I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

21

Mar

Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman for the Virgins of the Day

No Comments »

I realize the majority of dudes coming to sites like this aren’t dudes who get laid…cuz dudes who get laid are too busy on facebook and other sites recruiting pussy to fuck…instead of looking at pictures of useless bitches who they don’t have access to fuck…

You see, I’m not a fanboy. I don’t like comic books. I don’t like action movies. I don’t even like celebrity pussy. I just like pussy…and some weird choices in my internet life let me to having an anti celebrity hate filled celebrity site…but I just can’t keep up with this shit…cuz I am far more interested in spending my days trying to convince homeless people to fuck on camera for a case of beer, or more importantly convincing 18 year old girls to pose nude for me in hopes of getting famous after putting up ads in every college offering my services as a Math tutor during exam time, even though I don’t know shit about math…

What I’m getting at is that I can’t imagine or understand why people care about this massive chick with a massive head dressed like the new Wonder Woman, but I can’t understand a lot of things when it comes to pop culture…I’m not saying I’m all fringe and shit, I’m just saying, Wonder Woman was done in the 70s, let’s leave it there and move onto better things, with better looking girls…cuz this Xena Warrior Princess meets Chyna from the WWF hybrid in a Wonder Woman costume sucks and the fact that you care about it, or are jerking off to it sucks harder. People like you shouldn’t exist.

Seriously, she got the face of a pile of shit, a body like Khloe Kardashian, a PVC costume that looks better on a stripper who lets you fuck her for an extra 100 bucks, this is all so fucking lame and I’m mad I took part in it….. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Adrianne Palicki|Wonder Woman

2011

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Off Her Body of the Day

1 Comment »

The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that before she exchanged hosting lessons for pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend for 2 years, she was naked all over Playboy…meaning that now that she’s on G4TV for the nerds, replacing that useless cunt Oliva Munn, you know slowly making the move to the mainstream like a modern day Jenny McCarthy, is that you can always cross reference her stupidity with her nude pics….and for some reason watching a bitch on TV when I know what her implants looked like before they were implants, but more importantly I know what her pussy looks like , photoshopped maybe, but last I checked it was all slit, making me like her more than if I had to wonder….I’m a lazy man and like being served…and this bitch does it and you gotta like that in a woman…especially when her body looks like this…

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch G4TV and she may be a totally annoying cunt, but in pictures she works for me, and her cunt is far from annoying to look at….

Here she is on Twitter doing some Furry Fetish shit…but more importantly doing her TV and Twitter career right… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

21

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

3 Comments »

News that isn’t news…cuz real news is depressing….unless you find depressing things funny…in which case the real news is comedy…and the stepNEWS is depressing…..Either way, I’m confused. Thanks hard drinking in a bar where there hot chick was still ugly, and the skinniest chick still fat….and I’m still recovering. Thanks stepNEWS for inspiring, even if I am the only one inspired!

Video: Sports Reporter Nearly Run Over
Reporters sometimes face dangerous situations in the field, covering live events. Check out what happened to a San Diego reporter covering the NCAA championship in Tucson. He’s almost ran over by a car!

Police: Mother Gave Child Four Loko
A woman is in jail after police say she allowed her 1-year-old child to drink the alcoholic beverage Four Loko and left the child unattended.

Police Investigate Sexting Case at HS
Police are investigating how a nude picture of a Cedar Park High School student has been spread around throughout the student body.

Mom arrested after daughter gets tattoo
Child abuse or poor judgment, that’s what the State Attorney in Volusia County is trying to decide after a mother was arrested for allowing her 14-year-old daughter to get a tattoo.

AZ Teen, Man She Met Online Found
Police have found a missing southern Arizona teenager with a Utah man she met online. Officers say they found 14-year-old Ashley Kingsbury and 19-year-old Jordan Anthony on a beach in Galveston.

Beauty Queen’s Bikini Pics ‘Unusable’ After Weight Gain
A pageant organizer who dethroned a Texas beauty queen says the 17-year-old’s weight gain made her bikini pics unusable.

Student Brings Cocaine to DC School
Four elementary school students either sniffed or swallowed cocaine brought to school by a classmate Thursday, district officials said, but they were fine aside from sore throats.

Caught on Tape:
Detention officer attacked
Shocking video is released from the Charleston County Detention Center. The video shows a detention officer repeatedly punching a female suspect in the face during a booking last December.

Beer Has Health Benefits
Every Thursday, the FOX Medical Team brings a special report that affects many populations throughout the U.S.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

No Comments »

I’m always hungover, so it is what is it is, you know just feelin’ normal, and if I didn’t get drunk last night, I’m sure I’d feel worse, so here’s my my morning hangover dump, to remind you hangover’s aren’t bad, cuz they mean you did good the night before, no matter how much blood is in our stool…. FOLLOW ME

Sexy Grandma’s Satisfaction – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The Weirdest Athlete Television Appearances – VIDEOS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Because Horny Sluts Will Make Yor Monday Better
FOLLOW THIS LINK

What You Can Do with your Crappy Bracket Now. Burning It Is Just Too Simple.
FOLLOW THIS LINK

And Here Come the Natalie Portman Nudes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Fail Compilation Always Brightens My Shitty Existance
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Say Hello to the Guzman Twins, Oh Man
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Skinny Chick Plays with Her Pussy in Public
FOLLOW THIS LINK

What do Paris Hilton, Bruno Mars and the DA That Prosecuted Them for Drug Possesion All Have in Common? they Have All Been Arrested for Drug Posession.
FOLLOW THIS LINK

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:MHD

2011

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I went to a job interview today, you know to subsidize my income, get my wife off my back, pay for the server for this cancer on my soul of a website I am addicted to, but no one else is…

I probably shouldn’t have worn a green shirt and told the dude interviewing me I was wearing it for St Patricks day, because I set myself up for him to say that St Patrick’s Day was yesterday and forced me to say that I know, I just don’t believe in showering after waking up on the floor of my basement hell hole covered in piss, shit, blood and what could be some other dudes semen, even though it smells like pussy, especially when 2 hours late for the meeting we had together….even though I only own a green shirt and don’t celebrate St Patrick’s day, cuz the people who do just don’t get me…they are all normal and lame and shit….not that it matters…I throw I job interview at least once a week, I just don’t like talking about it cuz it makes me feel like a loser, cuz maybe I do it subconsciously cuz I don’t think I am good enough for the gig, or maybe cuz the gig isn’t good enough for me, or maybe, and most likely, I like being unemployed, it’s more convenient than calling in sick everyday…

FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

The Vanessa Hudgens Pussy Pics – That were Censored – Were Apparently Leaked by Hackers who also Hacked 50 Other Celeb bitches…I call Bullshit….
GO

Dave Grohl Basically Told Glee to Suck His Dick and The Homos Came Themselves…
GO

Spend the Weekend With a Slut Who Won’t Hassle You
GO

Lindsay Lets Her Tits Hang Out A Knicks Game
GO

Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Magician
GO

Eva Longoria – The Spanish Jennifer Aniston
GO

Jessie Andrews Picture Moment
GO

A Little Late St Patrick’s Day Slut
GO

Take a Vacation, Meet the Slut of Your Dreams
GO

Cam Girls That Won’t Cost You a Thing
GO

One Dildo Isn’t Gonna Cut It
GO

No Football, No Problem: 20 Jobs for Players To Do During the Lockout
GO

Playtime With the Right Toys
GO

Being A Crazy Bitch Is Paying Off For Charlie Sheen
GO

Hto Blonde on All Fours
GO

Vida Guerra Bikini Body
GO

Sophia Vergara Always Bringthe Hotness
GO

Sexy London Lass Naomi Young
GO

Busy Busty Phillips On Set Of Cougar Town
GO

Naked Sluts Car Surfing on the Highway
GO

Nina Maria de Raadt Has One Tight Body
GO

Jessica Nigiri Fulfills All Your Cosplay Desires
GO

Candice Swanepoel is Kinda Topless and That’s Always a good thing
GO

That Rebecca Black Bitch is Fucking Delusional
GO

Get a Load of Valentina Vaughn
GO

Drugs Are Bad, M’kay: Fourth Grade Cocaine Kiddo Caught Snortin’ Yay With Friends… At School!
GO

Slutty Drunk Club Bitch Gets Naked in Car After Club
GO

Shay Sights and Yurizan Beltran: The Long Dildo of The Law
GO

Paz De La Huerta Nudity As Per Usual
GO

Kristen Bell is Looking Pretty Hot
GO

Lollipop Fucking Teen
GO

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Presents Damaris Lewis
GO

Model Hottie I’d Love to Get to Know
GO

Georgia May Jagger Just Because
GO

A Random Pic Dump For Friday
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Zombies Ate my Neighbors! – VIDEO
GO

Sexy Web Cam Dance Routine
GO

Taylor Swift, Just Because
GO

Andie Valentino is Nekkid
GO

I Wanna Punch This Little Rebecca Black Kid in the Face
GO

First Official Photo Of Adrianne Palicki As Wonder Woman!
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Mar

Miranda Kerr Topless Mom Nipples for Seth Sabal of the Day

5 Comments »

I posted the preview pics of a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls shot by some photographer, and even I knew it was a weak fucking post full of shitty pics, that coulda been way more naked…

So when the Candice Swanepoel set dropped, I knew the rest of the models were coming, and that original post was just a preview of what was to come post and who fucking cares, here’s post pregnancy tits a baby may still be sucking on topless and doing the Victoria’s Secret thing way better than Victoria’s Secret does it, cuz they are stuck in the fucking 80s, why change something that works, mentality…and I think it’s safe to say that this is why they should change their campaigns…cuz these are far hotter than anything Victoria’s Secret has shat out the last decade….but they do know how to pic models..

Either way, here’s her post pregnancy body outshining most post pregnancy bodies…as the photographer slowly leaks these pics….instead of just putting them out there…capitilizing motherfucker makin’ it last…bullshit

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

18

Mar

Lily Allen Tits in From Riches to Rags of the Day

1 Comment »

I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny…

She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies…

That said, here’s her nipple from the show…

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Lily Allen

2011

18

Mar

Lara Stone in Vogue US of the Day

No Comments »

Lara Stone is a cunt. Long story short, she married some comedian, they had a court order so that their pictures were illegal to publish, I published them and they tried to sue me….so I can’t help but hate her and her gapped tooth face for doing that…But she does have great tits….

She has been in Vogue Topless in Plaster ….she was Naked in Interview ….and now in a bikini for VOGUE US and as much as I hate her in theory, I really don’t give a fuck….

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Lara Stone

2011

18

Mar

Bar Refaeli Tits for April’s Allure of the Day

No Comments »

I know someone who saw her in person once…..That’s pretty much the story. I’m not one for remembering details….but here she is showing of her Jewish tits for Allure..

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

18

Mar

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova Topless in Common & Sense of the

3 Comments »

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova are some hipster bitches showing off some tits….for some magazine I’ve never heard of….You know just trying to get the fuck ahead in the model industry – cuz they think they are worthy of living the good hipster dream of being paid stupid money to do absolutely nothing but have pictures taken…and you know what I’d fuck both of in exchange for a 50 dollar gift certificate at American Apparel…cuz they worth it…and that’s just the kind of guy I am….

FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers|Hana Jirickova