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2011

Mar

Irina Shayk SI Covergirl In Tight Clothes of the Day

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It’s amazing the capabilities of hot immigrant Russian pussy. If this was 60 years ago, this bitch would be milking a cow, or standing in line waiting for rationed bread, fearing the apocolypse thanks to the Cold War or married with 10 kids, or some shit, but with the whole world being one massive boring international place, this Russian is on the cover of an American publications most important issue…

I guess politics don’t matter anymore, that whole fight on communism, irrelavent now that we have Arab countries to fight for their oil and Japan to pretend we are helping with their tsunamis….

All it takes is the help of one gay soccer superstar who wants to pretend he’s straight for fear of other players treating him differently, bitch gets put on the internation map and gets the cover of SI due to his powerhouse representation, to not be a mail order bride. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it, cuz she is hot…

It’s just nice to see American publications outsourcing their pussy cuz American pussy is all fat, middle class and boring. This kinda makes the whole Cold War…kinda useless…good job.

Either way, these pants are tight and so is that body….

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2011

Mar

American Apparel Sex Scandal of the Day

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This is hilarious to me. I don’t know Dov Charney but he is from Montreal and a few years ago he called me a 3 in the morning asking me to re-program google. I am not joking. He was in his Montreal apartment with one of his young staffers and I could hear her giggling in the background. I don’t think she was 18, but that’s legal here so who fucking cares…

What I do know is that these young cunts who work for him think he’s a god and throw themselves at him, he’s just a pervert like every one of you, and has the ablity to talk dirty in his own work environment, because it’s the empire he created and being a fucking ego came the ability to say what he wants to in his own workspace, but laws don’t let that happen…

I’ve seen these young girls who think he’s a fucking celebrity, a hero, and they all fight for attention while he laughs at which minimum wage employee to take home with him to “model” for the night…and this is in every city he has a store in…The whole thing pretty fucking amazing…

Until you fire a bitch, or get one groupie cunt who has remorse for being the slut she is, cuz it’s convenient to get on TV or money….

Hey, I’m not saying what he does is right, but no one shits on rockstars for fucking their groupies, and unfortunately that’s just what these hipster poser bitches are…the mistake is that he had them on payroll, and if I was him, I would have paid them on contract…cuz that way you can’t get sued for sexual harassment idiot…they are freelancers…get with the abuse program if you’re an abuser is what I always say….

They all just want Dov’s stamp of approval…until better opportunity or people to groupie come along…and based on the look of this girl, Dov shoulda chose a hotter one to get publicly outted for.

I wonder if Ben from Ben and Jerry’s has the same issues when he visits his stores around the country…

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2011

Mar

Eva Amurri for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim continues their irrelevance and bottom feeding by booking Eva Amurri for a photoshoot. She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with fat tits who used to be on Naked on Californication…because getting girls who are actually working is clearly not party of Maxim’s business model as they just can’t afford it.

The good news is she’s got huge fucking tits and everyone loves huge fucking tits…especially that are willing to get naked to break free from their famous mom and come up as their own talent…talent as long as the tits are exposed….cuz her face isn’t that great…

Now it’s just a waiting game for Maxim to ask me to remove the pics…cuz they will as they don’t appreciate free press.

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2011

Mar

Emma Watson for the Virgin Loser Perverts of the Day

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The funny thing about Harry Potter fans is how loyal they are.

It’s like no matter how this bitch looks or what the bitch is doing they get excited…and I’m not talking 12 year old boys, I’m talking pervert adults who started watching the shit when it first came out, anticipating the day she blossomed into a woman, making their masturbation less criminal, even though before she turned 18 they felt there was such a deep rooted love and loyalty, that it made it all okay, weird…

Harry Potter delves way deeper than nerd, it’s on some core of the person weirdo shit, and I guess it works out better for Emma Watson cuz she more important than Royalty now thanks to the number of these weird Potter fans, and that shit gets you PAID.

Maybe I just don’t get it, cuz Wizards don’t interest me enough to watch them in movies…

Here she is cuz I know you’re into it….

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2011

Mar

Avril Lavigne Lookin’ her Age of the Day

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I thought these were pictures of Avril Lavinge looking good. I was like shit look at her, she’s stopped dressing like a 15 year old suburban cutter who highlights her hair with highlighters, you know like most people who turn 18 and realize shit, that’s a stupid fucking look….I was sure she got a stylist, she started dressing like a normal woman, not like some loser holding onto his pretty embarrassing suburban angst filled youth…cuz they were the good years but then I realized the caption said Adam Levine and he’s with Anne Vyalitsyna, who I assume is a model, or at least a bitch who dresses my age, making me realize that Avril Lavinge’s got no fucking hope and she still fucking sucks.

Here’s some Anne Vyalitsyna in some Mom Jeans….This may be a really bad joke…but that’s nothing new for more and I like to think Avril Lavigne is the bad joke…So take that…

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2011

Mar

Selena Gomez Sluts it Up in Lace of the Day

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Some diehard Vanessa Hudgens fans decided to report me to the authorities for posting pictures of a minor, even though the Vanessa Hudgens pics I posted weren’t nude, there’s no proof she was under 18 in them, cuz Hudgens is in her 20s and there’s not proof they are even Vanessa Hudgens….Some people always try to ruin your fun….

She wrote:

Please be advised that you are being reported for posting nude pics of a minor of 17 years. I would recommend highly that you take them down ASAP

This is her facebook, she looks like one of those weirdo Jesus people who would stick her nose in other people’s shit cuz High School Musical is all her crazy mind has to feel purpose…

That said, I avoid all pictures of anyone under 18, other than Taylor Momsen, because I’m not interested in pussy that young, sure the ass is rounder and the tits perkier, but the blowjobs are far less ambitious…I figure let them run through the testing and experimenting with people their own age, like Selena Gomez does with Bieber, and I’ll take them when the pussy’s a little rawer, a little more broken in, and when bitch know how to take a load on her face. Virginity isn’t fun unless it’s on a 40 year old. Experienced at 40 isn’t fun, but at 18 it is.

That said, Selena Gomez is not naked in these pics. She’s also not a minor of 17 years and unfortunately she’s not a Miner of 17 years, cuz miners are always lots of fun to hang around with, black lung and all.

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2011

Mar

January Jones Dog Walking Tits of the Day

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There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones….

Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career….

More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces.

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2011

Mar

Kirsten Dunst’s Ass Pokin’ Out of Chairs of the Day

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Whenever I look at dumpy looking cokewhore hipster pussy like these pictures of Kirsten Dunst, I can’t help but wonder what her vagina looks and smells like. It’s like if bitch takes such shitty care about her face, something that everyone’s gotta see, I can’t imagine her tending to her pussy needs, when it’s something that one ratty motherfucker gets to see….Hipster pussy is always neglected…

I just like the way her ass is sticking out of her cafe chair, cuz I’m looking for a new fetish, and this may be it….

If you’re wondering who Kirsten Dunst is, you know since she pretty much disappeared, she was topless in some movie recently on her comeback tour…

She was also in Montreal doing coke a year ago, she didn’t give me an invite to her hot tub party….but we did catch her IN THE BATHROOM ….

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2011

Mar

Reese Witherspoon is a Monster Without Makeup On of the Day

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Lovely.

I never wondered why Ryan Philippe escaped this monster….and now you don’t have to either, in the event you are one of those weirdos who thought this bitch was hot, cuz maybe you have low standards, or maybe she reminds you of her weathered, hard working, tired mom or some shit, but I’ve always seen the truth, she fucked Philippe on set, and got knocked up and used him to knock her up 10 more times cuz he’s a nice guy like that, but nice only goes so far… I didn’t need her out without movie magic make-up to figure out the mystery of why she was famous or even why she was some sort of sex symbol to some real weird people, I knew it was all great high budget marketing and PR….

Take this picture in, cuz it’s a lot of picture to process. Seriously. This is disgusting, scary and amazing all at the same time.

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2011

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

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I’m not sure I’m hungover. I kinda feel this way every day when I wake up. You know misery from being next to a pig of a woman who smells like bacon fat even when she doesn’t eat bacon. Obese and full of sleep apnea sounds that would keep me up all night if I didn’t drink myself stupid, horrible life choices that landed me here, but the one thing that keeps me going is the Morning Hangover Dump…it is so refreshing….

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