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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s the new Megan Fox doing something Megan Fox never did because of her ego that made her think she was better than other common whores and that she didn’t have to get naked for movie roles, a plan that is has backfired on her and that will end in her being naked in movies….She was like the stripper who only did stage shows, because she thought she was a performer who didn’t interact with her audience, when really she was nothing but a slut…cuz all girls, especially when they lose what they had, have to grasp reality and either take off their clothes or get a college degree and a career…

Her name is Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, but your virgin nerd ass already knew that, and she’s promoting some shit naked, and I appreciate this hustle… FOLLOW ME

Here she is with her bald boyfriend going out for dinner last night…if the naked pics weren’t enough for you…you transformer loving virgin piece of fucking shit… FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Loni Anderson’s Old Lady Vagina Hugging Pants of the Day

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Old pussy is still pussy as far as I’m concerned. Sure it may not work the same. It may not have the same kinda bounce and energy, it may not be fertile, youthful or even nice to look at, but it’s still a pussy….if you prick it, will it not bleed, even if it is the only blood the thing has seen since the diaper rash. if you punch it, will it not bruise, even if it is already a shade of purple/blue, if you stick your dick in it, will it not respond, even if no pussy responds cuz you’re built that small…

This is Loni Anderson. The tits on WKRP, the Pam Anderson before Pam Anderson. Masturbation material for your dads, if you have dads who weren’t just John’s fucking some Mexican hooker for the night, like me….

This is the dream being an orderly at an old folks home, or a maintenance man in a gated retirement community in Florida are made of…

Sure her face is a monster, her body probably is too, but I’m not very picky, and it’d make for a great story long after she dies next year and you just have the memory of that night and the panties bedpan you stole to sell on ebay. Amazing. FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Rachel Bilson in Leggings of the Day

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In the event you forgot, here’s a reminder that Rachel Bilson is fucking boring.

Seriously, I’ve never been so uninterested in looking at a picture of a bitch in a pair of leggigns.

That Star Wars dude really fucked up her potential at her prime….at 20, even no personality can be arrousing when flashing your cunt…now bitch is playing all mature and shit…and it makes me hate her. Something I am sure she is really affected by. You Know since I don’t matter and all…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Candice Michelle Trashy for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know who Candice Michelle is, but based on her stupid fake tits, I’m going to assume she’s from the UK and following her Jordan Katie Price’s lead in showing them off as hard as her trashy body can to get paid…I wonder if she’s gonna try to stage having a retard half breed baby too….all she’s gotta do is fuck black dudes then drink heavily while punching her belly as hard as she can…..

This just in, she’s American and some WWE bitch. I was way off on that shit…My sorting out the trash has never been that on point, it all kinda looks and smells the fucking same….

Turns out my retard baby joke was really relevant as Candice Michelle just had a miscarriage 20 days ago…My timing is on even when I don’t know who a bitch is. I should make more money. FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Angela Lindvall Nipple for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s model Angela Lindvall showing her tit for some magazine called Zoo and I figured I’d post it cuz I like when bitches get naked under any or all circumstances, whether paid or unpaid, whether part of their job or just for the sake of doing it, whether it takes serious convincing by showing them the good life when you pull them out of whatever shit job they were living before becoming a model, or just a hefty Paychen in a serious magazine that will secure work for the next decade like she’s Cindy Crawford….I just like knowing that when she was a teen, she never thought she’s be naked in pictures for perverts like a pornstar, and that brings me pleasure…but not as much pleasure as her FULLY NAKED PICS that dropped a year ago. FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Adrienne Curry Bottom Feeding for Twitter of the Day

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When you live off Brady Bunch Royalties you married into, I figure you have plenty of time to work on your body, cuz you pretty much have nothing else to do. Dude’s impotent and can’t have kids, you’re a talentless useless cunt who won America’s Next Top Model a decade ago, making you the first person to not amount to shit from that stupid fucking show that I don’t think one winner ever got work out of, resorting to twitter cuz you’ve exhausted all chances of getting another useless reality show, cuz you milked that career as hard as you could, leaving you with nothing but twitter to show off your fake tits and hope to get followers, and since this is the internet and we’re all perverts, I guess it’s working…

Here’s useless Adrienne Curry slutting out for twitter like it is her job, because it is her job, it’s all she does cuz she fucking sucks at life…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

Alyssa Miller Topless in Video of the Day

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Her name is Alyssa Miller. She’s relatively unknown, at least based on her twitter followers and my extensive knowledge of bitches who get half naked for fashion, but she is a Guess model like she was Anna Nicole Smith…and she was in this year’s SI Swimsuit edition…and now she’s topless in some romantic, artistic bullshit video that I like cuz she’s topless in it and I don’t care how high concept it is or how dude promised to ger her name out there for her career to lure the bitch in to do this for him, I just care that it’s been done and I’m watching it… FOLLOW ME

Here’s her SI video for you to masturbate to – in the event you prefer paying jobs for porn…

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2011

Mar

JWoww is a Best Selling Author in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is best selling Author, because America is fucked, lounging in her bikini on a school day, like she was Paris Hilton, because she can….

I am not bitter that trashy, no Italians pretending to be Italians on a TV show that I think is on its last legs, made trash like this a millionaire, mainly cuz I know that nature will take its course and that her level of talentless cunt will catch up with her, and the cashflow will end. She’s peaked. She’ll burn through her money and she will be the fake tit whore peddling sex tapes in a few years, cuz being in porn was really all she ever wanted to do, this Jersey Shore thing was just a diversion from her dreams…

Either way, here she is doin’ nothing with her big tits and big face laughing at us for making her able to do this…when really she should be working Walmart, or at hooters or some shit…Amazing how the world works… FOLLOW ME

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2011

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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I know you’d rather watch porn than the news, but to some people, the news is porn…

Here’s the latest stepNEWS that isn’t news. FOLLOW ME

SWAT team shows up over Taco Bell dissatisfaction

Female TN Softball Coach Charged with Sexual Battery

UGA Student Attacked, Nearly Raped
There’s fear around the UGA campus Monday night after a man attacked a student and tried to rape her. Fortunately, a Good Samaritan intervened.

Man throws $100 to strangers
Witnesses say they are still surprised by a man’s bizarre behavior at a local Starbucks on St. Patrick’s Day. He walked into a the store, yelled. “I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich!” then threw about 100-one dollar bills into the air.

Apple under fire for anti-gay app
A new Smartphone application by a Christian-based organization promises to help gay people “grow into heterosexuality.” Many who work with teens say it sends a bad message; and national groups are calling for Apple to de-list it.

Suspects Beat Victim with Crowbar
Details have emerged after a Surprise man is found beaten to death and robbed at a Peoria apartment complex.

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2011

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Not Nude in Vogue China of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson had her email hacked, at least that’s the rumor. They are saying there are nude pics of her floating around, these aren’t them.

I don’t believe it til I see it, I just assume it’s a Hudgens cover-up, you know cuz she had a scandal a few weeks ago that you probably already forgot about,….that’s what happens when your career is based on some fad for 10 year olds who are now 14 and are ashamed of the bullshit.

Not that that has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson, the most overrated “beauty” in Hollywood….who you all think is so fucking amazing for some weird reason I call marketing, but who irritates the hell out of me…especially when she talks all slow, nasal, raspy and annoying. I just want to cunt punch her while shoving my dick down her throat to shut her the hell up….I’m a gentleman like that….Hi girls….

Here she is in Vogue China wearing tight clothes, it’s like Lost in Translation all over again for this bitch….who cares. FOLLOW ME

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