I can only fuck girls who play dead…..because if they are fully aware of what’s going on ….they’d never let me do what I was doing them….so playing dead is the best solution… I like convincing women that I am parked outside their house masturbating thinking of them…by parking outside their house and masturbating That’s […]
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2017
28
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my day was trying to use butthole pics for currency.. A girl on the internet asked me a favor, so I told her I told her I wanted butt pics as payment for my favor, and she sent them….it was something dumb like to follow her friend on social media or some […]
2017
23
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I spent my day trying to convince at least 4 girls to get into porn because It would be so hot – and I slowly saw them go from NO WAY to maybe to “yeah that would be hot”…to which I said…”see…I knew you were a whore”… Because that’s the type of time waster I […]
2017
26
May
The Power Photo of the Week for Memorial Day Weekend of the Day
Here’s a casual picture posted by one of the three vapid cunts of the year, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid – who has in recent years has replaced Gigi Hadid…and you know that this is some illuminati shit…where they are all collectively laughing at how they trolled the fuck out of the world, […]
2017
18
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I have been mourning the death of Soundgarden… Not that ever liked Soundgarden….But I always like hearing about celebrity deaths from social media as the world collectively cry over a one hit wonder no one gives a fuck about…Suicide is stupid…. My only Soundgarden story is that I once snuck into high school dance because […]
2017
17
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes you don’t see enough pussy definition in leggings when you leave the house…other times you do…not that there can ever be enough pussy definition…but when it’s pussy definition after pussy definition after pussy definition like the pussy is walking in a goddamn parade….it feels like magic fucking happened…and today magic happened…I would say I […]
2017
05
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Trying to convince a girl to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair – so that we can feel like conjoined twins…connected in this universe…is really not taken as seriously as it should…because it’s the only thing I want to do..and bitches just laugh it off.. I don’t keep track of dates or […]
2017
02
May
Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day
It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what […]
2017
25
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My favorite thing about banging 18 year old women is how dumb they are…. I mean you’d have to accept that there’s something wrong with an 18 year old willing to fuck my old married ass….and there is…daddy issues, a need of validation, all the basic shit…. But they are also dumb as fuck, and […]
2017
15
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t think Jesus would approve of the type of content I produce, so it’s a good thing that I am not a religious man, thanks to science and logic….but the good news is that if he actually died for our sins, my sins and your sins for reading this shit, then we can just […]