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2011

28

Feb

Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it…..

But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not…

Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that…

Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up…..

I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is…

Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure…

I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month…

No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black

I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks….

and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster…

Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey….

The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…

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2011

28

Feb

Angela Simmons in her Bikini od the Day

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Here’s Angela Simmons, who you may know as Rev. Run’s daughter, who is out proving just how spiritual and of god her family is, by wearing the skimpiest bikini her black ass could squeeze into….you know cuz Rev. Run is full of fucking shit, and probably fucked on his wife, fucked with drugs, fucked groupies, fucked over partners, fucked over many fucking things while fucking them, cuz that’s what being half of Run DMC is all about…depsite his preachy bullshit he spews on the internet…bullshit proven by his attention whoring daughter….who I know if I was a Rev, I’d make sure the bitch didn’t fuck up my hustle by doing shit like this, cuit would take away the little credibility I had….

All this to say, I wish I had her uncle’s adult lisp to use on this young bitch….you know slipping the bikini bottoms to the side…and digging in…cuz I like her and wanna taste her.

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2011

28

Feb

John Galliano Loves Hitler of the Day

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I don’t know about this Galliano guy, but last I checked Hilter killed off all the faggots too. My theory is that he’s just drunk and trying to be shocking wih a couple cunts he has no patience for, and that he’s not anti-jew, cuz the fashion world is pretty much run by jews…and that would be suicide…but then again maybe that’s what he wants…you know you’d kill yourself too if you were a homo….especially if you were HIV positive…I know how the AIDS scene works…

I don’t really care about people’s hatred, I just love everyone, especially when they have sex little accents like the girls Galliano keeps calling ugly…I’d like to be from her asshole too.

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2011

28

Feb

JWOWW’s Turns 25 – Her Fake Tits Turn 5 of the Day

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I could be a few years off on her titty age, you see I didn’t read her best selling book, despite her inability to write her name, so the fake tit coulda been bought to give her purpose and to make the boys like her pretty much anytime after she turned 18…but her pussy is officially 25 and I guess that’s what matters…since anyone can have fake tits…but a pussy is something nurtured and cared for that makes babies…if you don’t pull out in time…something this whore is probably very familiar with….

Jersey Shore is trash. Jersey girls are trash. That’s the story stepSTEVE and his friend from New Jersey told me…

here are the pics….

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2011

28

Feb

Black Reporter Protects a Nazi of the Day

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Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.

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2011

28

Feb

Taylor Momsen Fucks for Satan of the Day

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If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a daughter…I’d want to ride her titties to the top like I was Joe Simpson, Britney Spears Dad and every other trashy dad with a dream of getting out of the hell he’s living via his daughter’s genitals…Unfortunately for me, I only have still births.

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2011

28

Feb

Charlie Sheen is Amazing of the Day

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Charlie Sheen is a genius….I love watching America media try to understand or make sense of him…using their bullshit cliches and obvious questions just makes him that much more genius….If I was famous…I’d be fucking with the world too….on all levels…

Here’s somethings that he said that stood out as incredible….

Dude, can’t handle it…Unplug this bastard….
Fires in a way that maybe not from this terresteral realm….
I’m bi- Winning. I win here and I win there. Now what.
Winning.
I use a blender. I use a vaccuum cleaner.
Dude, I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing thing.
I have one speed and one gear. Go.
Not going to. Period. The End.
The Run I was on Made them all look like Droopy eyed armless children.
I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their life. It’s a gift.

I would love to spend my days with this motherfucker….Every element of what this guy is doing, every thing he is saying is just like words from a fucking prophet or some shit….I shoulda befriended Bree Olson, she was my in.

I gotta make more t-shirts….

BUY MY T-SHIRT

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2011

28

Feb

Meital Dohan Israeli Oscar Nominee Cameltoe in Shorts of the Day

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I watched the Oscars. Unfortunately. I don’t remember this bitch being there. I’ve never even heard of her.

I do appreciate her pre-oscar outfit. I mean who the fuck needs to see people done up like they are going to a beauty pageant, or some stupid award show that they will pretend is the most important of their life, you know with all their make up, harnesses, botox and bullshit to make their tits and ass look their best, when pictures of them dressed like circus clowns, showing off pussy definition, is substantially more erotic…entertaining and insane….

Here’s the pics….

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2011

28

Feb

Some Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t understand what inspired this staged photoshoot with Shauna Sand, I mean other than the fact that she’s hungry for attention because I can only assume she’s got another sex tape coming out and that her black dead vagina is ready to play in a sex tape….cuz she’s gone from Playboy to Pornstar, it only took 20 years…but I do know that seeing her posing with various bikini bottoms is fucking hilarious, I’m thinking this is some trash whore bikini company paying the only pussy desperate enough to take that kind of product placement money….but then again this is hollywood – they are all desperate for money…Shauna Sand is just affordable…and here is her pretty hot body – as plastic as it may be , it’d try to taste it if I could….but I’m just a pervert who finds this kind of shit prestige…

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2011

28

Feb

Jimmy Kimmel’s Humpilates Video of the Day

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This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet.

I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.

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