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2011

01

Apr

Some Christina Aguilera is a Fat Chick in Leggings of the Day

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I don’t understand a lot about fat chicks and I’m married to a fat chick…not that that would make me understand the breed any better…it’s just that I always see these fat chicks in leggings….when you’d think legggins is the one thing, along with naked, fat chicks should avoid….I don’t know if they think it is slimming, even it it just emphaises all that is wrong with their bodies or if it is easier for them to stomach a stretched out XL than a pair of pants with an actual button and zipper that are less forgiving…or if the bitches feel like if they dress fit people will perceive them as fit….but I do know that I don’t have the power to stop them, so I might as well join them….and embrace this shit…even if I can’t get my arms around the shit….and know I’ll never fully accept..but luckily fat chicks are virtually invisible to me…and hardly ever pop up on my radar…except when I’m face to face with them and my “Fight or Flight” response kicks in….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Meagan Good’s Denim Shorts over Pantyhose of the Day

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Here’s Meagan Good dressed like a 3 year old on her way to daycare on “Dress Yourself Day”….I never got the whole shorts over pantyhose look, if anything it made no sense to me, it’s like just wear pants bitch, shorts are a mini skirt, if you uncross your legs, we won’t see your fucking cunt, you don’t need to put that layer of fabric on, it’s weird….I know, lots of Chinese girls in China town do this, but what the fuck do they know, up until 10 years ago, they all wore the same work clothes, government issued motherfucker, so they are allowed to go insane…and you’re not…well maybe you are…cuz that ass is good to look at…even if I don’t know why she is famous…FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now….

We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun…FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

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These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Blake Lively Dressed Like Big Bird Showing Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring….

She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway…FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Emma Robert Street Walkin’ Of the Day

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While her dad Eric was trying to get over his drug and alcohol addiction that stems from being a failure of an actor, despite having an IMDB list longer than pretty much any other actor and despite having an Oscar nomination, once in his entire career, only to end up doing garbage, like kissing this Allison Sweeney, host of The Biggest Loser shit that she does to look skinny by comparison…..

His daughter, who is only famous because of his connections, was out walking the streets in some tight enough clothes for me to think it was worth posting….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory….

She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares..FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples at Some Event of the Day

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I am not the official Vanessa Hudgens fan site. I am not even really a Vanessa Hudgens fan….I just like have of her hustle…she sexts, she leaks pics, she doesn’t shaveher pussy, but she also has a legal team that threatens with not only suing you but also with being a kiddie pornographer, when really Vanessa Hudgens is the kiddie pornographer who took the fucking pcictures….not that it matters….here are her nipples in a dress from the other day and I’m posting it cuz I’m into it… FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

Dream Girl on a Motorcycle
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The Hottest Fan Outfits In Sports
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Collection of Celebrity NCAA Violations
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This Babe is Scorching Hot in the Desert
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Look Smaller
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter By Tweeting Slutty Pictures
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Big Boobed Squirter
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Terry Richardson is a Fucking Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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2011

01

Apr

Georgina Stojiljkovic Topless in Tank Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who this communist Georgina Stojiljkovic is, but I know she’s topless in some magazine and that works for me….I mean I’ve heard that Russian girls are all spoiled bitches in the worst way now that they don’t live in work camps on rationed ammenities, but in my mind they are still the kind of bitch you can save and control by showing pictures of their war torn neighborhood with threats of sending them bac… FOLLOW ME

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