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Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sierra Ferrell Brings the Weirdo Nudes of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Sahara Ray Sucks Dick of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day
Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2011

14

Apr

Raica Oliveira Poses For Heine Heine Spring Summer 2011 Collection

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Her name is Raica Oliveira, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a Brazilian swimsuit model, who has done SI and some other swimsuit model shit….which means she could also be a tranny, cuz everyone knows Brazil is the second largest exporters of trannies behind Thailand….not that I think she is one, but what the fuck do I know, today’s the first time I’ve heard of her, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to give her a gynecological exam, I’ve really only seen her in these pictures for a bathing suit line that I can only assume is for the 40+ crowd, cuz shit’s all high waisted and tank top oriented to cover up the fact that a bitch is in the 40+ crowd…babies, stretch marks, one too many pieces of birthday cake, you get what I’m saying here….and if you don’t it’s that this bitch needs some more erotic bikinis to model…I feel like I’m at the public pool mid summer with a bunch of mom’s looking at her…and that’s only porn to me when nothing else is going on….

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2011

14

Apr

Aubrey O’Day’s Amazing Face of the Day

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I do this thing that showcases an amazing facial expression of celebrity pussy every once in a while. I call the feature Amazing Face and it”s borderline genius…and by borderline, I mean as far away from the border as you can fucking get from genius….I just figure sometimes it’s funny to laugh at these insecure bitches, all done up cuz they know and want to be shot by the paparazzi, especailly when they slip from their focused and practiced pose and getting captured looking like this pig Aubrey O’Day, making a face like the farmer’s about to insert his 15 inch black cock inside her cuz she’s the fattest pig in the barn…and that brings moderate joy to my life…..don’t ask me why, cuz I won’t tell you.

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2011

14

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Promotes Scream of the Day

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Here are pictures of Hayden Panetierre describing her boyfriend’s 7 foot tall dick that she inserts in her midget pussy….in some kind of circus act neither of them could avoid…you know growing up the freakshows that they are…..it’s one of those destiny things….where two souls who once traveled the carnival together in the 20s have finally found each other in this life and are reliving the shit…only more luxuriously, cuz instead of people paying a penny to their handler to see them, point and laugh…they’re the ones getting paid and for some reason the fans aren’t pointing and laughing at them anymore, they are just masturbating and fantasizing about them…The world’s changed so much.

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2011

14

Apr

Amber Heard’s Lesbian of the Day

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Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true…

Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic…

Fucking lesbians….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2011

14

Apr

Beyonce on Set of her Music Video of the Day

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Beyonce was fat on set in tight clothes. You know trying to compete with Rihanna for her husband’s affection….You know taking on her sex appeal and showing off her body…knowing that that’s what the public wants…not knowing or realizing in her cunt celebrity bubble that she’s had one or two too many buckets of Popeye chicken…and that she should really invest her time and energy in other things….like anything…to avoid being seen in public, you know like eating contests with the fat Williams “sister” cuz I don’t really like looking at it…and let’s face it…it’s all about me…

Either way, here’s an old, fat, tired self proclaimed DIVA, trying to keep up with the market, by doin’ the Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna hustle, 40 pounds too late…

All this to say, I wonder if she’s a natural blonde…but more importantly, does her pussy match the drapes?

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Apr

Kate Bowsworth Skinny Legs of the Day

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I prefer Kate Bowsworth topless on the beach , even if those topless pictures were staged and no nipple was captured on film, see I get that her skinny ass has small ass tits, but you’d still expect to see nipple, unless of course she’s had a mastectomy and opted out of getting nipples tattooed on, otherwise, there’s no fucking excuse…

Not that it matters, I mean the reality is that Kate Bowsworth doesn’t need nipples, sure she’s looking fucking old, but she’s maintained her skinny, and there’s something really magical about a skinny girl, with skinny legs and a skinny body and that magical something is that she’s not fucking fat, like every other bitch in the world these days….making her one of the dying breeds…soon to be extint…I saw Wal-E, I know how shit ends up….

Either way, nice legs, I’d love to wear them as a scarf.

Posted in:Kate Bowsworth

2011

14

Apr

Kirstie Alley’s DWTS Diet’s Really Working of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars really worked out for Kirstie Alley’s fitness level. Bitch looks fatter than ever…I guess days of dancing gets offset when fueled by dozens of donuts…you know the whole “I worked out all day, I can afford to eat 2 large pizzas and some chocolate cake”…unless this is her skinny….

Not that you care about Kirstie Alley or her sloppy fat chick body…unless you do…and I’m just jumping to obvious conclusions, you know cuz she’s fucking disgusting looking…in which case I’d apologize…if she wasn’t disgusting looking…and the real issue in all this is not so much that you’re into Kirstie Alley, cuz I don’t care about you and your weirdness, it’s that I’d totally watch her sex tape if she had one…and there’s nothing good about that!

Here’s some other trash with chubby thighs to divert from the pictures I just posted…I assume she’s on the show…I just didn’t bother paying attention to her name….instead I focused on what’s important…shorts and boots…

Posted in:Kirstie Alley

2011

14

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

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I’ve never heard of this Jennifer Lawrence before, I just assumed she was related to Martin Lawrence and Joey Lawrence, riding her last name to the top, but it turns out she’s already got an Oscar nomination under her belt, and I’m just too ignorant and not into movies called Winter’s Bone, even though you think that’d be the first movie I bought tickets to, if I bought tickets, based on the name alone…and now she’s in something called The Beaver, another movie you’d think I’d see based on the name alone, leading me to think she’s onto some clever scam to get perverts into her based on the movie she’s been choosing… and luckily for you, you can see the outline of her beaver in a bikini for GQ….obvious tie in, but what the fuck do you want from me, all this celebrity shit is like a horrible re-run that never ends, different name, different pussy, same hustle….luckily it is half naked. It keeps me watching…

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2011

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone I know has a TV show that she won’t let me on, but she does send me harrassing messages regardless, asking me to help get the word out for her casting, and being the nice guy that I am, despite not being allowed on the show, I’m gonna post it. I know, it’s got nothing to do with my hangover dump, but that’s probably because I don’t get hangovers from vodka, however the pizza I ate at 5 am raped me, but this was never meant to be about shit, it just evolved into that….

Here’s the casting call… Enter. It will be amazing…and hysterical…think of what they boys back at the trailer park will think!

A new reality tv series based on the ins and outs of the fashion and luxury industry is looking for six interns with huge personalities to live & work in the Hamptons for the summer. We are looking for wild, loud, outspoken, and colorful individuals who are willing to work hard and take part in a fabulous lifestyle. If you think this chance of a life time is for you, please submit a 1-3min casting tape that answers the following questions: 1. Who are you – a rebel, a good girl, a heart breaker, the class clown, a bad boy or just tell us in your own words how you see yourself. 2. What is important to you? What does luxury mean to you? What does fashion mean to you? 3. What would make you a great fashion/luxury intern? Please e-mail your casting video to: fashioncasting9465 (AT) gmail.com.

I know GMAIL addresses always feel so legit, but I know first hand it is….

Now here are the morning links….

Who Wants Booty Cookies?
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25 Sports Hotties That Came out of Nowhere
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Free Cam Shows to Waste Your Day Away
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Two Hot GFs Experiment on One Another
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Morning Hotness
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She’s One Hot Police Chick
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Drunk Chicks Get Dirty Together
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Shy Girl Gets Freaky, Cause The Quiest Ones Like Getting Nastyv
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Louis CK X Ricky Gervais = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Amazing Things
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think I got confused for another Jesus Martinez today…from a teen girl or a sex offender trap:

Her:

when is our meeting

Me:

what meeting

Her:

YC

Me:

what is that

Her:

youth council…..

Me:
what is that

Her:
are you being seroius

Me:
yes

Her:
jesus?

Me:

are you flirting with me again

Me:

are you on drugs again

Me:

you and your drugs

Me:

are you still a virgin, or did you finally let your dad fuck you instead of just put it in your mouth.

Me:

Hello?

Me:

Where’d you go?

Me:

What are you wearing?

Me:

I’m masturbating right now.

Me:

Is it illegal if I mail you my soiled panties.

Me:

Oh and Youth Council meeting is on tuesday….

BLOCKED

That was the end of that. Sadness. Here are my stepLINKS….

Catherine Zeta Jones Big Tits are Bi-Polar
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Karina Smirnoff’s Playboy Cover
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Some Half Naked Bitches Doing Half Naked Bitch Things
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Bikini Pics Ever
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Web Cam Sluts Who Do Their Job Right
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The 10 Hottest Girls From Virginia
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Paris Hilton’s Disappointing Cleavage Drop
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Because Sluts Are Easier When They Are Drunk on a Beach
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Free Cams. Nuff Said
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These Sluts Can’t Keep Their Hands Off One Another
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jenn Sterger, Rachel Uchitel and Company: Gold Diggers or Victims?
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Toys for Grown Up Playtime
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Kaye Bosworth is Topless
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I Love Emma Stone
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Wow Taylor Momsen Only Looks Like a Half a Hooker Today
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Catherine Zeta Jones is Losing Her Mind
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Genevieve Morton is One Hot Blonde
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How Hot is This Brunette?
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Hair Pulling and Titty Flapping Fight
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Jamie Lynn Looks Great Bent Over
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Seriously WTF is Wrong With Lady Gaga?
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Brooke and Mandy Get It On
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Kendra Wilkinson New Sex Tape: Dancing With the Stars Plot?
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Yeah I’d Bang Jenna Dewan
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Danica Thrall goes surfing For FHM
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WTF is This Hipster Bitch Wearing
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A Bunch of Sluts at Some Good Housekeeping Party
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Big Boobs At the Beach
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dolly Parton and Her cleavage = STILL FABULOUS
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Again
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Nikki is the slut Next Door
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Evan Rachel Wood Went Full Frontal
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Halle Berry In Her Hot Mama Leather Pants
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Striptease of the Day
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