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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

24

Feb

Michelle Pfeiffer in the Trash of the Day

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I’m not gonna lie – I love throwing bitches in the trash they belong in when I am done with them…It’s not my fault that girls I get with automatically become garbage with my taint and scenrt…well maybe it is but I’m not the one that made them desperate enough for 50 bucks, I’m just the one offering the shit…

It’d be nice if real life imitated this masterpiece Michelle Pfeiffer is in with Zac Effron, you know when her sex appeal dwindles to the shit it has become, you can just remove her in the dumpster…not to sound psychotic or anything…I don’t want anyone dead or hurt…just in their rightful place…if that makes sense..

Here are the pics…of Catwoman gone Grandma and thrown out to be replaced by fresh vagine but it is still pornography to me….but then again I have a thing for bag ladies…they’re not judgemental behind the insanity…here are the pics….

Posted in:Michelle Pfeiffer

2011

24

Feb

Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day

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I was given tickets to the local premiere of Hall Pass. So the theater I was in didn’t have a red carpet and was filled with old ladies who won the shit on radio contests and shit…but even if I was at this premiere, the only thing that would have saved this movie would have been more of the baby sitters tits…That’s not to say I wouldn’t want to fuck the Blonde Australian …but I just can’t help but hate them for being part of what must be left over ejaculate that poored out of some Farrely brother wife’s asshole weeks after she gave him anal and was found and nurtured into the garbage that is this movie…if that makes sense……

The worst thing in all of it is that people hate being married and a hall pass could really be a revolutionary thing…and instead of showcasing that goodness, we were stuck watching two idiots fail at being men in what was probably some of the most embarrassing maybe even humilating way that wasn’t funny but just left me feeling sad….

I’m glad I saw it, I just wish people put more love into making movies that are actually good….maybe I’m just a hater…maybe this was the shittiest attempt at a movie review ever…I guess I’m no Siskel….

Here’s the Busty babysitter…

Here’s the tight bodied Australian….

Here’s Alyssa Milano’s pregnant mom tits you’d probably stay happily married to even if she’s a bitch to me on Twitter like she was Denise Richards…I love how she’s playing the pregnancy up…

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Alyssa Milano|Nicky Whelan

2011

24

Feb

Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

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I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

24

Feb

Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose….

Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls…

All this to say….I love leggings


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

24

Feb

Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

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Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero…..

Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

Posted in:Juju Ivanyuk

2011

24

Feb

Karissa Shannon in Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

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I haven’t decided if I run this site because I am fascinated by bitches who get naked or half naked or even fuck on camera like little porn whores cuz I am a pervert and love pussy – or if I am fascinated that being a naked or half naked or even a fuck on camera whore is all it takes to get famous or noticed these days…It’s like we are that desperate and unhappy in the pussy we get to fuck…that we turn to this trash to get off…even though there are millions of hotter bitches out there…they just aren’t morally devoid and willing to sell themselves like the hookers they are…making them boring in comparison to trash like Karissa Shannon and I think what it comes down to is that I need to spend less time figuring out this obvious quest for fame hustle and spend more time staring at her great ass…cuz really that’s about all the substance she’s got and that substance happens to be pretty alright to loook at, even if she’s embarrassing on all levels…

It still amazes me that these low level bitches with very little to offer other than a good body and a willingness to get naked or fucked on camera get attention for it…It’s like are we that desperate

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

24

Feb

Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

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Pregnancy generally disgusts me. You know the idea of a woman’s body being destroyed for the sake of letting some creature grow inside them to carry on their genetics in some vain weird way. You know the worst STD around….

But there are perks…at least when the kid isn’t yours….the main one being that pregnant bitches can’t get knocked up by you when you’re fucking them cuz they are horny and their husbands don’t want to touch them for fear of hurting the baby….but also the new milk filled tits that give the husband who hasn’t fucked in months something to distract him from the sloppy ripped apart vagina his woman is left with…you know allowing him to feel like he’s with a new doughier woman for the first few months of the pregnancy…usually while she’s passed out from exhaustion…but it quickly loses it’s appeal…and in Penelope Cruz’s case…that hasn’t happened yet…since these are pretty much the first post-pregnancy pics I’ve bothered noticing…and them tits be delicious and nutritious…

And that’s all I have to say about pregancy for now…

Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2011

24

Feb

Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

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This fashion spread is interesting…because there’s no clothing in it…and being form the school of thought where vagina lip is the only fashion trend we need to see on the street…it’s nice to see things finally going my way….not that you can see vagina lip in this Ming Xi for some magazine I’ve never heard of shoot, but but she’s naked enough to give me hope that one day girls will be…..it’s a step in the right direction not that you care what I think…just look at the pics while I nurse this hangover…

Posted in:Ming Xi

2011

24

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Courtroom Titty Bounce of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal…..

I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up…

At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

24

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the latest news that isn’t necessarily important…but that is definitely hilarious….My favorite is the peeping tom pervert busted shooting pics of girls changing like an idiot, the high school kids with a homegrown pornsite and the 11 year old who was arrested for a drawing…cuz the world is trying to oppress our art….you know cuz we live in a doomed fucking place..

The Most Oblivious Crooks Ever?
Two alleged thieves are awaiting their day in court after what could be one of the worst cases of not paying attention ever… and the whole thing was caught on surveillance video to prove it.

Man Accused of Stealing Kids’ Sleds
Nobody likes getting hit with a snowball, but one guy allegedly went too far and what he is accused of doing could have police looking for him.

Suspect Called a ‘Peeping Tom’
A Houston man is charged with two counts of Improper Photography. It’s a charge that’s a lot worse than sounds.

Students involved in nude photo website
DUDLEY – A group of people, possibly some high school students, may be facing charges for posting photographs of underage girls.

DC Metro Report: Rapes, Sexual Assaults Up
Metro’s annual crime report says seven rapes and sexual assaults occurred in the Metro system in 2010, more than all the cases in the previous five years combined

Girl Lets Bank Know Mom is Drinking
A 9-year-old girl slipped a note to a bank teller that said her mother had been drinking and that she didn’t want to be driven home by her, Southfield police said.

Boy arrested for stick figure drawing
ARVADA, C.O. – A Colorado boy has been arrested over a violent stick figure drawing he made in school.

Angry customer drives into bank
A Michigan woman is behind bars accused of trying to get revenge on her bank. Police say she intentionally drove right through one of the bank’s windows.

Man lives with dead uncle for a month in California

Real life Magneto in Serbia
Young boy in Serbia appears to be magnetic – Fucked up but I call scam….He’s probably just covered in Serbian sirop…

Posted in:stepNEWS