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2011

25

Mar

Nicola Haffmans Half Naked for Helmet of the Day

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I don’t know who Nicola Haffmans is, but it is safe to say she’s another hipster who doesn’t want a real job who snorted coke with the right modeling agent in London, grew out her bush and is now getting work, totally willing to get naked in the shoots, cuz getting naked was what she was doing for money before she got a model contract, but it was for rich boyfriends who wanted hot girlfriends, instead of for photographers and magazines….

I appreciate a girl who knows she has what it takes to stand in front of a camera making serious face in exchange for more money than most bitches make a year working an office like some kind of sucker, giving her tons of free time to do nothing but play with that stupid money she’s making… I mean who wouldn’t show some tit, even if it goes against all morals and values for that deal, I mean shit, it’s just a tit, it’s not like she’s letting strangers cum inside her…I think working an office job is a hell of a lot more expoloiting, whoring, disgusting, and degrading. This model shit screams freedom at me like it was braveheart…this is a hot little photoshoot…I dig…keep it up…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

25

Mar

Jen Sterger (who?) has Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

I’m pretty sure most girls over the age of 16 have cleavage…I mean other than cancer victims/preventers who have had mastectomies…and skinny versions Chazz Bono who decide to be dudes and chop their shit off…or the occassional a-cup who hasn’t been lucky enough to get down with the hormones in our foods…so there’s nothing really interesting about this…other than trying to figure out who Jen Sterger is. I’ve never heard of her, but the paparazzi are all over her like she’s somebody, maybe I’ll just have to google this bitch to sort it out….

Okay, I googled her – she’s Game Day Host for the New York Jets. She was in Playboy. She wrote for Sports Illustrated. She’s Brett Favre’s groupie bitch who’s using him to create a scandal about herself to get in the paparazzi…cuz that’s what bottom feeding playboy bitches who thought they’d be the next Pam Anderson, but instead became a team Mascot do to get noticed…I mean when they aren’t too busy filming sex tapes to release when people stop talking about them.

I hate whores like this. Seriously. They do everything they can to get noticed cuz they were the “hot girl” in high school and now want to be the “hot girl” in the world….but shit didn’t work out as planned. So you set up some poor pervert who likes taking dick pics and throw it in his face. What a fucking cunt, she doesn’t deserve you staring at her shitty fake trashy exploiting tits… FOLLOW ME

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2011

25

Mar

Hannah Holman Tits for Career Advancement of the Day

Her name is Hannah Holman. I have no idea who she is. I just know she’s showing titty for her modeling career, something that’s happens pretty much all the time, cuz the world is filled with pussy and out of that pussy a huge percentage is better off left dressed in their plus sized clothes and a lot of the pussy you want to see undressed…and luckily, out of the pussy you want to see undressed, a lot is willing to get naked or half naked, whether in porn, or for a low level modeling career they hope takes them to the next level….all it takes is some false promises, a dream of being famous or not working an everyday job, and a pussy that people want to hang out with, and not the kind of pussy people like us normally hang out with, unless we’re paying them, cuz sometimes those model dreams and unwillingness to be suburban and normal leads to prostition….I don’t know what I’m talking about…but I do know that here’s pussy you want to see naked getting naked to get a head and we like that quality in pussy who would probably not get naked for us in person…thanks for the tits.. FOLLOW ME ….

Posted in:Hannah Holman

2011

25

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some stepNEWS that isn’t news cuz if it was news it wouldn’t be on this site, cuz this site offers nothing informative to society, we just cover breast feeding dolls, rapist coaches and drunk mom’s…goodtimes…

Uproar over Breast-Feeding Baby Doll
How young is too young to teach a girl how to breast-feed? There’s some controversy surrounding a breast milk baby.

Coach Accused of Sex Misconduct
A basketball coach at a Phoenix Catholic school has been arrested, facing sexual misconduct charges. The victim is an 8th grade girl, a student at St. Catherine of Siena.

Drunk Mom Left 2-Month-Old in Car
A valley mother has been charged with child neglect after leaving her 2-month-old son in an unattended vehicle while she went inside a mall. But that’s not all — police say she was under the influence at the time.

FB Account Lands Teen in Trouble
Facebook and go to jail? It happened to Nestor Rivera Jr., a 19-year-old graduate of Pasadena High School.

Mom’s Eye-Popping Court Outburst
A Nevada mom takes court outbursts to a new level – literally – as she resists being placed into custody.

Man to be Sentenced of Sex Trafficking
A federal judge is set to sentence a man convicted of luring impoverished young Mexican women to the Atlanta area only to force them to work as prostitutes.

Arizona Bride Arrested on Wedding Da
Police arrested 28-year-old Angela Davito was arrested in Arizona just hours after her wedding. Police say she attacked an officer at the reception after several men crashed the party and a fight broke out.

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2011

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I should start posting pictures of my hangover dump – cuz seriously – they don’t look very fucking healthy and maybe a pervert doctor can tell me what’s going on inside me – and while I deal with all this pain and wiping – here’s a morning hangover dump that’s a little easier to digest… FOLLOW ME

Free CamShows to Waste Your Weekend With
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Preseason MVP Predictions
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Jessica Biel is Banging Gerard Butler
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Mileena Hayes is Method Man and Redman’s New Video Chick
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Forget Savings For College, THIS is How to Prepare for Your Kids Future
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Oiled Up Hottie Shaves Herself
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The Playstation Move Commercial with Serena Williams is Bascially Soft Core Porn
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Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Mar

Annie Cooper is Some Slutty “Actress” of the Day

I’ve never heard of Annie Cooper, but it seems like she’s the kind of up and coming fake titty whore who probably was a stripper who danced for the right married dude in the industry who figured he could get her work playing the fake titty whore in low budget movies most people won’t ever see. You know a bitch with a hollywood dream willing to take whatever level she can get and I’m not complaining cuz this story is one that allows us to see tits on eager pussy trying to make it and get famous and that’s gotta be a fetish somewhere and by somewhere I mean right here…… FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

U truly are a bottom feeder! You suck you whore

No, I didn’t write it to myself…it was from some spic bitch who was mad I offended some no name celebrity who will remain nameless… FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton is Suring Over That Whole Her Being Racist Thing But There’s No Point Suing If Everyone Knows It’s True
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Tiger Woods Current Slut Piece Used to Be His Neighbor and Draw Him Pictures When She Was a Kid, But Wait It Gets Better
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Cam Shows With Sluts Sho Run Shit Proper
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sexy In GQ Brazil
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The Only Thing Christina Aguilera Should Be Advertising is Before Shots for Lipo Suction
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The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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I Wanna Be All Over Marisa Tomei
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I Love These Slutty Ultimate Surrender Naked Wrestling Videos
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In Need of Pain Relievers, Stat! Gnarliest Wipeouts
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Toys to Make Playtime Even Better
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Hef’s Fiancee Is Doing It With Dr. Phil’s Son, Gross
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A Scarecrow Dressed Like a Stripper! Yes!
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Lara Flynne Boyle’s Birthday Tits
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Rachel Bilson is Single Now Apparently. Again
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Here’s a Bunch of the Sluts From sucker Punch
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Where the Fuck Was I When This Dude Started to Throw $100 Bills in the Air in a Coffee Shop Free for the Taking
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Abbey Cornish
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Check Out This Inked Up Hottie
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LADIES! Stilettos and Booze Don’t Mix
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Celeste Star is Tasty
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Walmart Love Triangle Goes Horribly Wrong is Probably the Beat Headline I Have Read Ever
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Claudia Rossi and Mia Presley Get It On
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These Sexy Real Estate Ads Are Suddenly Making Me Want to Take a A Loan and Buy a Condo – VIDEO
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Kat Dennings Covers ‘Complex’ April/May 2011
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Martini is One Hot Babe
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Playboy Sexy NCDD Playmate Bracket 2011 Video
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I Don’t Understand This Bitch and Her Weird Pants
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Ladies Who Attended The “Sucker Punch” Movie Premiere in L.A.
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Waitress Fail
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Price = Still Slutty
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Boogers Make This Chick Horny – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Kayden Cross is in a Purple Mood
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7 types of Facebook birthday wall posts (and what they mean)
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Bangin Candy – “Kristal Solis”
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Those West Boro Church Fuck Tards Are At It Again and Now They Are Fucking With Liz Taylor
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Kim Kardashian Is A Fucking Genius
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Brooklyn Decker Fuckable In A Short Skirt
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Katherine Heigl Looks Stunning. Wait, What?
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Kendall Jenner Sluts It Up At 15
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Kim Kardashian Is Delusional
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The 15 Hottest Action Girls
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2011

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Channels Liz Taylor of the Day

I think Hudgens took this Liz Taylor death a little too seriously, so seriously, that bitch had to put herself under a scarf to hide from the media like she was Liz Taylor in the 1960s….I am guessing this is classiest way she could think of being seen during a time of drawing attention to herself, you know after seeing one of the Liz Taylor retrospectives on TV…forgetting that Hollywood isn’t what it used to be…and is no longer glamour or class but instead nothing but an overpaid pile of shit filled with shitty people who are better off dead….or in sex tapes…a hustle Hudgens know far too much about….

Either way, it’s almost offensive, she might as well piss on Liz Taylor’s grave before she robs it, I mean her body is still warm, and ripping her off is more obvious than when I wore a 11 year old boy in public the day MJ died, and I’m posting it anyway, cuz me and Hudgens are best fucking friends, at least that’s what I tell her legal team as they breathe down my throat….as I try to look up her skirt in these pics… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

24

Mar

Amy Winehouse’s Fake Tits of the Day

Amy Winehouse and her fake tits to distract the public from a drug overdose that required a hospital stay that needed to be justified has always been porn to me…mainly when she was a walking corpse, skinny and week, with teeth falling out, skin peeling away creating lesions of disgustingness, with a face on some Jerry Seinfeld kick, and saggy tits that had been exhausted of all their nutrients trying to keep her alive…cuz it felt attainable and I could relate to it…but I like to think she’s still got it, even if she doesn’t smell like stale cum, urine, feces and rotting flesh anymore…even if it is one of life’s great tragedies…because Winehouse cleavage is always a fucking party…at least for the black dudes she’s been fucking cuz she sings like a black woman and they like anything white, especially if it’s got money and is half dead…even if her fake tan makes her look more like she’s on Jersey Shore….and her weird pout makes her look like a cartoon character…doin’ some real Amazing Face… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on…..

I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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