Here’s no name girls who are willing to get naked in exchange for being published models. A hustle I respect. Their names are Ramona Chmura and Fanny Francois and these are their tits for fashion in some magazine called Please magazine I’ve never heard of cuz I’m probably not their target market, as I look at the hole in my crotch of my sweat pants and debate whether it’s big enough to get me arrested when I go out and walk the dogs near the elementary school by my house, cuz my wife’s panties I’m wearing as underwear aren’t quite my size and my withered penis that’s more of a clit with a pee hole is sticking out like a lesbian in the first months of her hormone therapy after watching a Lady Gaga music video…and the whole thing is almost embarrasing…Luckily, I have no shaem…
Julia Dunstall and Emily Senko, two people I’ve never heard of, were in a classy and naked photoshoot filled with painted bodies shot by Phil Poynter…
Painting is never this luxurious for me….not that I ever paint. I live in a dump, piss stained holes in the walls, there’s just no return on investment when you don’t own, but more importantly, when you’re a lazy fuck with no self-respect who is just waiting for either himself or his wife to die to leave this hell prison cell….but I have worked in painting over the years, or at least tried to last summer.. by enrolling in community college nightschool, paid for by the government to get me off welfare, to become a “student painter” in hopes of banging hot student painter pussy, only to be treated like an outsider by the student painters 20 years younger than me, only to get fired the second day cuz I showed up 8 hours late, which worked out fine for me cuz the only girl student painter in our group was what you’d expect a student painter to look like, and not what you’re fantasy of one you hired to paint your home when the wife and kids are out, who asks permission to get into her panties as to not ruin her very tight sheer when she bends over, showing no underwear leggings…..vowing never to paint again, but I would re-think my life strategy and decisions, if it involved using naked model pussy as the paintbrush….
Yesterday I posted a picture of Candice Swanepoel who I thought was spelled and pronounced Swanpool along with a bunch of other Victoria’s Secret pussy for some photographer. I’m a first mover like that, you know releasing pics before they are released for no one to see cuz I am the only person who visits this site and I don’t get credited for shit, ever. Even when I get sued by celebrity trash trying to get famous by leaking nude pics, my name is left out of the press. It’s like they want to make me disappear, you know rob me of the free press throwing my life away for this deserves…and by that I mean, here are the rest of the Candice Swanepoel pics, cuz along with the rest of the world, she’s my favorite one of these “coming to America” whores….
I am a guy who spends a better part of his mornings and afternoons during the spring and summer watching girls jog…In a lot of ways that almost makes me an avid jogger, I just haven’t reached the level of commitment to my perversion to join a jogging club to actually get to know these bitches, partially cuz I’ll die, but mainly cuz they are better in Spandex and little shorts, hard nippled and dripping with sweat, then actually getting to know them, cuz once you shower and dress any bitch, they usually lose their best qualities….
I am also a guy who likes watching Amanda Seyfried pretty much doing anything. She may not be all that hot, if anything she’s dumpy, but I like her hustle, and that makes staring at her tits have more meaning and brings it to a higher level….Anyone who does a Disny movie one month and a sexual thriller like Chloe the next month, keeps us on our toes, or at least ready for more of her bare tits, and until that happens at least we canlook at these pics of her jogging in tight clothes….
I’m a fan even if her tits look sloppy and she looks sloppy, and she always bores me, especially when I can’t stare at her ass, but she’s the new Lohan on the takeover…only jogging instead of doing heroin and sucking a pussy on what otherwise looks like a man.
No, I’m not gonna link to her sex scenes in Chloe again….
Here’s some news that isn’t news…but that’s good enough for me cuz the actual news is boring. Ignorance is ideal. It makes panic about the end of the world far easier to deal with…
Don’t Monetize God…
Pole Dancing for Jesus
Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area.
Vicious Bullying Attack on 9-Yr-Old Because of Buck Teeth
Connor Middleton isn’t sure why 3 boys, all much bigger than him, singled him out to pick on.
Jessica White is Black showed off her gutter tattoos for INKED magazine last month and I had no idea, because I hate tattoos almost as much as I hate Tattoo culture…I am sure there was a time getting tatted up was cool, rock and roll, bad ass, even interesting or intriguing, but that time is not now. It’s on some Jersey Shore kick of mainstream, full sleeves on every second chachi at the club drinking magnums of Goose, dancing on tables flexing their arms to seduce their cheesy bitches….the only thing tough about them is the ability to put up with the tattoo gun pain, while everything is just pure pussy…..a pussy unlike the one Jessica White is Black should have been showing in these pictures…
I don’t know how I missed it, but blame being drunk…it’s always my excuse for everything from fights, to rape, to sex offense…and I’m not stopping now..
Apparently, these are the last nude pics she will ever do…but I say once a whore – always a whore…
Their names are: Juno Temple, Haley Bennett, Roxeanne Mesquida and Christine Nguyen. I have never heard of any of them cuz they are foreign…
The movie called Kaboom. I have never heard of it….cuz it is foreign….
So think of this as your injection of culture…you know the kind of shit you can use on an internet date in second life…to make the bitch think you know what’s up…a little “Juno Temple was riveting in Kaboom”, kinda shit….
But apparently it’s out on DVD May 31, 2011, so that makes these nudes some kind of exclusive, if you knew who any of these bitches were or if you were kicking yourself cuz you missed the shit when it was in your arthouse theater…right…..
I just IMDBed the shit, it’s a Gregg Araki movie…I guess it’s not the foreign after all… he is responsible for Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Generation – a cinematic hall of fame moment – he is also japanese…here are the clips anyway….watch them for Japan…
Emma Watson saves the day. She’s like when you say “Support our Troops” at a presidential campaign debate, or even at a concert, shit just gets the virgin loser screaming like school girls, and since virgin losers are the only people who read these kinds of sites, let me say “Emma Watson”…now is your cue to cheer….
Good work people. It’s not like you have anything better to do, you know with no friends and all…Loser…
Hey come back… I need you…without you I am all alone….you Harry Potter loving weirdos…
