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2011

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hungover. Just woke up. What did I miss? Other than proof that a topless man is often times way more offensive than a topless women, make toplessness legal, of the day?!

Not sure what I mean, but I’m sure I mean it. FOLLOW ME

Guy on Electric Scooter Scoots His Way Through a Flood! Yes! – VDIEO
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Foul Sleazeballs: The 50 Biggest Creeps in Sportss
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Free Cam Shows That You’ll Never Get Tired Of
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Dumbest Plays of the NCAA Tourney Thus Far. Yup, these are pretty bad….
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Taylor Momsen Will See Miley’s Lesbian Kiss and Raise Her All This Stuf
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Cheerleader Shit Stain
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Curvey Sluts 3 for 1 OMG
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Asian Amateur Gets Oiled Up
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Christian Girls: Let Your Inner Slut Get Closer to Jesus By Getting Up on the Pole
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2011

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment. I was drunk. My friend went outside to smoke. I stayed inside to drink. He witnessed a 20 year old girl, wasted off her fucking ass, jack up her skirt and start pissin everywhere, her bald pussy for all to see, and the fucker didn’t even get the video.

The other hight of the weekend that wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment was a rejection letter from Charlie Sheen’s internship program, not cuz I give a fuck about Charlie Sheen. That joke is over, boring and annoying, but cuz I never win anything…not even when I’m willing to whore myself out to be some bitch who works for Charlie Sheen’s bitch…

Does having the best site on the internet nobody reads not count for something? I was on this celeb paparazzi titty thing before 90 percent of other sites. I guess I suck at life, good thing I already knew that, embraced that and most importantly, love that.

I wouldn’t change me for the world, but I would for 4-6 million dollars, tell your rich friends… FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now – THanks to the Hacker WHo Doesn’t Email Me the Goods But Should…Hopefully they are pre-pregnancy…
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Nicki Minaj is Wearing a Dildo on Stage or She’s Been Hiding a MASSIVE Cock in Her Multi Colored Leggings All Along
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Web Cam Sluts To Start Your Week Off Right
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Petra Nemcova’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Kim Kardashian And Her Big Tits Celebrate Her Brother’s Birthday
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Snooki In A Bikini: Make It Stop!
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Kelly Brook’s Sweet Bikini Goodness
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Beach Sluts Will Make This the Vacation of Your Dreams
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The Best Things in Life Are Free, Including These Girls
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Wyclef Got Shot Hahahahahahahah
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That’s One Giant Dildo
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The NFL’s Hottest Fan Bases
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Toys That Will Make Your Playtime Way Better
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Martina Colombari Panty Uspkirt
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Some Lindsay Lohan Just Because
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Brittany Maddison Has One Hot Booty
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British Girl Group STOOSHE Has a New Single Called FUCK ME
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Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up on Stage
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Rekha Luther Has One Hot Body
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Some Hot Blonde Lesbian Action To Get Your Day Going In The Right Direction
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Victoria Silvstedt – BonPrix Lingerie
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HOlly West is the Hotness
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Gotta Love School Girls
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Celebrity Wax Figures That Look So Real Its Scary!! [PICS]
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Now These Sluts Are What I Call Paradise
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Brooke Mueller Panty Upskirt
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And More Lindsay Lohan
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Julie is on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Presents Damaris Lewis
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And More School Girls
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A Little Bit of Taylor Swift
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Huge Titties on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayde Nicole Strips Down
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Let’s Celebrate National Umbrella Month
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SUV Versus Reporter
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How to Get All the Bitches
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Kayden Panettiere is Bacially Wearing a White Rag
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CBS Willing to Forgive Charlie Sheen
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Yup, Eva Longoria Looks Way Hotter Now That She’s Divorced…
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Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend Is A Drunk. Here’s Her Mugshot
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Katherine Heigl, Smoking In A Bikini
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Nuts For Knuts Dead At 4
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Real Housewives of OC, Tamra Getting Banged In The Bathtub
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2011

21

Mar

Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly Topless for Muse Magazine of the Day

Here is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana topless for Muse…she is best known for being a 16 year old Victoria’s Secret lingerie model back in 1999. Where I am from, that is called child pornography. Victoria’s Secret, you shoudl be ashamed of yourself.

Now she’s naked, 12 years later for a magazine. Who cares? Well I guess I do…cuz I support victims of the international human trafficking sex trade, especially when they make millions cuz they did it corporate… FOLLOW ME

Here is some other bitch named Natasha Poly…she’s Russian and real fucking busty.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|Natasha Poly

2011

21

Mar

Some Boring Victoria’s Secret Pictures of the Day

The problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that the women never have nipples. How can I get off to a bitch’s body if her nipples aren’t hard…it makes me feel like the photoshopped person I am looking at isn’t human…and although getting off to something that isn’t human wouldn’t be a first for me, it doesn’t mean it’s something I like or that I’m not ashamed of.. Pocket Pussy, I’m talking to you…

The other problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that their pics are always the boring fucking same. I get the whole hot chick in underwear thing, but I’d appreciate a little creativity to show off these bathing suits. Slut it up a little motherfuckers, this isn’t the Sears catalog…seriously…

No nipple, no bush, no pussy definition, photoshopped women who don’t need to be photoshopped, in boring poses and boring settings makes me cry on the inside…but at least the girls are ridiculously hot…cuz that shit will save any crisis….war….natural disaster…etc. FOLLOW ME

I guess their new catalog dropped…cuz here’s Erin Heatherton…

And more importantly, here’s Candice Swanepoel….

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton

2011

21

Mar

Taylor Momsen Channels Dakota Fanning in the Runaways of the Day

I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit.

So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with…

It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME

This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts….


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2011

21

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

I like tits on TV. I don’t think it is revolutionary. If anything I think it’s long overdue, cuz all this censorship pisses me off, we should all embrace our primal animal instinct, but for some reason, religion fucked with that, and made sex a bad thing…

But at least the internet is forcing mainstream media to progress, even if mainstream media owns 98 percent of the internet and control 100 percent of the ad dollars.

I like the concept of the show Shameless. I haven’t really seen it. I know it’s another UK made USA rip off, but drunken deadbeat is kinda my thing, so how could it be bad, it’s getting our plight out there…

Either way, shit is uncensored and here are:

Emmy Rossum’s great Tits with Amy Smart talking about being fat when she used to be so skinny while wearing a Bra

And Laura Wiggins….getting down with William H. Macy on some porn site….

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Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

21

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Tits for I-D Magazine of the Day

i-D Cover Anja Rubik from Kloss London on Vimeo.

Here is a video of model Anja Rubik topless , showing off her model tits, for I-D magazine, because fashion has this nudity thing down proper.

They manage to get bitches topless who wouldn’t be willing to get topless if I asked them to do it for the internet prior to their model career, but who do it now cuz it’s part of the job that allows their otherwise talentless asses to make tons of money and get tons of perks like the good life they’d never have if they didn’ go topless, it’s like they’ll let people take pics of them doing anything, as long as it is masked as fashion or art, hilarious….

More importantly the fashion industry make billions of dollars with nudity and they don’t get flagged as porn, they get flagged as fashion, while I get flagged as porn just for linking their shit…making totally no fucking sense…

It is so confusing, yet amazing… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Anja Rubic

2011

21

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Line Bikini Pics of the Day


I am such a relevant site that nobody reads….you know finger on the pulse of sluts in bikini I don’t care about or some shit….

I posted some of these pictures of Kelly Brook posing for her bikini line last weeek, and no body even noticed….

I guess she’s doing all she get before she gets too old and fat to wear bikinis…you know so she has something to fall back on when all her showing off her natural tits for money money dries up with her pussy……cuz in 10 years no one will want to see her ex model body half naked, except maybe me, cuz I like that kinda shit, that’s old and sloppy, ending her cashflow and forcing her to kill herself by eating tons of pills like she was Anna Nicole Smith…..

So she is strategically started up a bikini line that she will draw attention to with her still relevant body, building the brand and hoping it makes her billions like she was Jessica Simpson at K-Mart…..even though people from the UK aren’t meant to wear bathing suits, but are meant to sweep chineys…the whole thing is very backwards…. FOLLOW ME

So here are the rest of the pics I started to post last week…I’m on top of my shit like that…and by shit I mean my wife cuz she’s more comfortable than my bed.

Here are some other pics that don’t look quite like a bikini to me….but are still half naked…

Update you don’t care about hearing – Kelly Brook is Pregnant -I don’t keep track of polluted uterus news, but if I did this post would be about taking in these tits, cuz hips like this never NEVER bounce back from pregnancies….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

21

Mar

Hayden Panettieres Little Cleavage of the Day

Hayden Panettiere sexed it up for some Boxing match she went to.

It’s one of those raised by a vain opportunistic whore and coming to terms with your destiny, but more importantly it’s gotta do with getting fucked hard by a massive man, who probably tears her pussy apart and makes her cum like a fountain, squirting everywhere, you know her 50-80 percent urine girls tell guys is female ejaculation, that one cup of coffee before making it happen, will prove to you it’s all piss and female ejaculation is a myth created by girls who wanted to feel like dudes with an exploding orgasm, it’s some lesbian shit…cuz girls who are getting properly fucked on the regular, tend to dress sluttier….girls who are getting their period also tend to dress sluttier…so maybe these pictures are just of her ovulating…

Point being, he’s Russian, a Boer and practically 7 feet tall, so even if he has a small dick for his size, it’s still probably still bigger than her head…and dude most intensely throw her the fuck around like a little fuck toy….Making them the circus freak couple….and here are her little tits on her little frame pullin some midget porn fantasies out of her Russian circus vagina…

Good times. Now stare at her strongman tits. FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Katherine Heigl is Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day

I have never found Katherine Heigle to be anything but the pig woman that she is. I always found it funny when they made her the love interest in movies, because it just wasn’t believable, there’s no way she was ever the love interest, she’s more the kind of girl you accidentally got pregnant and got stuck with. I get that the film studios are trying to cast people the public can relate to, and American women are fat as fuck, but seriously, I think Hollywood was a hell of a lot more classy, interesting, something to envy, when it held unrealistic expectations of people, you know back in the 40s, when the stars were actually stars and not just bitches you wonder how they ended up where they are, and in Heigls case, it’s safe to assume she ate herself there…

Here she is in a bikini looking like shit, smoking like a good mother would, sloppy bodied cuz the only workout she gets is when her heart rate goes up from the nicotene…

Speaking of nicotene, I am coincidentally wearing my wife’s patch today, not cuz I smoke, but cuz I’m out of bath salts to smoke, and I’m all about not being sober.

Here are the Heigl pics, unfortunately big tits aren’t all that great when the rest of the bitch is big too..swimming in her towel to cover her dumpy ass is appreciated, but next time, maybe bitch should keep that mom body locked up in the room contemplating suicide instead of this stunt. FOLLOW ME

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