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2011

28

Feb

Taylor Momsen Fucks for Satan of the Day

If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a daughter…I’d want to ride her titties to the top like I was Joe Simpson, Britney Spears Dad and every other trashy dad with a dream of getting out of the hell he’s living via his daughter’s genitals…Unfortunately for me, I only have still births.


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2011

28

Feb

Charlie Sheen is Amazing of the Day

Charlie Sheen is a genius….I love watching America media try to understand or make sense of him…using their bullshit cliches and obvious questions just makes him that much more genius….If I was famous…I’d be fucking with the world too….on all levels…

Here’s somethings that he said that stood out as incredible….

Dude, can’t handle it…Unplug this bastard….
Fires in a way that maybe not from this terresteral realm….
I’m bi- Winning. I win here and I win there. Now what.
Winning.
I use a blender. I use a vaccuum cleaner.
Dude, I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing thing.
I have one speed and one gear. Go.
Not going to. Period. The End.
The Run I was on Made them all look like Droopy eyed armless children.
I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their life. It’s a gift.

I would love to spend my days with this motherfucker….Every element of what this guy is doing, every thing he is saying is just like words from a fucking prophet or some shit….I shoulda befriended Bree Olson, she was my in.

I gotta make more t-shirts….


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2011

28

Feb

Meital Dohan Israeli Oscar Nominee Cameltoe in Shorts of the Day

I watched the Oscars. Unfortunately. I don’t remember this bitch being there. I’ve never even heard of her.

I do appreciate her pre-oscar outfit. I mean who the fuck needs to see people done up like they are going to a beauty pageant, or some stupid award show that they will pretend is the most important of their life, you know with all their make up, harnesses, botox and bullshit to make their tits and ass look their best, when pictures of them dressed like circus clowns, showing off pussy definition, is substantially more erotic…entertaining and insane….

Here’s the pics….

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2011

28

Feb

Some Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t understand what inspired this staged photoshoot with Shauna Sand, I mean other than the fact that she’s hungry for attention because I can only assume she’s got another sex tape coming out and that her black dead vagina is ready to play in a sex tape….cuz she’s gone from Playboy to Pornstar, it only took 20 years…but I do know that seeing her posing with various bikini bottoms is fucking hilarious, I’m thinking this is some trash whore bikini company paying the only pussy desperate enough to take that kind of product placement money….but then again this is hollywood – they are all desperate for money…Shauna Sand is just affordable…and here is her pretty hot body – as plastic as it may be , it’d try to taste it if I could….but I’m just a pervert who finds this kind of shit prestige…

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2011

28

Feb

Jimmy Kimmel’s Humpilates Video of the Day

This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet.

I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.

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2011

28

Feb

Some Tits on TV of the Day

For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore…

Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV…

Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless….

Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless….

Here’s Melissa Stephens in Californication…

Here’s Addison TImlin in Californication….

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2011

28

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years…

Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us…

Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out
For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal.

Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest
A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach.

Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight
Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe.

Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton
TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks.

State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida
There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State.

2 Busted in Bestiality Conspiracy Case

Charo: Lady Gaga’s Madonna With Diarrhea

Drunk Guy in the News is Amazing…

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2011

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell like I’ve posted this header pic already – so here’s another one…

The highlight of my day was designing this very complex Charlie Sheen T-Shirt , no wait it was napping, no wait it was hanging out at a discount department store playing with the women buying panties despite their obvious hatred towards me…not wait the highlight of my day was definitely napping…not it was Charlie Sheen T-Shirt ….no it was definitely getting plagerized by some site that is stealing my search traffic by using my content on there site to get listed on google Charlie Sheen T-Shirt …no wait it was Follow Friday cuz Denise Richards validated my exitance….Are you even reading this? Why? Get out there and do something….

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Bree Olsen’s Twitter is Just….What you’d Expect….This isn’t news to me cuz me and Bree have history – but Still Amazing…
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Charo Lays Down the Law About Lady Gaga and It’s Pretty Amazing
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Give Your Girl Some Hot Ass
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The Many Faces Of Meth Addiction
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Lady Gaga Forgot Her Clothes
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Is it Me or Are Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Just Getting Bigger
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Lesbian’s Get Their Fist On (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian’s Greatest Tits Pics
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Take a Dream Vacation with the Whore of Your Dreams
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The 50 Sexiest Female Bodies in sports
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These sluts Will Help Make the Weekend the Best It Can Be
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Some Toys to Make Playtime More Fun
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Guess Who’s Fucking Kathy Griffen (ew)
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Holly Branson Pantyhose Upskirt
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Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Odalys Ramirez Heats Up Hombre Magazine
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Lohan’s Ghostly White Cleavage is Kinda Scary
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BDSM Video Outtakes Bring the LOLs
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Lookin good Sweetheart Celebrity Edition
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Rachel Bilson, Just Because
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Everyone Loves a Girl Next Door Type
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It’s About Time They Made a Wii Sex Game – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Paris and Joey – Girl on Girl
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Jasmin Cadavid Has Curves for Days
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Teases: Stars We Somehow Haven’t Seen Naked Yet Comments
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Amateur Chick vs. Night Vision
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Nina James and Friends (NSFW)
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Fake Nipples To Fake Having Hard Nips?
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Dr. Dre & Eminem: ‘I Need A Doctor’ Video Premiere
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Sammi and Celeste Like to Eat Ass
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Hipster Slut Takes Vegas
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Burlesque? Asian Boy Dances Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque” on Youtube
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Guy Changes Tires While Driving. Wait, What?
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Jana Miartusova Goes Nude in Public
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Anita Pearl is Naughty and I Like It
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Cameron Diaz Loves Porn
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking All Kinds Of Drop Dead Sexy
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Kim Kardashian: Is There Nothing This Bitch Won’t Promote
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Paris Hilton Shows Her Tits In Low Cut Shirt
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Is Elle MacPherson Playing With Herself?
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Halle Berry Wants To Show You Her Pink
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2011

25

Feb

Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense…

You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense..

But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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2011

25

Feb

Michelle Pfeiffer Getting Topped By a Queer of the Day

For the Michelle Pfeiffer fans, don’t worry, there’s nothing to worry about here, Zac Efforn is not rubbing his hard cock against her ass like she’s some kind of bath house patron looking for a husband for the night, he is usually a bottom, so when he gets up behind a bitch, he freezes up and doesn’t know what to do, so boners won’t be violating your woman who can get blind gay men hard because once the period stops, the clit enlarges, the mustache grows out, the pheromones released aren’t all that womanly…not to mention she’s all glamourous and fags flock to that shit…

Either way, here she is losing her gender on set slowly as the estrogen fades…and I’m posting it cuz she’s still Michelle Pfeiffer and she still has a vagina…even if it’s a little cold, dryer and dead than it used to be…

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