions to really make up multiple personality disorder…and here are her tits and fatness doing things fatness should never do in outfits fatness should never wear..can’t wait for the video.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

20

Apr

Kate Middleton’s Hot Little Future Queen Tits of the Day

I don’t know much about the monarchy, other than that they are inbred and full of repressed homosexuality and scandal. But I do know that the queen is on Canadian money.

I also know that this Kate Middleton is the future queen, getting married into this powerful family, cuz it was a better option than her last boyfriend who wasn’t in the Royal fucking Family.

Which means that one day she’ll be on our money too, and I can’t wait to jerk off on it, not that I have a problem jerking off on money I put back into circulation, hoping hot chicks use that 20 to rail lines of cocaine and unapproved semen dust, but at least now the scenery will be much better….cuz the old bitch on our money now is pretty awful looking…

Long Live the Queen…

Posted in:Kate Middleton