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2011

18

Mar

Vida Guerra is Still a Fat Ass Whore of the Day

Vida Guerra hasn’t suffocated on her big round ass that was probably one of the most famous asses a long time ago…she’s still around and she looks like the weathered whore you’d expect her to be 10 years after she realized she was insignificant and didn’t matter, and people just wanted her for her superhuman ass….an ass that clearly loses it’s super capabilities with age…and you’re probably wondering how I know her ass has lost its appeal, well that’s simple, cuz she’s not showing it off, and this isn’t one of those – I want to show off my other talent situations, this is purely, I don’t want to show I’ve lost my talent cuz people will stop paying attention…well guess what Vida…we already have…9.5 years ago…cuz with a giant ass comes a giant asshole FOLLOW ME

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2011

18

Mar

Fearne Cotton is on a Bikini for a The Radio of the Day

British pussy Fearne Cotton, who I have never heard of, but reminds me of a garden, got into a bikini for Charity…

I guess the BBC is taking the Howard Stern route, you getting bitches half naked on the radio, for people at home to masturbate to guys talking about how hot it is, only instead of doing it for fame, they are doing it for charity…which I guess makes this bitch less of a whore, cuz she’s exploiting her body for other people’s gain and not her own…this is like classic pimp shit, only her pimp is helping…and really when you’re in a bikini, you’re always a whore worth lookin’ at…Not that being in a bathing suit really makes you a whore, or even slutty, cuz some of the most wholesome chicks like to swim, but I guess it is all about the context, you know if she was on a beach or a public pool it’d be fine, but cuz she’s in a radio studio with perverts gawking and acting overly excited to keep the listeners happy about it, it makes it slutty…

She’s not that hot. Her ass dumpy, but I’m posting it anyway, she’s got prison tattoos, but she’s in a bikini and bikini news is my kind of news…

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2011

18

Mar

Taylor Momsen is So Obvious of the Day

Taylor Momsen was on some website I’ve never heard of, but that clearly does better than me, because it gets interviews with Taylor Momsen, who I assume is out doing press for her Rock and Roll bullshit album that lead her to being as scandalous as possible before she turns 18 and everyone realizes she looks like Lady Gaga….

I get that her act is contrived bullshit teen angst, designed by a team of people, and I don’t find any of it all that hot, but I do write her on TWITTER demanding she piss in my mouth…she just ignores me…cunt…cuz she’s not Rock and Roll, this is just another role she does badly…but not that badly…cuz she’s wearing lingerie in public….and saying CUNT….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

18

Mar

Lohan Goes to a Basketball Game of the Day

Lohan is such a fucking dyke…..and Dykes, even with fat tits and fake porn lips are fucking boring.

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2011

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

Marie Eve here.

The parade in Montreal isn’t till Sunday but that didn’t stop Jesus from starting the festivities as soon as possible. Last time I saw him he was standing on the corner near the park in a green shirt, except I know for a fact he doesn’t own a green shirt, which means the color likely came from him puking green beer all over himself at the pub down the street. Where he is now, your guess is as good as mine, but I k ow I’m far to negligent to actually are and in the end so are you.

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‘Happy St. Patrick’s Day!’ Says Karissa Shannon in This Bikini
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2011

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is St Patrick’s Day drunk. This picture made me laugh drunk. I should be getting emails of bitches drunk and half naked drunk. I should be out there drunk and half naked drunk taking the drunk and half naked drunk pictures drunk. But instead I don’t matter drunk…no one sends in shits… I’m just a lonely drunk with no credibility or authority who drunk girls don’t thinkcan make them famous…… like I was girls gone wild drunk.

So get drunk cuz that’s what is expected of you….while I hate organized holidays…especially one filled with Irish pussy, which to date has always been fat, red cheeked and into beer…and I hate when girls are into beer..

You’re so obvious with your drunk on drunk holidays, that’s why I just get drunk daily. I don’t need any Irish faggot celebration for that.

I just like it for the 9 to 5ers to let loose a bit and end up puke covered and naked while sitting on my face….won’t happen…hasn’t yet anyway…but the night is young…. FOLLOW ME ….

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Ryan Philippe Pays off the Maybe Baby Momma
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Impressive Cleavage
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The 15 Hottest Porn Stars Over 30
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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans Tight Bikini Body
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Teacher Bangs Student At School Where Her Husband Is Principal
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Ashley Greene is Single – Cuz the Jonas Brothers are Gay and the Relationship was a Marketing Strategy Cuz She Does it All for Attention…
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That Zoey 101 Bitch May Have Been the one to Leak Vanessa Hudgens Nudes
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GIANT TITS AND ASS THAT MAKE UP COCO!
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Katie Price’s Tits Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Cara Jean Underwood’s Tits Are Hanging Out
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The Vacation of Your Life with the Sluts Of Your Dreams
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Hot Enough To Melt the Ice: NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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Toys That Make Playtime Way More Fun
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If This Japan Shit Hasn’t Made You Hate the World Yet, This Will Put You Ever The Edge – VIDEO
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Leanne Rimes is See Through and Her Nipples Are Puffy
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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The Kate Upton Lingerie Roadshow Continues
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Taylor Swift in a Bikini
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Have You Seen the Renee Olestead Nudes?
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Suri Cruise Loves Gummy Penis
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Some Selena Gomez Hotness
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Josefina Cisternas in Ralph Lauren Swinwear
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A Whole Gallery of Sluts Masterbating
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Nicki Minaj Gives Guy A Lap Dance During Performance! [Video]
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Two Sisters Shake Their Asses
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Louise and Her Friend Are Naughty and I Like It
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Jessica Drake – Rocki Whore Picture Show Pornstar Interview
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Camilla Belle: Cleopatra at Carnival Parade!
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Brunette Babe Rubs One Out
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Selena Gomez’s New Song is Stupid But at Least She Looks Hot in the Video
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Hipster Slut in a Stupid Hat
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Jump Dude Jump! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taryn Manning Is Playboy’s April 2011 Cover Girl (She Goes NUDE!)
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Blonde Fails at Something or Another Cause That’s What Blondes Do
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Banks is stripping from her white dress
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7 Films Hollywood Should Have Never Remade
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Beyonce, Kim K, And J. Lo Top Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities List [Photos]
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Nudes Hacked From Scarlett Johansson’s Cell?
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Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Bra…
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2011

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour is Big in a Bikini of the Day

It’s amazing what growing older and starting a family does to your ass. What’s even more amazing is that guys still give their fat chicks affection when out in public, like it’s OK to go from supermodel to this. It’s one of those “have you no shame you sick fucking pervert, fat chicks are meant to sell weight loss products and snack food to, not to stick your dick in when sober, and if you do do it when sober, you never advertise it, you just pretend she’s your good friend who lends you money when you need it or some shit, I mean dude, have you seen what fat chicks look like naked, I know they are comfortable to lay on, and even to fuck, like your own personal bouncy castle. but it is still real fucking demented”…. FOLLOW ME

Here are the rest of the “That’s Not Who I Married, That’s a Bikini Monster…You’re the Reason our Son is Gay…All I have left of the groupie I married is your ankle tattoo…” Pics… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2011

17

Mar

Rihanna for Vogue US April Edition of the Day

These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics….

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2011

17

Mar

Prince Charles’ Inbred Masturbation Hand of the Day

You know when you swim in the same exclusive, VIP gene pool for a couple of hundred years, you’re gonna end up with some fucked up genetic disorders. It’s just the way it is and it doesnt change if you take tradition from the backwoods, add a couple of billion dollars, power and palaces, it’s still gonna fuck you up, cuz that’s nature and I guess nature’s way of punishing you people for being elitast cunts…

All that to say, maybe Prince William and Kate Middleton will be taking over the thrown sooner than later, cuz no one wants a king with Elephantitis…or at even a fucking weird looking masturbation hand…..

This just in…

Dear Sir,

I can promise you Prince Charles does not have “Elephantitis”. However, he may have Elephantiasis

Thank you for your service.

Spelling is overrated, as is google, wikipedia and spellcheck that just highlighted google, wikipedia and spellcheck…..Motherfuckers….you best protect your masturbation hand….

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Posted in:Royal Family

2011

17

Mar

Marloes Horst Does Swimwear and Lingerie of the Day

I can’t help but respect and appreciate any girl who’s last name starts with the world WHORE. Especially when their career is based on them getting paid to get naked or half naked…like a whore…only they are called “Models” to make it all okay…socially acceptable, even prestigious enough to make a bitch who at the age of 12 would never have thought she’d be exchanging money for her body…hell bitch wanted to be a Vet or a nurse or a seamstress or whatever girls want to be when they grow up…but realized, it’s a lot easier to just take her clothes off for money than to actual work for anything. It’s pretty much the stripper way.

We’ve seen her topless before – and I’m a fan…

So enjoy this campaign she did for some Swimwear/Lingerie line called Princess Tam Tam (free advertising, free advertising)….

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