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2011

25

Feb

Reese Witherspoon Mom Ass in Whore Boots in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s the ass Ryan Phillipe gave up to fuck substantially hotter pussy. He clearly made the right decision…

I figure I should just put these pictures up to remind a motherfucker if you’ve ever been trapped by a porky bitch who you accidentally knocked up when working together, you don’t have to play hero and be a good guy and responsible father, you can put the bitch in her place and move the fuck onto hotter younger pussy without any remorse…cuz you gotta remember bitch trapped you in the first place to begin with and there’s nothing decent about kidnappin’….especially when she used your sperm against you…

A more important question to ask yourself about this Reese Witherspoon is whether or not she’s inserted her Oscar she didn’t deserver inside her mom pussy, like this crazy Catholic girl I used to fuck used to do with her Mother Mary statue and if so does she use a condom or is she into the cold metal cuz it makes her feel alive….

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

25

Feb

Elle Macpherson’s Itchy Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but I assume I have because I’ve been running this site, wasting my days like a hamster on his wheel, day after day, without any real reward, except maybe the day impending death strikes, which for me it never does – No Emo.

What I’m trying to say is that Elle Macpherson is the original pussy I got into in 1989 during my love affair with the SI Swimsuit Edition VHS someone gave me, and that love affair, one that has lasted off and on for the last 23 years, one sided yet just as passionate as if she knew who I fucking was and invited me into her big mom vagina that apparently is itchy from the puberty hair that is probably not called puberty hair once you hit a certain age growing in…or maybe it’s just herpes…

Either way, just as amazing as the first time I saw her hard nipple in a see through top as she giggled with her Aussie accent.

Love motherfuckers. Stop reading up on it. Start to live it.

In the event you don’t come to this site often, don’t get confused by this post, I really have no soul, emotions and feel strongly that love doesn’t exist, especially not to a bitch I jerked off to many years ago, but Elle Macpherson’s itchy pussy does exist and that counts for something….

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Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

25

Feb

Charlie Sheen is a Genius of the Day

I figured this Charlie Sheen shit is pretty much everywhere and I wouldn’t be a popculture celebrity and entertainment site that nobody reads without throwing out a little of my opinion…

So I made a T-SHIRT showing how fucking amazing Charlie Sheen is in this recent manic episode that is going to land him in an institution….

It is taken from what I thought was the best quote of his radio interview yesterday –

Losers. Winning. Bye Bye.

Him ripping into AA, the creator of Two and a Half Men, the Network. Him calling himself a Vatican Assassin, him talking about watching Jaws on a yacht to experience 4D, or getting a Tattoo with fighter pilots watching Top Gun, or Flying baseball players to his house to watch Major League, to all the other amazing things that came from the interview….I figure this summed it up nicely.

I am a huge fan. I think he is amazing. I even like the pornstar, Bree Olson, who he hired as an escort and is’s filming a sex tape with….I even like Denise Richards even though she blocked me on Twitter cuz I asked if she was an escort when she met Sheen, and she got defensive….

So I made the T-SHIRT …..

Losers. Winning. Bye Bye.

Who can’t relate to that.

I need to write his HBO show…and I’ve been reaching out to EVERYONE to get me this gig. I need to be on thie journey with this revolutionary brain, who when I listen to him, all I hear is knowledge that makes my brain fucking explode….

So I made the t-shirt….


To Buy My Charlie Sheen T-Shirt Cuz He is a Legend
Follow This T-SHIRT LInk

Posted in:Charlie Sheen

2011

25

Feb

Girls Singing Dirty Songs of the Day

Here’s a couple high school looking girls…you know the weird high school looking girls…who are in the high school drama class high school looking girls…who don’t like gym class or taking group shower high school girls…who walk around with their guitars not aware that they are dykes now…but talking about dick is the gateway of their sexual tension that will manifest itself by eating each other’s asses out after stealing some of mom’s moonshine..

It’s too Bad these girls aren’t hotter….I mean listening to lesbian looking highschool twats singing about fucking makes me sad…

They need to Mili Vanilli this shit…and they’ll have a huge record deal…Youtube sensations in the making.

Posted in:amateur

2011

25

Feb

Georgia May Jagger and Her “Dad” of the Day

I like something about Georgia May Jagger , I find her kinda hot or at least interesting looking, and I’ve decided to make it my life work to document her every move, at least until I get bored of that or forget that I set out to document her every move…

So I figured it is only fitting to show this very important day in her life, because these pictures from yesterday may be the first or second time Mick Jagger has ever spent any time with her since she was first born…He’s a busy man, with a lot of kids and model women, give him a fucking break, I’m sure her inheritance and expense account will make up for lost time, or maybe even her fucking model career that only exists cuz her dad is Mick Jagger and that’s marketable enough to put her in fashion magazines, ungrateful cunt, smell that nepotism….she could be 4 foot 11 and 300 lbs like my wife and still get the cover of Nylon Magazine, or other try hard hipster fashionista shit….its like just being a rockstar daughter is all it takes…as I anxiously await the sex tape…

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2011

25

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits Dressed Like a Florida Granny of the Day

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit…

I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

25

Feb

Booty Shake Video of the Day

It’s Friday….what better way to celebrate the fact that you may or may not have two days off…depending on whether you actually have a full time job…and not just McDonald’s shift work cuz it’s all you are skilled enough for….than with a video of a girl who is clearly a little thick….practicing for the black guys she wants to get fucked by…cuz white guy just don’t make her feel like enough of a whore….I guess she figures if she takes this to the stripclub, or even the night club, or even the local KFC on 2 dollar chicken night, she’ll get swarmed by a famous rapper who will take her on tour as his whore ass back-up dancer….cuz that’s what all white girls dream about…It’s true.

This Friday is about dreams…

Enjoy…

Posted in:amateur

2011

25

Feb

Shauna Sand in What Could Be Recycled Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve been covering Shauna Sand and her really weird looking existence for a pretty long time now….I had the official exclusive of her Bottom Feeding Sex Tape ….I released her vile, dead looking animal looking vagina, which you’d probably expect based on her face and history as a ballerina turned pornstar due to daddy issues story….and here she is in a bikini staged pictures that are interchangeable with all her other staged bikini pictures….that could even be the same bikini as her bikini pictures of yesteryear, the only thing that’s different is the French Male Escort who is clearly gay and on salary that she’s got carrying her purse…

For some reason, she’s using the same PR strategy, even though she’s tried this already and still hasn’t sold out her shitty euro fag dance music album , it has hardly workled….but I guess it’s worked enough for her low standards….cuz people are talking about her…and here are the bikini pics…that bore me…even though she’s definitely some kind of well built science experiment that deserves her own show on Discovery….

Who cares about this low level pornstar……especially since she’s on repeat…well based on this post…I guess I do…that depresses me.


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Posted in:Shauna Sand

2011

25

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I just woke up. I am hungover. I got complaints that I post too many newsclips in my stepLINKS. That’s kinda the fucking point you cocksucker.

Here they are, remember, I’m the new Katie Couric before she went primetime….

I’m a fucking morning show, mid afternoon.

I just don’t get paid mother fucker.

Ice Cream made from Human Breast Milk on sale in England

Man Carrying Sword Shot in Detroit
It’s not “Pirates of the Caribbean”, just a guy walking down the street with a huge sword. It’s not something you see every day, but it happened on this day.

Sleeping Bus Driver Wrecked Woman’s Car
Sleeping behind the wheel — that’s what a Detroit bus driver was doing when he plowed into two parked cars. The owners of the cars say, so far, they’ve received no compensation from the city. One of the cars was the only transportation for a legally blind man.

Cop Shuts Down Girl Scout Cookie Stand
Some Villa Rica Girl Scouts were in for a shock Wednesday, when a police officer came by their cookie booth and shut it down. The troop was told they had to have a permit to sell Girl Scout cookies.

Bestiality Child Porn Found on Computer
Detectives found dozens of images of children on 60-year-old Frank Foster’s computer. The images also included adults and animals.

OH mom busted for DUI with kids in car, drinking beer behind the wheel

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Going drinking. It’s what I do as often as I can because it brings me great joy until I can’t get more drink in me…cuz that’s when I go into withdrawal and get angry I have no money to buy more drink and I end up doing stupid things…like stealing from my family members…but I’m not an addict. I just like fun. I also like pussy. Where am I?

Here are my stepLINKS….

Charlie Sheen Was on a Radio Show During His Flight With His Hookers – Clearly High on Drugs and Amazing on all Fronts…
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I’d Love to See The Pussy On THis
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Even Better than my Cum Stained Shirt
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By Her Friend (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Amazing Hip Hop Ass
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Amber Heard Has A Great Ass
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Brooke Mueller A Serious Coke Feind
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Vanessa Hudgens Teases With A CLose Upskirt
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“I Drank The Bong Water”. Suddenly George Clooney is AWESOME
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Well At Least in the End Holly Madison Has a Fantastic Rack
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Remember How Bad Chris Brown Beat Up Rihanna? Well Guess What, It Was Worse – PHOTOS
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Here’s the Teaser For the Hangover 2 Trailer
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There’s Only One Surefire Way to Get Laid on Vacation and This is It
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Taylor Corley and the Top 10 Cheerleaders We’d Like To See Pose For Playboy
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Web Cam Girls Who Know How to Make You Want Them
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Jessica Stroup Panty Upskirt
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Penny Cruz is Looking Hot After Pushing Out That Baby
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Sasha Grey, Maryna Linchuk, Eve Torres, Brittany Herrera & Eve Torres
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Girls In Bed: Do They Really Have To Be Good?
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This Slut Makes one Hot Party Clown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Paula Deen Loves Sucking On What?
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Mariah Carey’s Sister is Literally a Whore
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Big Titty Pic Dump (NSFW)
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Drunk in Class….Whoops – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Suelyn Medeiros Has a Bangorang Body
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I Always Love a Model FAIL – VIDEO
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Carmen McCarthy and Nika Noir Get It On (NSFW)
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Photo Proof Of Sasquatch? No! Amber Portwood Nude Sexting Pics
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I’d Totally Bang Isla Fisher If She Would Just Drop That Damn Baby
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Busty Blonde on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Carla Ossa – Venus Photo Shoot
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Is This Chick a Hippy or Homeless
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Yeah I Would Bang Maggie Grace As Well
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Busty Teen Masturbates on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Price is a Slutty Mom
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Moron at the Car Wash – VIDEO
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Striptease off the Day
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Jessica Drawe Hotness (NSFW)
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9 of the most secretly creepy breakfast cereal mascots
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Kanye West “All Of The Lights” Video Removed From Youtube For Causing Seizures
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I Knew Paris Hilton Was Getting Fatter
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Lohan Takes Her Big Bouncy Tits To Court
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Karissa Shannon Topless At The Beach
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Kelly Brook Sexy Midriff and Possible Camel Toe
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Posted in:stepLINKS