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2011

18

Apr

Tallulah Willis in a Bikini Top at Coachella of the Day

Hipster festival Coachella Happened this weekend as it does every year.

Celebrities and/or celebrity offspring went out to pretend to rough it in the 5 star hotels to listen to a ridiculous line up of their favorite acts.

While tens of thousands of other idiots were herded together, sweating together, and not showering together and the whole thing seems pretty fucking lame….and to me being sent to Coachella would seem like a hellish punishment…unless of course you’re in the VIP section backstage, in which case I hear it’s pretty luxurious, hence why all the celebrities and celebrity offspring attend…It’s the in thing to do….who cares….

Here’s Tallulah Willis, thank god she’s not Rumer Willis, cuz Rumer Willis is a monster that represents Demi Moore’s broken uterus and drug use she had to get out of her system on the first born, making this one less freakish, but still pretty freakish….hipstered out, fat and downs syndromey….what the hell is wrong with Demi Moore’s pussy?

SHe’s in a bikini top, I am sure there are gonna be more Coachella bikini pics as the day progresses…

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2011

18

Apr

Vaness Hudgens May Be Getting High in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I’ve been drugged, but I’m not a drug specialist. Always been more into drinking. By the looks of this white Effron’s semen he saved in a jar so he could cum when she’d fuck him cuz he could pour it down his throat to taste a man while looking at her beard, still staying true to his gay roots, looking substance on Vanessa Hudgens finger, that everyone says is coke, but that I’m gonna say is probably icing, candy, or anything but coke, cuz despite this bitch loving controversy, releasing nudes, trying to disconnect from Disney cuz they didn’t pay well, and her love for attention, no celebrity would do drugs out in the open, it’d kill their career, even if Suckerpunch felt a lot like suicide, I have a feeling she intended it to be her big break…so I’m not gonna speculate, I’ll stick to the facts, she’s at Coachella, the land where the mainstream become hipsters for a weekend, somewhere I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, she wore a bikini and she was probably very high, because that’s what people do when they want to rock out to the music in crowds, but there’s not way she was getting high in public, she was probably doing it in bathrooms and hotel rooms like a normal celeb…so I’m sticking to this being Effron semen that gives her superpowers.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My hangover perpetual, even when I don’t drink. That’s just how I feel daily…unfortunately I had to take on some work doing gardening this weekend for an asshole friend of mine cuz I need the money to pay for this fucking server…now I’m pushing 300 pounds, I am not built to rake, life, dig, even if I am fucking mexican you racists….meaning hangover or not all I’m feeling today is pain. Welcome back week.

Here are the morning links….

She’s All Wet in a Black Bikini
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Suit Up: Sports Hotties Who Need a Bikini Shoot
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The Best Things In Life Are Free and That Includes These Naked Chicks
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Teen Mom Maci in a Bikini Showing off her Implants cuz that’s what trash does when it comes into money
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Kara Alison is Dressed Like a School Girl
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College Girls Kissing
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Native Cowgirl Hottie in Short Short Denim Shorts
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Young Wife Strips Down and Gets Herself Off
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I love Halle Berry Tits
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Kacey Jordan is Hanging Up Her Used Condoms and the Coat Hanger She Uses For Abortions for Good
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Real Girls, Real Amateur Video
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest stepNEWS….news that is on the news but that isn’t news because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world…but it does showcase the real idiots of the world…or at least of America and that’s always a good time…I guess…

Police Officer Attacked by Cow
A Hickory Creek police officer is out of the hospital after getting attacked by a cow.

Man Bites Dog, Sues Police
A 33-year-old man who bit back after he was caught by a Phoenix police dog is suing police.

Pre-Teen Condom Site Causes Furor
Philadelphia’s new campaign to educate young teens on the dangers of sexual activity has sparked some hot debate around town.

Caught on Tape: Mom Has Child Steal Purse
A shocking case out of Wilmington, Del., shows a child forced to steal and it was all caught on video.

Houston Dad Accused of Letting Baby Eat Pot

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2011

18

Apr

Shanay Hall In a Hot Fashion Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Shanay Hall and she’s not black, despite her name…

I don’t know much about fashion, but if this is what it’s about, I’m tempted to pull a Bruno, fag out and trick these bitches into thinking I’m important enough to try to convert to heterosexuality via coked up blowjobs to advance their careers..Imagine the blowjobs…these hungry models give while taking out their hunger, sucking up any nutrients, even if it is only 10 calories of semen…..Amazing…

I’ve never heard of this model, Shanay Hall, but I need to see more of this bitch, cuz when she’s a half naked and sexed up dominatrix for fashion…I’m sure she’s a few steps away of spreading her pussy for fashion, you just need the right gay guy with connections and a vision there to convince her….It’s amazing what bitches will do to get noticed…it’s like they are all whores or something…how could that be…LOL….

Yes, I just LOLed. It was to represent irony. I just don’t know what irony means. Maybe it was meant to represent sarcasm. Who knows, it’s early. fuck you…

Posted in:Shanay Hall

2011

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am scared of the US Government….That’s all I have to say about that…Big brother is watching….It is totally unsettling..and I’m not even American…Crazy world we live in…

Anyone else drunk, farting, slurring their words, yet incredibly coherent in their minds?! Or am I the only one?

Here are my stepLINKS

Lohan Never Looked THis Good
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Brooke Mueller is Totally Fucked Up On Drugs
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SLutty Teens Being the Whores You Know they ARe
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Halle Berry Amazing Tit
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Audrina Patridge’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Shows Off Her Tits And Black Bra
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Spend the Weekend With Chicks That Aren’t Your Mom
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Indian Hotties With Hotter Bikini Bodies
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Kate Upton Super Cute In Her Underwear
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Adele: “I Projectile Vomited On Someone”
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Take a Vacation with More Sluts Than You’ll Be Able to Fuck
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Bob Barker Looks Like a Fucking Zombie
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Two Girls Eat Each Other Out in Public
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Snooki and the Crasiest Wrestling Cameos
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Body
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Courtney Cox, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Rachel Bilson
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Jessica Simpson: ‘My Breasts Get Me Out of Parking Tickets’
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Taylor Swift Says She Will Never Pose Nude. Cue Naked Photos of Taylor Swift Surfacing in 3…2…1…
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Autumn Riley Gets Us In The Friday Spirit
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Anna Schilling – Anthropologie Lingerie
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Jamie Hammer Has Some Big Tits
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All Signs Are Pointing to Sarah Palin’s Youngest Kid Is Really Bristol’s First Born
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Tasha And Her Friend Get It On
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“Nirvana Fans Are Sluts” Is What A New Survey Has Taught Me
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Looking Hot
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Orgasm on the Fucking Machinev
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Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Hipster Girl Looks Like She Shit Her Pants
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Ana Beatriz Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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World’s Worst Entertainment Reporter
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Inga in Fishnets
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Yeah I’d Bang Susan Lucci
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Check Out Jenna Presley
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Cindy Crawford Likes to Fuck and She Doesn’t Care Who Knows It
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Alison Brie Drops Some Serious Cleavage On Jimmy Kimmel
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Jennifer Hudson Shows Off Her Saggy Tits
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Say Goodbye To Online Gaming As Feds Take Over Poker Sites
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

15

Apr

Jessica Lowndes in a See Through Dress of the Day

I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…


Jessica Lowndes
Jessica Lowndes in a See Through Dress of the Day

I guess this 90210 bitch is trying to find a way to solidify her careera nd get noticed and make a name for herself by drawing attention to herself cuz she knows that one day soon, the public will catch onto the scam, and realize that 90210 the Next Generation is the worst fucking thing to happen to TV, and even though we get that there’s hours of digital channel space to fill, there’s no excuse for this shit, we’d rather watch infomercials, or locally produced cabel access, or anything but the low grade Aaron Spelling old man cum shot of an idea to make his daughter relevant revisited a decade after his death….it just makes no sense..but her dress makes total sense…even if it only to distract from that horse head long face…Enjoy…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2011

15

Apr

Something’s Wrong with 125 Magazine’s Spread of Day

Here’s a little game I want to play….called what’s wrong with this published picture…It’s from 125 Magazine, which I assume is some fashion bullshit that gets girls naked cuz they are perverts and realize that it’s easier to get a bitch naked if you mask it as art/fashion/high concept…and not just getting a bitch naked on camera for the sake of getting a bitch naked on camera…which is not the point of this post…the point is to ask you what’s wrong with the picture…you have an infinite number of guesses cuz I’m not really paying attention to your answers, shit’s more on a rhetorical kick…cuz I’d rather be drunk…but think it through and you’ll be pleasantly surprised, pervert….

Posted in:Naked for Fashion

2011

15

Apr

Selma Blair Pregnant Tits of the Day

Selma Blair’s got PREGNANT TITS! Too bad I have to hit google to try to figure out who this bitch is…cuz before pregnancy, she hardy existed, now she’s everywhere…

I hate being excited about PREGNANT TITS but sometimes I like to take the role of the affair when looking at bitches who were once flat chested before getting knocked up like dirty little domesticated whores, you know the whole look for the positives, like the fact that you can’t knock them up when they are already knocked up by someone else, and that you can nourish yourself off their milk filled tits when you couldn’t before, making them a self containing community you only have to escape from the natural disaster that is childbirth as it ravages pussy and body….

Most of the time, I like my bitches barely able to get pregnant…so this is new to me…

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

15

Apr

Shauna Sand Looking Amazing of the Day

Shauna Sand is not a big part of my life…but…I am just amazed by a big part of her body…her pussy…

I don’t think that makes sense, but I’ve seen her Sex Tape in action, actually I was the first to leak it to the internet, in her quest to be famous, or at least more famous, than being some stripper dressed slut who was once in Playboy who is probably going to have some really fucked up kids when they grow up, you know thanks to her mom fuckin male prostitutes on camera to really solidify her position in the entertainment world and the whole thing is so weird…but not as weird as her fucking plastic surgery ravaged face…


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Posted in:Shauna Sand