2011
16
Mar
After that whole PINK pregnancy disaster, I figured I’d reclaim sexy pregnancy with these pics of Alba’s pregnant tits, no wait, that’s right, although a step up from Pink, pregnancy is always disgusting…do you people not believe in abortions anymore?! Seriously, they invented them for a reason….Milk filled tits or not, there’s nothing awesome about a tattered body and more importantly a vagina that was a shell of what it once was….
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2011
16
Mar
I still don’t believe that Pink’s got lady reproductive organs….and I’m not saying that to be funny, I’m saying that because of her broad muscular frame and her hard fucking face….but the rumor is that she is hiding an unwanted pregnancy for the baby that’s gonna come out of her wishing she had got an abortion cuz no one wants to be the kid with two dads. Take that Gay marriage.
Here she is taking pregnancy by the balls and not letting it get in the way of her sex appeal your homo asses have been tricked into jerking off to….cuz nothing says pussy I want to fuck like pajama pants, an oversized hoddie while walking around barefoot…it’s reminscent of homeless sex with a single mother who’s lives in her station wagon but won’t let stop pretending the back alley is her own private piss filled living room…
Here’s Pink lookin’ like she was Perez Hilton in his fat years…
Posted in:Pink
2011
16
Mar
In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them….
I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is….
Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way….
Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods.
I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there?
Posted in:Ciara
2011
16
Mar
I don’t want to give you or your virinity a heart attack, but here are some pictures of busty Liz Hurley on set in a tight enough dress to stare at, shooting Wonder Woman, which is probably going to be your new favorite show….I don’t mean to spoil the excitement of the first episode, you know you’ve already planned watching with a vat of mayonaise and some raw chicken skin for masturbation purposes, so think of it as a preview of what’s to come…if you know what I mean…which you do…
Posted in:Liz Hurley
2011
16
Mar
I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened…..
You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed – making feel like a talent that doesn’t need Disney’s empire to validate her as a player in the industry….by suing sites like mine for posting shit I find starring them…in what is probably their most notable work.
The worst thing in all of it, is that unlike PerezHilton, when I get sued, it doesn’t get any fucking press, and just leaves me fucked in the corner like an immigrant rape victim with no rights – scared to go to the police cuz I’ll get deported….You know what I mean…
She did do Shape though, tame and photoshopped – but half naked and uncensored. Enjoy.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2011
16
Mar
Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton had their pictures taken by Seth Sabal, cuz that’s what they do, you know since they are models, and get paid more sitting around than they would with any other talent…..
I don’t know which is which, but I do know these pictures would be way better with more vagina lip….
I also know that these pics are way better than anything Victoria’s Secret lazy staff have shat out the last decade, cuz every shoot looks the fucking same, I get that you have a winning formula….Hot pussy half naked….but seriously…get some concept in there….It’s always the same fucking picture…even if you don’t have to cuz hot pussy half naked is a winning formula…keep us excited you boring corporate fuck…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Lily Aldridge|Miranda Kerr
2011
16
Mar
Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way…
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2011
16
Mar
I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero….
I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY …
All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower…
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood
2011
16
Mar
Summer is On It’s Way So Here’s an Epic Slip and Slide Fail to Get in the Spirit of Things! – VIDEO
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The Hottest 50 Female Athelets of 2010 You Must Check Out
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Because If You Don’t Watch Sluts Ger Naked on the internet, You’re Not Using It Right
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Which Team Is Going To Wear Cinderella’s Slipper In The 2011 NCAA Tournament
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Selena Gomez is Looking Hot on Letterman
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE SEXCY SAX MAN SAXOGRAM/CARELESS WHISPER SAX PRANK!?!?! MUST SEE – VIDEO
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Belle is Looking Hot on the Beach
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Alba Zapata is Completely Worth Stalking of the Day
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time
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Let’s Laugh at Oprah’s Hairstyles Throughout the Years Together!!
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Posted in:MHD
2011
16
Mar
Here’s the latest news that isn’t news but that’s good enough for me cuz it is more entertaining that watching Japanese houses and nuclear plants get washed away….
I wonder if anyone even watches these…I can safelty assume I’m just wasting my time…it is kinda what I do…haven’t quite figured out why…
See, I’ll see some of these posted on other sites in a day or two and be like – shit I should learn marketing….cuz you can’t be a first mover on shit if no one knows you exist….
Pastor Calls Flock Devils, Demons
Members of the small congregation at Houston Unity Baptist Church said when they refused to give the pastor their tax refunds; he refused to give them their communion.
Albany ‘Kegs and Eggs’ riot
The number of Albany college students charged after weekend “kegs and eggs” parties turned riotous has topped 40 and city officials are vowing to use revelers’ cellphone videos of the mayhem in the investigation.
Live Roaches Scatter Ad’s Message
Live cockroaches draw crowds at Dallas billboard
Boy body slams bully – The Latest internet sensation…that is hilarious….
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